Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Your tips on “how to look sexy on an elliptical machine,” got me the phone number of a 58 year old named Hans. Did I do it right?
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HAHA FIRST COmment :DD
Also WTF??
wow haha. I wanna hear those tips! lol
According to them it’s all the way you “move your butt.” Oh, Hans makes more sense now.
BAHAHAHAHA!! This cracks me up so much!! :) Thanks for the laugh. Work has been terrible, but this perked it up a bit. :)
What the hell happened? One year your laughing at the girls now you laugh with them, you should probably man up and sell.
On second thoughts please don’t.
And you’re not even a little bit concerned that a 58 year old was looking at your ass?
Take Appreciation where you can.
Well, if it worked for you Charlie maybe it’ll work for me. Although I hope I don’t get a creepy guy’s phone number. lol
creeppppppy
A key part they probably just assumed as common knowledge – you must be wearing super tight designer yoga pants that give a camel toe….
I’m so glad I don’t try to look sexy at the gym.
does he look like this
http://www.electroniccigarettereview.com/images/hans_franz.jpg
Haha Hans & Franz. :)
Eww…referring to the above…camel toe is so uncomfortable I would not be able to workout with that. Ugh, it’s disgusting and unappealing. Soccer shorts over soccer spandex is how it’s done.
I always feel stupid and fat when I’m on the elliptical. The stationary bike is better.
ewwwwwwwwww Hans….
Atta boy, Charlie.
i bet the girls never got han’s number…
Hahahahahaha! You. Are. Awesome. Charlie! If you ever come to Australia, my mum owns a gym. ;)
I Live In Halls And Sometimes I Feel Like You’re Talking About The Girls In The Flat Next Door To My Bedroom…
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE COMMENTING! Charlie deserves some more love!
I’ll bet you look glorious
No, you are doing it wrong.
Every time I work out now, I’m going to think of that. AWESOME haha
So you gonna go on a date with him? He seems like a real winner.
Oh Charlie, it’s a sad thing that it took Hans this long to notice you. Clearly, if he only pays attention when you’re working your cute little butt, he’s not worth your time.
Hans is a pretty bad ass name.
Everytime I heaar the name Hans I think of this guy from when I was in high school. He was caught masturbating in class.
This confirms that Hans is a bad ass name.
Ha, he makes his own rules.
When I think of Hans, I think of Dearblankpleaseblank.com. Anyone else?
Was his last name Olo?
As the likelihood of this Stargate SG-1 reference being recognized is probably somewhat slim, I take it upon myself to heartily commend you for the excellent allusion!
StarWars dummy.
Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars.
Wow. Really? Stargate SG-1??? Everyone knows it’s Star Wars. Except you, obviously.
As a fan of Stargate, I’m offended. Sort of. Mostly, I’m just baffled that you confused Stargate with Star Wars. Which are two COMPLETELY different things.
You would have done better if you had gotten it confused with Star Trek. (face palm)
@Kimber: Actually, it is a Stargate SG-1 reference. Han Solo is Star Wars. Hans Olo was the name Daniel Jackson took in Season 8 in an episode named Prometheus….
[I feel like a nerd…]
Ok, now I feel silly. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen anything from Season 8, so I don’t remember that.
@Jessica, my fellow nerd of great specificity, thank you for your excellently succinct explanation. To the rest, thank you for demonstrating my point that not many would pick up on the subtle reference, and for making my first DearGAM post much less of a cheerful experience then I expected…
As I hate to seem a whiner, let me amend my comment- I am not someone who keeps up at all with blogs, but DearGAM is one that I check reflexively due to Charlie’s delightful commentary and the sense of community and humor present in the responses to the posts. However, people do tend to take their Star Wars rather seriously, so perhaps I should have known better then to strike a pop culture nerve! :) Thanks Charlie and GAM family for being a bright spot on the web!
Ok, I haven’t seen NEAR enough of the Stargate series to know.
I keep catching bits and pieces of it here and there. I will likely never see all the episodes.
Wow one small joke and its Nerdocolypse
I felt bad for Mimneth, so I had to say something. I fully appreciated the joke though. I had forgotten about it until you mentioned it and that is a really great episode. :)
I never no whether to be confused, amused or just laugh about how accepted it is to be incredibly nerdy in the US (or where you are from… Is it okay somewhere else? It sure as hell is not in Sweden).
Well, Charlie, if you tried to do it as the girls said, I’d think you managed. Don’t know if you oughta to continue though…
I always miss my birthday post! Did last year and te year before too. Darnit! Make sure you call sexy hans. ;)