Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Oh my God, one of my wheel-tire thingys is flat! What the hell should I do, get a new car?” Seems like your only option.
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Definitely get a new car & then donate the old one to the ‘homeless’ guy living downstairs :P :)
I hear she’s good at blowing…. Might wanna try that?
LOL! Good one!
Haha could u imagine her trying to inflate a tyre that way!!!
Are you talking about the tire or a mechanic?
haha funny one
Obviously the mechanic. I mean, that IS the one thing she’s good at. Besides, you know, saying really stupid stuff.
well the first would be funny, but if she sold videos of the second, she could pay to have the first fixed :D
Well she obviously wouldn’t get much for a trade-in. What with that flat wheel-tire thingy and all.
Happy Mardi Gras, Charlie!
Oh nice, where do I celebrate?
party at my house!
Well, I’m in the Big Easy and would love for you to join me, but you can celebrate wherever you want!
Long time reader, 1st time commenter.
I love this site, but this one just made me shake my head in sadness. How could she not know that you can replace tires? Surely she must have at least seen it on TV. I’m not suggesting she do it herself, because who knows how much damage she could do but really- it’s a simple concept!
I guess I’ll just have to play hero.
I think hat it has to be your civic duty to play hero Charlie
I can just imagine that lesson on how to change a tire:
Charlie: “First you jack it up”
GAM: “I only know how to jack it off”
Charlie: “Then you loosen the lug nuts”
GAM: “Nuts” *snicker*
Charlie: “Then you put the temp spare on but remember you can only go 50 MPH with this on the car”
GAM: “Even if I floor it, the car will only go 50? That sucks!”
Long time reader. Their stupidity on things where knowledge is necessary amazes me.
I like this one.
i shudder to think what would happen if either of these girls wandered into a car dealership. just think, some salesman would wake up not knowing how lucky he was about to get.
In more ways then one….
Haha this made my day :) Btw, Happy Pancake Day!!!
They’re DRIVING?!? NOT good!
At least they’re off the road f
*Ignore the last sentence. I accidentally clicked submit.
At least they’re off the road for a little while…
Oh gosh. Really? She actually said this?! *facepalm*
She could always take it in to peep boys
LOL Jake you stole my comment, that was the first thing that popped into my head when I read this!
Well, I was going to reply something more along the lines of “At least she won’t go to Pep Boys.”
These girls have me wondering for the future of humanity…. Let’s hope they don’t ever reproduce.
At least if they do reproduce, it’ll greatly help the automobile industry.
I wonder, do you have a bump or some sort of constant red mark from continuously face-palming?
I think this goes back to the “Peep Boys” incident…
They can drive?!?!??? O.o
Btw, Happy International Women’s Day (real holiday, not just a fake one like national blow bubbles day or something like that).
It has a Google Doodle. That’s how I know it’s legit. ;)
That comment just made my day.
I thought they stopped putting those fake driver’s licenses in the Cracker Jack boxes just because of people like this!!!
o hum, I love stupid people. Happy International Women’s Day (btw bubble blowing day is awesome). Charlie did you play hero? Or did the call a lil man to fix the tire and got the reward her anal expetise?
This makes me think how very far we still have to go on International Women’s Day. When is the 5th wave of feminism coming. I am ready to play Auntie and cheer on the next generation of fabulous Grrrrls.
Or try to round it out with some paper mache… I heard it works well on tires!
I’d like to know how that drivers test went. I honestly didn’t think they were capable of a three point turn.
Oh heavens to Betsy!
That is truly unfathomable.
“Wheel-tire thingys”?
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BAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sounds about right. That’s what I would do.
Just kidding. I call Triple A for everything. If my parents are going to pay to have Triple A, then I will make sure we get our money’s worth.
I just had to comment on how you made your avatar your Sim :D love that game!
When I get a flat tire, I just pull a brand new car out of the trunk of my old one. Then my significant other and I drive away without a care in the world.
do you know what kind of car she drives?
Emily — that comment just made my day :D
Hi Charlie!
Long time reader, first time commentor
This post reminded me of the (slightly) old insurance commercial about the pothole saying the woman’s tire was “all flat and junk.”
Made my day.
Keep them coming
Im learning to drive in LA right now, and this makes me a lot more scared about it then i already was…
Now, remember. A California Stop will be your most important tool. Approach the stop sign, tap lightly on your brake to make it look like you’re stopping, then GO GO GO!!!
thank you for the advice tori… although i kinda dont want to get pulled over… ahah.
well, on the bright side, her car is currently out of commission, so driving will be safe until she buys a new car :D
Considering their lack of knowledge on this simple subject, this makes me wonder how they would handle being on Survivor if they ever tried out.
At least the road is safer now…
This really makes me worry about their safety and the safety of people around them! I just head-desked because of this.
Never before have I doubted your credibility, Charlie, but this… this just CAN’T be true.
It most certainly can! As sad as it is, my neighbors car had a flat, she didn’t drive it for a week. I thought it was possibly because she didn’t have the money to get a new tire…nope, she called the company she bought the car from hoping that it was under the warranty and she thought she would get a new car. She may be one of their moms…
I’m kinda wondering how they haven’t found this site… I’m sure they use the internet (online shopping, der).
The girls don’t even know what a tire is called,
Let alone how to change one; I’m appalled.
If they go to a car repair shop, they’re sure to get scammed,
Charlie said he’d be the hero, well I’ll be damned.
They’d probably be afraid of him because he is so hairy,
They’d run and scream and cry out “Help!” because to them he’s scary.
Good one Alicia, although it doesn’t quite lend itself well enough to the girls’ stupidity or Charlie’s heroic qualities. :P
Well at least we know her ancestors didn’t invent the wheel…
brilliant!
^ Emily, that comment is just … *keels over in hysterics*
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