Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“How do I vote for Best Actor? If Bieber doesn’t win for Never Say Never, I’m done with movies.” Oh God, please be done with movies.
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God yes, please be done with movies.
I almost went “with” them to the movie last night. Kinda pissed I missed such an outstanding performance.
God Charlie! You missed out on seeing Bieber? I hear it’s the greatest movie ever. LOL
just wait til it comes out on video Charlie, I’m sure you’ll get your fill of the movie then!
Maybe he’ll hear it on replay. Like the superbowl halftime show, or the menu screen of 27 dresses.
Video? Charlie waits the extra two weeks for it to come out on Betamax
I don’t like bieber.
Preposterous!
i love justin bieber!
Bieber’s portrayal of himself throughout the movie was spot on. I was quite impressed by his acting skills, and the award of “Best Actor” certainly belongs to him. You truly missed out, Charlie, when you decided to not watch Never Say Never with the girls above you.
I hope that you just forgot to add a *she said sarcastically* note at the bottom of this.
I was hoping that people could tell I was being sarcastic without me having to say it.
Don’t worry, Ann; I understood the sarcasm.
I guess my sarcasm radar just wasn’t working well yesterday. I’m sorry.
Eh, it’s okay. It happens to me a lot too.
Why did he have to go and take over movies?! Like making people’s ears bleed wasn’t enough…
The Justin Bieber movie comes out here (england) on friday. We are all goin to throw water bottles at the screen :) xxx
your stupid. dont be cruel. he is just a sixteen year old kid, lay off him will ya?
…and i’m just a 14 year old kid…
I made a bunch of little girls cry when I asked how come he got a movie while he was stil alive, is he dying?
How come he has a memoir when he’s only 16?! He MUST be dying…
No, his voice is just changing, which means his career is dying.
Heh. I’m hoping the death of a career means his death (in the sense that he’ll disappear into obscurity and be forgotten.) But i don’t think that’s gonna happen.
On another note, hasn’t the industry hit a whole new low? Who gives a 16 year old a biography and a movie biopic? A 16 year old? What life experiences does he have?
Haha, Marilyn I agree! The whole world is waiting for him to hit puberty sometime soon…he is 16 ffs! xD
YES! That is an amazing idea. :D ninaninaninaaaaa
Justin Beiber is an insult to everything musicaly involved. Everyone with me say “I”.
“I” totally agree. I’m more of a classical person myself. You know, like Lord of the Rings.
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I! Definitely on your side Alicia
Aye. I’m a sucker for some softly played Michael Bublé, and I highly dislike his peppy, tween girl voice.
oh hells to the yeah Buble beats Bieber everytime. His impression of Bieber in his Hollywood music video was spot on
I.
its Justin BIEBER! not BEIEBER! your argument is invalid.
I! We R all goin to c the movie as a joke :) I am going to scream everytime he comes on the screen. But in horror, not excitement :D xxx
i’d say paying for anything bieber related, even just to loudly mock it and annoy his fans, is money wasted.
LAY OFF HATERS LEAVE JUSTIN ALONE!!
hmmmm I thought these were two adults living above you, now I have to think they’re two emancipate minors. And WHY would they think they get to vote on Best Actor?!?!?! Sometimes I am scared for your safety with them living above you!
crap, I meant emancipated!
People spend way too much energy hating Justin Bieber.
I agree. I hate Beiber but I’ve learned to accept that he is part of society and I really just don’t care anymore.
totally agree with you!
He has a movie now? I just thought that was a CSI thing he did.
Aren’t you in your late twenties? How old are they? Aren’t they a little old to obsess over Beiber?
Hey Charlie i think one day u should invite the girls above you to a movie night, just to see what films they choose. And to film it so we i can finally put faces to these girls :) xxx
Very intriguing and very frightening. I don’t know if I could put myself through that.
i think it’d be funnier if you selected some obscure subtitled foreign language film, just to see what their reactions would be.
I’ve been waiting for a really good post to put my first comment on, so here I am! I’ve been stalking for a while, but it’s finally time to start commenting. Charlie, I totally agree with you! (S)he does NOT even deserve to be nominated!
Welcome to the family, Chelsea.
