Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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GAM: Hey you, we’re throwing a party tonight. Me: Oh cool, I’ve got no plans– GAM: So if you hear loud music don’t call the cops.
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Tell them you’ll just be chillin’ with your roommate Gerard.
Genius! I’d love to see their expression.
You should wait until the party is at it’s best and then call the cops :D
I’d call the cops just to get back at them for not inviting me.
Whatever, I’m gonna get CA-RAAAAZY down below.
Don’t forget Sunchips!
Please try not to fall over.
Video headed our way, Charlie?
You should make another video about your own Charlie Party!
Hope you’re not deaf yet (Y)
Charlie: ” Don’t worry guys I’m not gonna call the cops.”
The girls walk away, huge grin comes across Charlie’s face.
Oh no!
Well you could always come party in Texas with us!
That would be cool ^^
Where in Texas?
Georgetown! Only probably not because nothing happens in Georgetown, so perhaps Austin would be (a million times) better.
Galveston, duhhh. ;D
Ahhhh, Liz, I live in that area-ish too! :D
I think I’ll be in Austin for South by Southwest.
SXSW that’s cool. Are you going for the movies or the music?
I’m definitely going to be at SXSW. My favorite Spring Break activity. Now, what are the odds of running into Charlie…
Forget SxSW – it’s totally corporate. Come to Denton, for the 35 Confrette. http://www.35conferette.com/
Well, right now Waco. But Austins waaaay better. I’ll probably be down there for SXSW too.
awww, poor Charlie!
have to admit tho, this totally made my day!
and i’d invite you to my party. just sayin.
Time to practice the skills!
It’s sad and disappointing that they didn’t even think to invite you to their party, but what’s even more disappointing is that they still refer to you as just “you”.
Which is exactly why you should call the cops. Lol
I’m expecting more awesome dance videos from you now Charlie ;)
I hope they play Party in the USA!! (That was my favorite part in the last video)
Do you still have the beard? I find facial hair to be a good litmus test for whether people are fun or not. They must not be fun. haha
Oh ya, still rocking the beard.
Well then you’d definitely be invited to my parties.
It’s okay. It would be your luck that the if you did get invited the cops would bust it anywho :D
I say we just throw a party on here (:
Aw, that’s mean. Can’t they see you’re a nice guy (besides you posting their stupidity behind their back for the enjoyment of America) and only want to get to know them better? <3
BUST THE PARTY ANYWAY! :D
Perhaps it’s time to invest in an epic stereo system and blast bluegrass…Or perhaps show tunes…
I definitely agree! You should blast some Chicago, Rocky Horror, and .. Annie!
I second this motion! WHile you’re at it, throw some Wicked, Hairspray, and Mamma Mia in there.
Throw in some Phantom of the Opera, too!!
Don’t forget to add some Hello Dolly, and every song from Glee. Ever.
Don’t leave out AVPM, AVPS, Rent, and Fiddler on the Rooftop!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Stuff-My-Daughter-Says/142756542432449
While I love this musical theme (Sweeney Todd Should be included by the way) I think I have the perfect anti party blast music
“I Love You” – Barney The Purple Dinosaur
Lol don’t forget the Thoroughly Modern Millie!
Well, if anyone remembers, their kryptonite is Moby, so Charlie should simply attach his speakers to his ceiling and blast away.
Well, I butched that link… Didn’t I ;)
Proper one: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stuff-My-Daughter-Says/142756542432449
oh MY GAWSH! more theatre nuts on DGAM! i am so happy to see you
Or blast classical music. It seems to be many peoples kryptonite. Perhaps a healthy bit of Beethoven, Bach, Tchaikovsky, and Motzart.
I can send some classical CD’s if you want.
AWKWARD
Are they partying to celebrate democracy in Egypt?
They probably don’t even know that anything has been going on.
Yeah. Or more likely they’re celebrating their upcoming vacation to Hawaii, which, I hear, is nowhere near Egypt. =D
A party post on my birthday!
Happy Birthday!!!
Thanks!
Am I invited to your party?
Of course!
A very happy birthday to you!
mine too!
charlie: my mom’s in the kitchen making cake. you can come : )
OMG! It was my birthday too! B-day buddies!!!!
