Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“It’s not fair that ‘sex tapes’ are ONLY for celebs. Mine would just be considered ‘a porn’.” We all have something to strive for.
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LOL, are you offering to help, charlie?
I don’t think they’d stoop that low; sleeping with a hairy homeless guy.
She’s basically a celebrity, any DGAM follower would be able to recognise her stupidity from a mile away xD
Well… all they have to do to get their “porns” turned into “sex tapes” is sleep with a famous person. So if you know any famous people who need to get laid, you know who to send them to.
That would work, & even more people would know about them.
Hahahaha as Tigerr said above me, they are celebrities, and although it’s not exactly the good kind of fame, I’m sure these girls would not mind either way.
I wish there was someway I could let them know…
no, fight the urge
Slip a note under their door.
“You two are celebrities in my eyes <3
Signed,
The semi-creepy, ruggedly good looking guy below you
P.S.
Let me know if you need any help ;)"
…I can see the post that will surely ensue now…
Leave a Haylie Duff pillow with a note stitched onto the other side ;)
Charlie, the whole point of this blog is that they don’t know that you’re stalking them. Imagine if you told them. They’d watch everything they said, and then this blog would be pointless. I would be sad. :( DON’T MAKE ME SAD, CHARLIE!
Wow…
but even if they did make one, almost no one would know who they are, because they are anonymous…
I have had this discussion with someone before! Well I mean the distinction between sex tape and porn. I’m pretty sure they were disappointed too.
The Eva Mendes sex tape is worth checking out… (If you have seen it then you know what I mean.) lol
The whole idea of a “sex tape” grosses me out. I’m even more grossed out by the idea of one these girls having one…
Sweetie, it’s not JUST for celebrities. The only reason it’s not for you is because that’s your job.
Lol Like!!
… I believe the difference is that you sell porn for monetary gain. Sex tapes are meant to be for personal use and viewing. Not reproduction and sale. Celebs don’t generally want their bedroom activities leaked to the whole world. Unlike the girls.
It’s not fair that my over eating is a problem, not a competitive sport
LMFAO! Like!!
What is the latest news on your planned TV show?
Once again, how can these girls be so cliched????? Is there so check list they are following or something?
Now I’m wondering… how famous do you have to be to be considered ‘assassinated’ instead of murdered?
Lincoln/JFK famous, I’m guessing.
Enough to have someone pay to have you dead.
If I do happen to ever be murdered, I’d want my obit to say assassinated, not murdered.
Assassinated does have a better ring to it, doesn’t it?
i agree!
I think it’s the logic behind the death. If I was a central figure in a radical political movement-Assassination. If you kill me because I ate all the peanut butter and didn’t buy more-Murder. Unless I was the leader of a new “free the nuts” movement against the peanut growers association, and I was eating it all (the peanut butter) in protest-then it would be assassination again.
Haha, poor girls(:
But like everyone else said, all they h e to do is sleep with a famous person and tape it! ….Charlie youre kind of famous. ;)
TaylorDanielle! I think I can safely say that there is NO possible way that they would sleep with him! They wouldn’t lower themselves to that; sleeping with a hairy homeless guy.
Lol Alex, go back and read the comments from the first couple of months…pretty much every female here was bummed out when they realised Charlie had a girlfriend xD
Apparently DGAM followers find hairy homeless weirdos with beardos are rather attractive these days.
the only reason celebs have sex tapes and not GAM is because people automatically assume that famous people are good in bed.
considering we are talking bout GAM no body really knows what they are like in bed.
i mean come on they could eitherr be amazing (no homo)
or as soon as a guy takes his pants off they could take onee look at his dick and be like ‘omg what the fuck is that! it is so nasty get it away!’
my opinion
Seriously, she wants to be in a sex tape? Wait, no. That doesn’t really surprise me. After all, it’s the GAM.
And just FYI, they don’t have to be a celebrity to have a sex tape. They just have to get it on the news!
Wow. Bummer… (sarcasm). Grammar Nazi time- it should be “for which to strive.” ;)
What’s going on with the potential show, Charlie?
Dear lord. Poor Charlie…
I started reading that in my ‘DearBlankPleaseBlank’ voice. Yes I have a different voice for all my favorite websites. :D
this is all rather ewwy.
these girls are just… Wow, i dont know what else to say
i thought the difference is between whether you are paid to perform on screen and people pay to watch you.
AND
whether your sleazy boyfriend told you that your sexual activities will look good on tape, let’s record it.
I always thought the difference was half a ruffie or a whole one……but then I was always game for anything so hey what do I know?!
But who would want to watch two dumb girls do that when there’s much better? Ewwwww….
Sex tapes, pillow fights…
Kardashian wannabes?
High aspirations.
exercises to get a bigger penis…
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