Thanks!
whats wrong with him charlie? so what if he is young and his voice can be a bit high? he is very talented and i havn’t seen anyone commenting on this winning multiple awards or going to the grammys. and fyi chelsea, dont be smart. he is a he.
I’m PRAYING she’ll be done with movies!!
I was going to see it as a joke, but when i sw it featured Miley Cyrus in the newspaper, i decided it wasn’t even worth thinking about the movie.
My friend wanted me to go see this with her but I played sick then I got sick the next day, either karma exists or Beiber has spies every where that saw me lie and poisoned me because I refused to bow down to the Beibs
This must hit home too because your family is in the movie business, Charlie. Ouch.
Your guys’ unreasonable and idiotic hatred for Justin Bieber is comical. What has he done that’s so bad? Oh right- he’s a young popstar, holy shit call the Navy this is a CRISIS. I think people that hate on Justin Bieber are more moronic than fans of his.
agreed
agreed! when was the last time YOU were on the grammys?
totally. thats what i`ve been telling people
I really couldn’t care less about Beiber. As long as I’m still allowed to hate Robert Pattinson.
Chuck, c’mon, you gotta love the Biebs! Rofl, jk, he’s gay.
That is extremely rude of you. Not all gay guys have high pitched voices. Whenever people don’t like a guy, they call him gay. You’re making it sound like it’s bad to be gay. Girls don’t call each other lesbians like that, and there really isn’t a difference. Stop being a hater.
My friends often call me a lesbian. Sometimes I get offended, and then my girlfriend reminds me that I am a lesbian.
But seriously, calling him gay is pretty offensive. If I were a gay man I would hate being compared to Justin Beiber.
I knew I shouldn’t have written that…
Anyway, I have nothing against gay people; I’m bi myself. The word I mean is more like metro. Yeah, he’s more metro.
i thought he was good before i knew he was a guy…. i think he still is , but listening to him now is just a little odd
These always crack me up! I love it Charlie! :)
I finally decided to grow a set and say how much I <3 this site. =)
Well I’m glad you’re growing. Thanks for reading.
Oh god, he has a movie?! I was so sure the end of civilization was coming when those horrible “High School Musical” movies kept coming out…but this takes the cake. :/ I thought documentaries (I’m going to call it that because playing oneself on screen doesn’t fit the definition of a “movie”) were usually made AFTER a tragedy–including but not limited to death–in a persons life.
I don’t hate him like many people, I just find the enormous hoopla about the kid annoying. I’m a bit of a cynic and am more intrigued to see what happens to his career after the “pebbles” drop. *evil smirk*
I get it that America loves that “underdog winning despite all odds” type of story, but I think we’ve taken it a little too far. Save the biographies (both movies and books) until after the whole story has played out, not less than half of it.
Agreed.
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Hahaha, impressive! ASCII is always fun, but taking it to “Aw not this shit again!” is just, well, awesome.
The DGAM having a vote in the Academy? That is simply too horrific to contemplate. If true, they must be stopped at any cost. Charlie, prepare to put a child proof plastic cover on the inside door knob of their apartment door. That should hold ‘um until after the 27th.
If you say “Never say never” isn’t that you saying “Never” twice?
That’s just….terrifying. If they’re not done with movies I think I’ll cry.
If Justin Bieber wins Best Actor, I would cry…not in joy, oh no. I would cry for what this means for the world…total brain washing/zombie apocolypse/Friday the Thirteenth sort of stuff.
Oh, hi. I’m new by the way:)
Aloha Paige :D
Does no one realize that documentaries aren’t acted? They’re documentaries. Someone’s life on film. Zero acting involved.
I love you so much for this! hahaha it reminds me of this like page on fb
Dear Kanye West,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If Justin Bieber wins another award,
You know what to do…
Okay this made me giggle
Do you think they liked the Hannah Montana movie, too?
I bet they didn’t know she was Miley Cyrus lol
Say what? Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana?
I am shocked and appalled.
*Sarcasm*
Billy ray cyrus said something about “that damn show”ruining his life and tearing his family apart. I always hated that show. everyone on it sounded like they had the iq of a GAM….
anyway, i won’t be a hater :-D
I agree with Candi :-D
Oh Dear God. Now they sound like my sister, and she is 10. Let’s hope she ages…and doesn’t end up like DGAM.