Please please PLEASE let us see how your dance skills have improved. :)
Lol! May I just say.. You got bouyed =P
But you should pump up your music to counteract theirs!
Charlie, do you ever invite people over just so someone else can hear the incredibly stupid things they say?
Yes, there are a select few who hate–enjoy them as well.
You should have GAM listening parties. Sell tickets, sell snacks. Like Sunchips. You’d make some cash and share the crazy/stupid things they say with the world all at once.
And have the sink as a prime seat!
ok I’m 36 and you replying to my question totally made my WEEK! lol glad you share the love/hate with a select few though!
awee :(
you can come party with me and you can help me with my blog about my psycho housemates!!
http://housematedrama.blogspot.com/
woops changed the name of the site..
http://dearannoyinghousemates.blogspot.com/
Hahahaha first time commenter but I think you shoulp call the cops. Lol
You should have told them that you’re party would be way more wild and make them jealous
you should sneak in and video tape a typical GAM party !
Throw a bigger and better party!
It’s time for another Charlie Dance Party!
Char-lay Dance Par-tay!
Only for the Wii.
I would buy that.
I’d buy it too. Even though I don’t own a Wii =P
I say crash it.
awww Charlie :( haha but I agree with Kate. You should crash it
I’m getting too comfortable here. Normally, I just leave a comment and well, leave. But this is my third!
I think I could be Alicia’s understudy as the Crazy person who sits outside your door! Just with lack-lustre poetry.
What I was going to say was, in order to save face, you should have retorted,
“I’m going to have my own party. I’m inviting 27 people, and they are all going to be wearing fancy dresses. And my friend Gerard is coming too, so *raspberry*.”
I say counter act their pop songs with something like Johnny Cash as loud as you can. :D
Live blog during the party? Please? <3
aww, you’re invited to my party, Charles.:)
ahhh, my bad i meant “Charlie” no idea where “Charles” came from.D:
This had an odd Charlie Brown vibe.
In a good way
my vote is crash the party in costume…. darth vader? or a teletubby!! or maybe just show up with a bunch of board games (scrabble, pretty pretty princess, dungeons and dragons or that game where you have to make hippos eat things?) and ask who wants to help get that party started……claire and cathy will love you forever :)
Hungry Hungry Hippos! I loved that game, even though we got the cheap, knock-off game with the crappy plastic frogs that would regurgitate their marbles…
yes!! thats it, thanks! i started googleing hippo eats and then got distracted when google suggested “hippo eats dwarf……”
That game is an epic win! I haven’t played it in years though :(
Oh my gosh, I always wanted pretty pretty princess, but I never got it :(
i have a picture of my brother (10 at the time) wearing all of my Pretty Pretty Princess jewelry. it was his favorite game, which is what worried me for a very long time. hahaha
Pink Man to crash the party???? C’mon Charlie…
Sara, you are a genius. “Like” to the nth degree.
Should have replied “Yeah? WELL THERE’S A PARTY IN MY PANTS TONIGHT AND YOU’RE NOT INVITED!”
*insert witty comment*
Just a thought, what if you hired a male cop stripper to show up at their party? It doesn’t exactly count as calling the cops.
im pretty sure they would enjoy that too much
I was thinking that too. But it could also be really funny if they actually thought he was a cop at first.
A female cop stripper, then. That would throw them off.
A female cop stripper, and pay her to lie to both of them and say the other hired her.
To Cathty: Your roomate hired me for you for some fun time.
[When Cathy isn’t looking]
To Claire: Yeah, that Cathy girl hired me for you. Says its time for you to come out.
Lol, Charlie should dress up as the cop stripper and pretend that he thought they were using code to invite him to do that!
you should definitely try to crash it. and bring a camera (:
I wonder if these girls ever found out how famous Charlie has made them…I wonder…Hope this good thing never ends.
Forever Alone……. I would call the cops. :)
Get your revenge the next morning. While they are dealing with hang overs play really loud classical music… Perhaps something with bag pipes?
Or some really really loud Ska music. All those trumpets and saxaphones. c:
I’d totally invite you to a party.
