Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
06
(phone) “Mom, can you wire me more money so I can buy you flowers for Mother’s Day?” When did you get to be so smart?
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No! *giggles madly* omg.. I’d never.. I’d call my Poppa first before I called her for something like that.
Nice XD
I just texted my mom: “Mom, did you see my girls above me post today? Think about it… I’ll write the card, you don’t have to do that.”
Good call, Charlie. Was she cool with that?
What was her reply?
I’m almost positiver this girl’s mother was charmed by her thoughtfulness… or ability to remember mother’s day.
The sad thing is, you’re probably right =/
your too sweet charlie
It’s “You’re”. WITH AN APOSTROPHE!! Sorry, I just don’t like people who do this.
THANK YOU, but pointing this out on the internet has no effect. Point it out in real life, and you’ll go through copies of “Eats, Shoots and Leaves”sic faster than evangelists through the bible… I recommend a slide show.
Grammar Nazi!
bite me alex. YOUR annoying. (: i hate people who think they know everything, and have to point it out
but you have to admit he IS right in this situation….he doesn’t think he knows everything..in this case he DOES know everything…
Jeez,I guess nothing says I appreciate you quite like giving someone a gift they paid for. I’m real glad I decided to check this today, I’ve recently had an altercation with someone who’s been harassing me for a few years and I discovered they even hacked into and stole a couple old email accounts of mine. So basically I needed a good laugh today, thanks Charlie. To everyone else here just always be really careful and stay safe. Also have a happy Mother’s Day!
I feel guilty when my Dad gives me money to buy stuff for my Mom… can’t imagine her for the cash!
Since I’m poor my Mom is getting a handmade gift… the best kind right?!
Me and my siblings bought our mom a note pad that my art teacher was selling to raise money for our school’s mural project. Dad is buying her one of those flower arrangements that is really fruit shaped like flowers things and saying its from the kids.
Lol. I like all the ideas. I wrote my mom a poem and then put it into Paint and sent it to her email. I can’t be with her on Mother’s Day so I sent her that. :)And yeah…ask dad before you ask your mom for something. Sheesh, don’t they know anything?
Considering that the mother was co-donor of DNA. She may forget about lending the money by sunday.
‘co donor of DNA’…You are officially awesome.
the mother will probably give the money, forget what day mother’s day is, then be suprised when she gets flowers.
that is if she DID raise her child.
that dumbness has to come from somewhere.
My mom is getting a 36 oz. margarita glass and these cool post it notes that you fill out when you’re pissed off at someone/something called Fuck You notes or something. =]
That actually sounds like a pretty cool Mother’s Day gift.
My question is, will Mumzy send the cash then brag to her friend’s how thoughtful her daughter is while showing off some monstrosity of floral carnage in the foyer.
I wish I was this clever. Now Mummy dearest knows exactly what she’s getting! No disappointment!
Nice going, GAM! After all, it’s the thought that counts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Jvsbcxunc
I’d like to know, Charlie, have you considered this?
Ha
This is the most amazing song ever.
Hey, at least she remembered! That’s gotta count for something, right?
this totally made my birthday
This is actually…kind of…*gasp*…clever. That is, if her mom is as oblivious as she is, maybe she will actually send the money. If nothing else though, it’s nice that she actually remembered Mother’s Day.
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Haha, fantastic. Made me panic because I’d forgotten mothers’ day… then I remembered that in th UK we had it on 3rd April – phew.
Which is great if you remembered on the 3rd April; not so great if you woke up on the 4th and finally understood the barbed and sarcastic comments.
where did the defender ever run off to? i haven’t seen him in a while.
I just read every letter on this site rather than studying for finals… At least I have the self confidence that someone is dumber than me
I actually just found out today that Mother’s Day is tomorrow.
Oh I am an amazing daughter ._.
It seems like you are just making all of this up for attention…
I highly doubt it. Human imagination can go pretty far, but not this far.
Time to combined forces. College “bros” above me, dumb girls above you: sit below and mock our very own (even more terrible…if possible) “real world”.
If I didn’t have money on Mother’s Day, I would ask my dad to buy something and say it was from me.
that litterally describes every mothers day at my house.
*mother’s
Who else read the last sentence in Mike Myers’ Cat in the Hat voice?
Just buy teh woman a card and some chocolates. Flat rate boxes: if it fits it ships anywhere in the country for a low flat rate.
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