Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

02

“If that bitch talks shit about me one more time, I’m gonna wear a white dress to her wedding.” Men use fists, women use fabric.

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  1. Robert says:

    For once, i dont understand…

    • Ali says:

      It’s supposed to be a total insult to wear white to someone else’s wedding. Just like the bride tends to pick plainer (or just not as pretty) dresses for the Bride’s Maids. So nobody looks as pretty as her.
      If that helps any?

  2. JJ says:

    If that “Bitch” doesn’t like her, why would she think she is invited to the wedding?

    I guess it’s impolite to wear white to someone’s wedding? Maybe it’s typically reserved for the bride, but that’s my guess.

  3. Leila says:

    Yes, yes we do.

    Robert- The GAM threatening to wear white at another girls wedding is because as a female guest, you don’t want to upstage the bride by wearing the same color as her (i.e. White). That color is usually reserved for the bride, and most brides do get very upset if a female guest or member of the wedding party wears white, because she then feels that she’s either being upstaged or the limelight is not completely on her. Complicated, I know.

  4. Liz says:

    yeah, it is taboo to wear white to a wedding–something about taking away from the bride. Personally, i think think it is stupid, but what do i know.

  5. GAM Defender says:

    Would be better if it were transparent.

    Take pictures if it is!

    • Alex says:

      I thought you were supposed to be defending them? Not encouraging them!

      • Mephistopheles says:

        Well, you try defending that one, why does she assume she will be invited to the wedding.

      • GAM Defender says:

        It’s hard to defend anything when Charlie’s laughing with them and not so much against them. I could defend them against people on the comments but that’d just lead to a disaster.

    • Jolie says:

      Good idea :)

  6. Misty says:

    The terrifying GAM! They fight with white!

  7. SlS says:

    You’re a sexist prick.

    • GAM Defender says:

      She means you’re the sexiest prick, Charlie.

      No homo.

      Well, sorta homo.

    • David says:

      STFU SIS! Charlie is a GENIUS!

    • David says:

      And if you dont like it, you can F off.

    • Charlotte says:

      he is rubber…
      you are glue:)
      whatever you say,
      bounces off him….
      AND STICKS THE FRACK TO YOU!!!!!!!!

      warning….
      we are like Charlie’s momma bears. DO NOT. DO NOT, MESS WITH HIM.

      :)

  8. Marcy says:

    Don’t use the term women collectively, as I don’t want to be lumped in with these two morons! But I still love you Charlie :)

  9. Colleen says:

    Wow, she’s playing hardball now. Who knew she was smart enough to be passive-aggressive?

  10. Olivia says:

    …well atleast they didnt get killed by the physco killer

  11. Imani M. says:

    Honestly, she should say she wont be there, show up wearing white, and walk in just before the bride does, and sit near the front to confuse people into thinking she is the bride…

    Also she should consider wearing either the same hairdo as the bride, or the dress and/or colour as the bridesmaides but still walk in late…

  12. Emily says:

    Personally, I think it’d be way better revenge to show up to the wedding in nothing but her jewelry and birthday suit….but it’s hilarious that a person’s attire could serve as their own revenge. I mean dang, it’s not that big of a deal. But then again, I’ve always said I was going to elope so I guess I don’t understand the importance of it.

  13. Alex says:

    Wait…wouldn’t it be nastier for the GAM who said this to just not go to her wedding? Honestly…..

    And as for your response Charlie, I think you’d much rather wear something for revenge than use your fists. (I don’t imagine you as the kind of guy who’d get into a punch up…except maybe with Luke.) Just saying.

  14. Jillian says:

    Sounds like revenge to me.

  15. QueenUnversed says:

    It’s considered extremely insulting to the bride to wear white to her wedding. Mostly because it’s the brides “speacil day” so, naturally, they want to stand out. If someone else is wearing white it’s kind of considered the Ultimate Bitch move because you’ll be pulling attention away from the bride.

  16. juicyGApeach says:

    im just glad her phsyco boyfriend didn’t kill either of them.

  17. Alex says:

    CHARLIE! WHY AREN’T YOU TALKING TO US?!

    • Tony says:

      His feelings were hurt by being called a sexist prick. We must first apologize before he deigns to respond.

      Or, he’s just a busy man and will get to you when he’s damned well ready

      As it stands, Charlie, I see your point. But, my gf would just slap a bitch. In the church. In front of the entire assembly. She might wear white as an extra “Fuck You” gesture, but the violence would come first.

  18. Ohhonestly says:

    You know, when I got married, I didn’t even notice what other people were wearing. It just wasn’t an issue. No one else was decked out in far too much satin and lace. I stuck it out long enough for pics and then was back into jeans and a shirt for the rest of the day. Everyone there knew who was getting (or had just gotten) married.

    How did I miss the psycho boyfriend post?

  19. Leila says:

    You know, she could be a member of the wedding party. Which could be why she’s talking as if she’s sure she’s invited to the wedding. And the bride could already have turned into a Bridezilla, which probably why she’s being bitchy to the GAM.

  20. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    I think if someone wore white to my wedding it wouldn’t matter my dress will be blue, black, white, and violet.

  21. Mary says:

    and wearing white is going against Xenophilius’ advice – people should wear sun colours to weddings (and if the Queen does it so should we)… mind you the GAM are proabaly muggles…

  22. Kennedy says:

    I bet that is the wedding in Costa Rica! you know, that province in Mexico.

  23. Meghan says:

    She’ll be invited. Girls are vindictive enough to want others to know when they are getting married. They invite people to rub it in their face lol

  24. Sasha says:

    Women use emotions, ten times worse.

  25. Marissa says:

    sad to say that this is my first time commenting. I wish I would’ve started earlier!

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  27. Charlotte says:

    i once read a story somewhere about a women having all her less atractive friends sit in the front, and atractive in the back……just to look better to her future husband.

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