Worst part about my sister though, she looks identical to Hannah Montana with the right clothes, hair color and all o.0
Did I miss something? I have commented a couple of times, but was I supposed to introduce myself? If so this is me doing it late :) My name is Shelly and I shamelessly advertise (see screen name). :) The Girls Above You love the Biebs.
Hi, Shelly. I’m Liz, and I’ve never officially introduced myself either. I just transitioned from lurker to occasional commenter and sometimes back to lurker again.
Oh, were we supposed to be doing that?
Nice to meet you both Shelly and Liz! My name is Lequia (pronounced Leh-key-ah) and I’m also a lurker/part time commenter. :)
I never introduced myself either, I occasionally phase in and out when I can be bothered to move my fingers enough to type.
Hi I’m Louisa and I have been on DGAM stalking forever, at least I am not alone in my creeperness.
I missed that memo too! I’m Jess, I read way more than I comment!
I never introduced myself either haha. I just began commenting one day when I realised you could.
Hello, my name is Christina and I too am a lurker/ occasional commenter.
I feel like I’m at an AA meeting or something XD
Well, this site really is an addiction…
Im a total lurker as well, never introduced myself, so Hi Im Bex!
Thanks guys! I feel like I have started a fad. :)
This isn’t really related to this post. . But I was watching the Key of Awesome’s “Bad Romance” parody, and they said, “Chic, freak, sister fierce, work those bitchy gams.” Bitchy GAMs. I thought of you.
awww your a KOA-er too?!? yay :)
Guess i never introduced myself either! I’m Ellie, and I like to drink tea.Yep, that’s all. :-D
Yay tea! :-)
Wow, lots of girls on this site…..
I just realized that as well.
I don’t know what makes me face-palm more, the thought of Justin Bieber winning best anything or that the girls above you dont know the difference between a movie and a documentary
Hold up, Bieber was nominated?
Shows how sheltered i am. I didn’t realise there was even a movie…
you didn’t? it’s been on tv for at least a month and all over Hulu when it goes to commercials… needless to say I could probably quote ALL OF IT… it played over and over. Whether you were seeing it or not.
Doom on the Bieber freak … death by water bottle, I say!
I’m not sure if you actually read these comments but I just want you to know that I found this on StumbleUpon and read every single letter in one sitting, despite it now being 5:20 AM. I’m hooked, and you’re hilarious, especially the video for The Party. Please never stop this blog until you or they move.
Justin Bieber’s Movie: I was born. The End.
This made me lol.
that’s 1-800-663-idol, once again to vote for never say never dial the number at the bottom of your screen 1-800-663-idol, standard messaging rates may apply
I’m starting to think they’re on to you, Charlie, and are simply saying ridiculous sh*t just to irritate you. I mean, honestly. Twenty-something year-old girls who actively hope that Justin Bieber is nominated for an Academy Award? No. Just. No. That’s something I can’t imagine even in my worst nightmares.
Being a teen in this generation definetely cool. I mean we have ipods,iphones and all the really awesome technology. We leave behind the soulja boy,the jerk, and other awesome stuff. Justin Bieber is not one of those things. I just don’t like how over the top hes become… I mean a barbie for gosh sakes?!? But he seems nice…
While I must admit I am a recent jbiebs fan because of his movie, I also (thankfully) have the intelligence to realize that it is in no way close to being a cinematic wonder.
Just started reading, Charlie, and I am such a fan. :)
I salute your courage and admire your honesty.
Oh heavens, if that kid wins I’ll throw more than a waterbottle at him. I can’t stand his music
So have they joined The Academy yet? Because I think they’re running out of time.
Hey, Charlie, don’t worry I hear they’re adding onto it and re-releasing it sometime in March. You have another chance to see it “with” them.
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Beiber? Miley Cyrus? Big Time Rush? I have no hope for the youths (and GAMs) of today. Maybe Global Warming is a good thing…Like Noah’s Ark all over again?
If the world is still sane, then they’ll be done with movies pretty soon.
ohh..shizzz…i’m supposed to do an intro? D: Well, I’m Tori! And I’ve stalked this site for quite a while. Like.. half a year. Or so. Give or take a few months.
Anyways! Onto the post! Um… please dear GOD ABOVE LET THEM BE DONE WITH MOVIES FOREVER.
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