You’re always invited to my parties Charlie :) The only thing is that jy dad might not a 30+ man comming to a 14 year old’s party.
Settle down, I’m only 27.
Yet you think you’re old. Pfft. You’ve got nothing on Voldemort.
Ha! Owned! Well if it makes you feel any better, she probably meant that your posts are so eloquently executed that it gives you the appearance of wisdom like that of a 30+ year old. Right?
Lol lucky for you I’m almost 18… you’re very welcome to pop along to mine though it does require you to fly over to the U.K. =D
Please please sprinkle some throw pillows out in the hall. I want to see if you can lure another drunken mumble buddy. The pic of the last one ( I forget what you named him) were hilarious. I picture a little unconscious pile of smeary, bleary party twinks and twinketts littering in you hallway.
Woo! Have fun! Party! Woo!
You should have a party! And not invite them! THEN VICTORY WOULD BE OURS! errr yours…..
Well, if you were at the party victory would be yours as well good sir. c:
Party in my dorm room? You can occasionally hear the neighbors but they are not as interesting…
I take that back… it isn’t my neighbors we should be concerned with! It is the people outside.
Cool blog! I would just go anyway if there was any attraction to either of them, even if it is very high risk for future sanity.
This might be my first comment. You should definitely make a playlist of police siren sounds and play it loud enough for them to hear. I would love to see how they would react to “invisible” police crashing their party.
Yes!
Is it just me, or is there a poem missing?
you’re absolutely right. has anyone sent a search party out for Alicia? I would write a poem, but i’m not good at writing them.
Don’t worry everyone, as soon as she wakes up I’ll begin the poem harassing.
The search party found me. I was lost and confused, wandering around the woods by myself because my vampire boyfriend just dumped me. I still managed to write a poem when I got back though.
The girls led Charlie on,
Then crushed him and were gone.
To prepare for their party they went,
And Charlie to the internet.
He tells us of what they had done,
We said dance and have some fun.
Just try not to fall over this time around,
I know it’s hard, but keep both feet on the ground.
Vampire boyfirend? Well, don’t be sad.
Since he’s dead that means he has no blood flow. Which means he can’t get erections.
I’m sure he wasn’t any fun anyhow.
Great poem. c:
Haha I was making fun of New Moon…and thank you.
Yeah, Alicia I got the joke.
Haha. Sadly, I was an avid Twighlight series fan up until I saw the movies.
Seeing the movies opened my eyes to the horrible brainwashing Stephanie Meyers was trying to do.
Now I’m back to surfing interwebs and listening to AVPM and AVPS on my ipod. c:
Those girls….
Charlie, next time just buy a small piece of jewellery from Tiffany. Invitation – for sure, and probably a bonus as well;)
Even funnier (and mean): buy jew from Tuffany or Tiffony or sth like that;))
Time to listen for dumb drunken quotes…
aweh! :(( i would invite you to my parties… because you, my dear, are chock full of hilariousness. :))
Long time reader, first time commenter.
I say call the cops and blame whoevers below you!
Ouch, charlie, i think you just got burned… by GAM
another vote for calling the cops on them!
I say throw your ow wild and crazy party and invite everyone from theirs to yours. Then again… Associating yourself with the same people may be incriminating… *Shudders* Bad idea.
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The bees have all had their knees returned. Sadly, most of them stung me and are now dead. Hmmm…
Poor Charlie! How do they not realize how awesome you are??!
wow…. that was kinda a burn. Good of them to cover their bases though.
You should play classical music REALLY loud and have a music battle!!
Can I just say I came upon this site by accident… Now I think it’s just fate! =D
I’m watching Step Brothers. The mom seems like a really nice lady.
She’s a lovely one.
Play an artist named Jakewolf SUPER loud.
You won’t like it either…but it’ll be hilarous.
college station, texas is where the real parties are at. you should party here charlie!
I can only imagine how excited you were at the prospect of being invited to one of their parties, Charlie; the quotes would have been unparalleled, and the visual experience of their antics would have been worth a life time.
