Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
01
“Umm, so you’re saying I ‘shouldn’t’ borrow your jeans…what’s THAT supposed to mean?” It means you’re not as anorexic as her.
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Bahahahaha…I mean, *ahem*, how sad.
Well, that is totally something that we would expect.
I’m pretty sure I’ve had this exact conversation before…
Me too. Friends can be so cruel.
Charlie you should have posted the fight on real-time! I bet this one was a big one!
Do you know any guys who share jeans?
yeah I do! my two best guy friends borrow each other’s jeans because one of them has light wash and the other has mostly dark wash. so they mix and match(: you’re not alone!
What? lol
My ex would share jeans with his friends but they were girls so I guess you could say guys sorta share jeans?
I think it’s a good thing you aren’t with him anymore.
Ooh honey. Ouch.
I can honestly say i do not. One of my male friends put on my female friends bra today though…
I do however share jeans with my mum, because hers are really nice, and we’re the same size
Hahaha… You know, this may just make my day. Not because they are about to fight but because I got this in an email in class and started cracking up. Thank you for keeping me entertained even while in AP Lang and Comp. You are amazing
I once knew a guy who borrowed his SISTER’s jeans…looking back, he was a bit of a wild card…
you could be a first charlie…
My friend Luke wears really cool jeans…
Does his last name happen to be Skywalker….?
YES! You know him too!?
Heck yes! I mean, we’re so close, we’re practically siblings. :)
I’ve hung around with Luke as well. He’s practicaly like my son!
Oh dear, fighting in the apartment above. O.o
It means that she’s tired of you stretching out the hips in her jeans! These two are ripe for a fight!
Either way, big girls do it better. Only dogs want nothing but bones.
i thought it was because there might be a stain somewhere on the jeans.
Ooooooh, I’m sensing trouble in paradise haha
I think the word ‘shouldn’t’ is too big for her, she is obviously having a problem with it.
I’m 5’5 and I recently learned that my 5’0 tiny friend can’t fit into my jeans. I feel really skinny
Yeah. I’m 5’0 tall. We can gain five pounds and have to go buy new jeans in a bigger size. xD
Hey.
lol
This officialy made my perfect day!
First my boyfriend gave me a rose and necklace for no reason.
Then I got an extra bag of sunchips in the vending machine at school (I’ve eaten them more since Alicia’s thing, and because of this site…) but I gave them to my friend.
And know I read this.
Perfect day :)
Score! I want a rose and necklance–I mean I want beer and a…football.
Ahaha that made my perfect day better.
Your funny response. And recieving a response.
Love yah Charlie :)…(But not in one of those creepy stalker ways. Did you know I still haven’t searched you on google? I’m not sure if that’s good or bad though)…
I’d gladly give you a rose, necklace, perrier and a basketball. Those are all much cooler than beer and football.
Necklance? I don’t think that would end well.
I’d like a rose and a necklace, simply so I could say someone cared enough to give them to me.
Though, a beer and a football do sound like more fun…
I also feel like a necklance would most definitely end badly.
Yeah.. your boyfriend is cheating on you
Oh nononono! Boyfriends can give their girls presents even if they aren’t cheating! But then again, are you in high school? Guys in high school can be shady…
We have been together for about 3 years. And no he’s not. He’s very loyal to me. That’s why I love him. He would never do such a thing :)
He’s probably gonna break up with you, if he just gave you gifts for no reason
I have this conversation with my sister all the time with jeans and shirts. I have wider hips and she has a fuller tummy than I do and she’s shorter but we share pants. And shirts she and I share but she just gets it all dirty….
A lot of sexual undertones in this.
I guess there are but that wasn’t the intent….. >.>
I noticed that as well…
When I was in middle school my friend’s older brother would borrow her jeans. He was 16, she was 12, he was average sized, she was stick thin.. I don’t know how it even worked.
I’m shocked by this post, Charlie. You have very good grammar on most of the posts I have seen. In this post, you should have said “as she” instead of “as her”, because “she” is a subject, not an object. You can test it by placing the verb after the subject, as shown below:
It means you’re not as anorexic as her is. <— incorrect
It means you’re not as anorexic as she is. <—correct
I thank you for your blog and hope to see more witty posts soon.
P.S. I have commented on here before. I used an alias name this time because I'm afraid you'll hate me for this post.
It really doesn’t matter. I could understand if this was a formal blog but really its not. In most spoken conversations it would still be accepted. Chill out……
Grammar nazi.
Maria, “CC” isn’t the real Charlie-they just have a similar icon.
You’re right, I’m sorry. I had a really bad day and I’ve been snapping at everyone. Sorry, Charlie. I love your blog.
Yes well you should have seen it when he was still putting “u” for “you”.
Now I want to know who “Marina” really is….
Charlie, don’t ever go deaf. I’d cry.
It’s okay, he’d probably get a hearing aid just for us ’cause he’s awesome like that.
Hopefully the ear trumpet. He’d look really hipster~ with an ear trumpet and a beard, right?
