Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
05
“Luke says we don’t need to worry about March Madness anymore cause they found a cure.” Hey Luke, only I get to fuck with them!
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What if Luke also has a site about the girls?
We could be part of just the smallest branch of a huge network dedicated to the stupidity of these girls.
Luke does have a site for them. It’s called Dear Girl Below Me.
Ha, ha! That is amazing. I’ve never commented before, but I love your blog.
Welcome to the GAM family!
Welcome. Thanks!
@Lala : Ah yeah, deargirlsbelowme.com
Dear Girls Beside me perhaps too?
Dear Girls in the next cubicle?
(…streetcorner?)
DearGirlsBlowMe?
Ha! Best on yet!
HAHAHA thats good.
yay im like 4th :) charlie it’d be cool if you made like a daily vlog…
The only cure is more cowbell.
YES
Charlie, you should team up with this Luke character. Or at the very least he could be like a freelance observer for you! lol
Yeah! Like a man on the inside since he obviously has verbal contact with the girls :D That would be awesome…
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Hey, this might sound weird, but is your screen name a reference to John Green and David Levithan Book “Will Grayson, will grayson”?
Hold me close
I agree! teaming up is a damn good idea. Since he actually has direct influence over the girls imagine how much more you guys can manipulate them, together!
I think the joy of this twitter/blog is that these girls don’t need help being stupid. To send someone in to take advantage of their “situation” that has been so wonderfully documented would be to kick them when they’re down.
I hate Luke.
I would normally say that hate is a strong word, but in this case I find it acceptable.
can you rally blame him for it though? i mean, they are so dumb it’d be hard for anyone to resist manipulating that stupidity.
Keep enemies close! You never know what gold he has that he’s hiding.
Looks like you have some compition here, Charlie.
You better step up your game.
The sad thing is: I can imagine them freaking out that they are going to get march Madness and they don’t want to be sick. If this Luke character was smart he would’ve told them the only know cure was to sleep with him
No, that wouldn’t work because only Charlie’s allowed to f*ck with them!!!
Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Heh heh.
You should meet up with this Luke character… Trade notes. :)
They thought it was a disease all these years? What happens next year when March Madness has another outbreak? Will they contact the news saying “Hey, Luke says there’s a cure for March Madness, no need to worry.”?
Also Luke should get a high five.
Charlie,
Do I see a faux Immunization for March Maddness Walk-a-Thon tee entering your wardrobe soon. Perhaps complete with some sort of ribbon and rubber bracelet in matching colors?
Or if they ever ask what you do, you can tell them you are a researcher and they have probably never heard of it, but you worked as part of the team the found the cure for March Madness. Be sure to stroke the beard as you deliver that line.
haha great idea.
Hahahahaha! Love it!
DearGirlsAcrossTheHall?
I think you need to have a talk with this Luke guy, whoever he is. No one can take over your territory, Charlie!
He’s dead to me.
*thumbs up*
It seems that Luke’s become a DGAM fan,
But mess with them, only Charlie can.
‘Cause we’ve laid claim to each GAM quote,
That daily these poor girls emote.
Perhaps Charlie, step up your game,
And “treat” the girls who have no shame,
So that March Madness stays at bay,
And we can still mock them every day.
(On a side note, you’d think they’d be free,
from that disease, but I guess they don’t see,
that it’s April, at least from where I stand.
Who knows what date it is in the GAM’s land.)
nice one Tegan! Love that you managed to come up with a rhyming word for quote. Hahaha.
Even if I’ve had more than 20 minutes of sleep in the past 24 hours, I don’t know if i might have though of emote.
Well played.
Why thank you, Angel and Charlie. Haha. My little brother walked past while I was muttering, “quote, rote, dote, emote, vote..Emote! Hallelujah!” And gave me a really weird look.
Now now Charlie, perhaps Luke was simply pulling an April Fool’s trick. Besides, it’s much mre fun to have multiple people screw with the same person… Jealousy perhaps? Just kidding, I tease, I tease.
He could be your hilarious sidekick in your television show! Hmm? Hmm?
I can imagine that!
‘Pinkman and Indigoboy’
^ win
Perhaps someone could create a flyer about the free clinic giving vaccinations against “march maddness” Charlie?
Alright, who knows how to make fliers???
I do! Want me to make you a sample?
Okay, so I’ve made a sample. :D All I need now is a picture to go on it (and possibly the name of your nearest medical clinic, Charlie).
I’ve posted you a link to my sample flier on Twitter, Charlie. It’d be great if you could take a look at it.
Oooooh, whoever this Luke person is, it looks like he crossed the line. You gonna beat him up, Charlie?
Well I DID go to the gym yesterday.
Maybe Luke would look better with a black eye…
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe they can hear you too? Maybe you should look into that…..
I don’t think they even know he lives there. To them, Charlie is just a homeless guy with a weird beard. (Not that I think your beard is weird, Charlie)
Alex is sadly correct.
It’s alright, Charlie. We all love you!
Cygnus is a genius!!! TSHIRTTSHIRTTSHIRTTSHIRTS!!!! All proceeds will go toward The March Madness Foundation.
I’m in! Who is gonna head this up?
I’d love to be a part of this! But I don’t think I can be, because I live here in Australia. If anyone does do this, I WANT A T-SHIRT.
Me Tooo! I want a shirt.
Can we have Beware the Ides of March no more!” on the back?
brilliant, cygnus.
Count me in. Say Charlie, I don’t think I’ve seen you reply to comments as much as you have for this one. It’s quite delightful :) Love ya!
did GAM defender disappear? (:
There hasn’t been that much to defend, and the few posts where I would have said something it had already been said sort of. So I’m here, just lazy. I’ve been waiting for something to really get into.
I’ve just realised how much of an avid commentor I’ve become.
Oh shit. Luke is gonna have to watch his back.. there’s now an entire band of blog-followers who are out to get him.
ya its called april
I thought the exact same thing.
Fight him. Fight him hard.
Well, if we to believe that all of your quotes are real, (which I do) then you actually AREN’T they only one who gets to f*ck with them.
Hello GAM family! I made a T-shirt!!
Charlie, I would like to share the design… is there anyway I can send it to you?
I posted a picture to the facebook page…
You could also try his Twitter.
Hey Charlie, I’ve always been curious to know: do the girls above you ever complain about the people above them?
Charlie, you’ve been very active on this post.
He’s anrgy. Of course he’ll be active.
And he replied to me three times. :)
I own you Charlie.
Oh dear.
sooo good!
So, seeing as Charlie has mastermindedly manipulated Luke’s simple prank into a scheme, perhaps we should have a big scientific name for march madness? :D
How about: Tertio Morbimense
Tertio mense means third month and morbe means disease. It’s Latin.
Morbenia Detertionisus?
Though I must say, March Madness hasn’t exactly faded away here. Just had a big ceremony to retire someone’s jersey.
Good post!
well played Luke. well played indeed.
Ha ha at least it shows the people they know are aware of their stupidity as well, I worried that there were even more people like them.
I read thos for the first time today, on my birthday…. DAY = MADE.
I for one am glad March Madness is over. It was EVERYWHERE on campus, since our school is big on sports. I’m more into theater than sports, personally.
LUKE I AM YOUR MOTHERRR
They have my son?!
Time for some paternal intervention, loss of hand style Darth.