To cheer you up: Nathan Fillion of Firefly, Castle, and Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog follows your tweets. So, you are officially cooler and more legendary than the girls above you.
i have annoying neighbors too, but they live down the street so it’s not as catchy. “dear people down the street, thanks ffor inviting the elderly woman next door to your bonfire instead of me…” I’m inviting the woman’s cat instead of them next time i have a party.
Hey Malcolm McDowell Jr. your site is as phony and gay as you.
Oh dear. Asshole alert.
Once again, I’ll bet anyone twenty bucks that this guy is the exact same troll as the in the other post but he just changed his name. Again.
Silly trolls.
Well then I appreciate you taking the time to come to my homosexual site, fill in your info, and write me such a lovely comment. Please do come again soon.
awkward..
i bet prof. X is really one of the “girls above me”.
No, even the girls would be smart enough to see the true beauty and genius in this website.
Don’t worry Charlie, we all still love you, except for Mr. Troll over there. <3
Aww! You could come to my parties any day Charlie (but it may be a bit awkward cause i live in England) :)
Not that awkward, I’m half English!
Nuggets of small personal info, I hoarde!
No, I really don’t have a shrine in my closet comprised of your used gum wads, that would be silly! Patacki-silly!
Hey Arnold reference FTW?
Woo England ftw! By the way, is anyone else kinda scared/curious/already amused by tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day post? :P
In case it wasn’t obvious, we love you Beardy! *Ahem* I mean Charlie :P
charlie please post another quote already :DDDD
This has nothing to do with anything, but I just realized that my icon is the color of my name. Weird.
hey does anyone know how to change the picture thingy on here? just wondering lol
Well, you can have an icon attatched to your email when you have a wordpress account.
That’s why mine is a picture of me and not one of those funny little square icons.
I like your hair. I want mine short, but my only option would be an afro…and that’s not happening.
My brother used to have an afro… It wasn’t pretty.
My hair? Well thank you.
I only wish it looked like that every day. My hair is very thin and droopy and looks pretty dead. :T
I think I might prefer an afro.
I’d be willing to help pay for a couple of strippers dressed as cops
haha i would like to see this video you guys are talking about! where can i see it?
It is an earlier post… You’ll find it if you keep going back. Has some pretty sweet dance moves!
My square thing changes every time i comment… first it was white, then blue… hm. Im having a technical GAM moment!
Or becoming a higher class of Middle Earth wizard
You are amazing. That is probably the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dear Charlie,
I think you are absolutely hilarious. My roommate and I can hear a lot of things that go on in our neighbor’s apartment and after seeing this, we’re kind of inspired to maybe start our own blog: “Dear Boys Next Door”
And they have parties all the time and they leave notes telling us to not call the cops and never invite us either.
Keep up the awesome!
-Arista
You should come to NYC. I would love to party with you.
I will be there next month.
Are you really? Now I’m excited, my birthday is next month I’m totally inviting you now if you come to NYC!
Well, my friends and I will be here if you’re interested in meeting up.
If it were me, I’d wait until the party really got going and then call the cops. Either that or I’d play my video games with the sound blasting. :D
hey Charlie, im having a party tonight, you’re invited!!!
geez what’s with all the cop calling? nark’s. There are more creative things to do, like make something really offensive smelling in the morning if you want to get back at them.
Call the cops…or crash it majorly:)
Hey Charlie,
What do these girls do for a living? I can’t imagine them as students or holding down a job. I have 6th grade students who are smarter than these two put together. Just wondering…
Charlie. I would totally show up at their door pretending to be the catering service or something. Serve pigs in blankets, and then tell them it’s not blankets—it’s pancakes.
WTF…I think Charlie died-AGAIN. *facepalm*
I’m guessing Charlie has a life.
Yeah he’s probably spending Valentine’s Day with his lady.
Or the GAMs night not be home.
Ooooh…I kindof really want to hug you.
Wow. Our names are really similar.
You think so?
I don’t see it.
I remember those videos… I was sad when he ran away after leaving the pillow. i wanted to see them!
Can you feel the love tonight
Well now, look at all the people who would love to party with you!
Waaaay better then the GAMs.
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So instructional and so useful post. Thanks for such informative post. Good job….
uhh htey are so mean! =( Come party with us in Denamrk. (Danish drink like fish, you know!) =)))