Rosie he would totaly look great with an ear trumpet! very old fashioned vitorian…. maybe he could invest in one???? lol
I think the whole word would cry if Charlie went irreparably deaf (at least the part of the world which matters the most – the DGAM followers!)
I have a second post.
I never knew sharing clothes could get so intense… I mean reading the other stories of this post I’m gonna have to say it can get pretty intense.. :/
Uh oh Charlie,
This could be the break up point!
let’s hope not.
luckily my best friend and I are the same size, so we can share jeans without issues :)
I’m still shocked they haven’t said anything about Charlie Sheen yet, I mean I can just imagine them saying something like, “Wow, Charlie Sheen must do a lot of drugs if there’s one named after him!”
Jeez……all it meant was that i didn’t want to catch your fatness……there’s no shame in that…….
Well, me and my friends have always been plus size [not in an unhealthy way, but we do have hips and breasts aplenty] and we’re around the same height. So we share clothes just fine. But if one of us wasn’t skinny enough none of us would make a big deal out of not being able to borrow each others clothing.
.-.
So, this is off topic. But we are reading a play in drama class, and the main sisters’ names are Cathy and Claire. when i realized this, my mind was blown. ahah.
What play?
haha awesome.
Its this play called proof. its kinda weird, and the girls seem wayyyy to smart to be these two. But the fact that you commented charlie made my day :)
I saw that play!
Yeah…
They are nothing alike. In any way.
haha aw poor girl :(
wish I even liked my housemates enough to borrow their clothes- instead they are just psychos who I feel the need to blog about- you are my inspiration of course!!
http://dearannoyinghousemates.blogspot.com/
Your blog happens to sound a little whiny. Its good in the sence that you get to vent your feelings, but isn’t that what a diary is for? I am not hating on your blog, i just happen to be highly citical of things i read… always room for improvment,no?
No problem I understand the criticism and yes I guess it does sound whiny but truly it does keep me from murdering people so it is a good way to vent- some people love it- some don’t, you can’t please everyone
Your blog has really bad grammar. Otherwise it would be kinda comical, in a really horrible way.
my mother and 12 year old brother could share jeans if they wanted to, they don’t but they are both long legged stick figures so they could
pffft, i could never fit into my best friend’s jeans. She’s like.. a size 0, and I’m a 9. on the upside, i never have to worry about borrowing her clothes and then never returning them!
This is why I’m glad my twin sister and I are the same size. It’s like having two closets.
well….these girls must be reallly smart :P
lets just hope that there is no major battle over a pair of jeans. i need my entertainment!
She was subtly hinting at you that you aren’t her size,
Of course you didn’t get it and to you it’s a surprise.
I’m sure you’re both skinny and you’ve only got a pound on her, if that,
But to you very skinny girls, that one pound over’s considered fat.
My dad folds all my sister;s and my clothes and sometimes he gives us each others clothes. If I see my sister wearing my clothes I’m like “TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!” and if I notice I’m wearing some clothes of hers…I casually pull on a sweater or sweat shirt and walk out the door
Haha, same here. :D
I’m 4’10 1/2. No one fits in my altered jeans…no one.
My ex girlfriend used to say the same thing. You guys should meet.
Short Girls Unite! We can start our own Short Sisterhood of the Even Shorter Traveling Pants.
I’m the opposite- 6’1 1/2. All my are too short for us to borrow each other’s clothes.
We should take a picture side by side. That, or you can spare to give me a few inches of height.
Hopefully this won’t turn into an argument big enough to make them not want to live together in the apartment!
Cheeseburgers! Cheeseburgers taste better than skinny feels!!
Also, do you have a non blogger job? Do you use adsense?
I don’t want to be “that person” but I hate anorexia jokes.
I agree, It’s a cheap shot. Whatevs
Oh goodness… Poor girls. Hope they get over that fight soon. Because I don’t think continuous posts about their “jeans fight” will be very funny. Keep up the great listening skills Charlie, cause you’re getting me through private Catholic high school with a bunch of snooty rich girls!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDD
I wonder what they would think about the guy who wore the same pair of jeans for almost two years without washing them. I saw that on the news recently. Apperently they were no more dirty than regularly washed jeans.
I am happy to say I know no one who shares jeans. And this just made my day. Thank you Charlie!
Perhaps they should watch “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” That’d get them back together, and we would have our daily dose of laughter.
This could very well mean that one of them won’t be able to use the bathroom again…This is a terrible thought.
First time I’ve made a comment but I’ve loved DGAM since I found it. My younger sister used to borrow my jeans and then leave them at her boyfriends house. I usually wouldnt want them back afterwards >.< Just in case….
haha You’re sister is smart!
I wish I was ana :/
You really shouldn’t. You may want that type of body, but being ana isn’t a diet, it’s a disease. A mental disorder that is a horrible poison to the rest of your body.
hey, that is really frackin hi-larious!!! love when people actually say what they are thinking!!!!!!
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