Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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(singing Aladdin) “I can show you my tits. Shining, shimmering, hard nipples.” You didn’t even have boobs when Aladdin came out!
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Haha all I can do is shake my head and laugh.
I remember when Aladdin came out haha. Interesting parody
Argh, A Whole New World would never be the same again. Childhood memory shattered.
Such class the GAMs have.
Ooh, a new post right after I refreshed the blog!
Be happy you lasted this long before the memory was shattered. Listen to the whole song once more, only this time imagine every line has a hidden sexual meaning.
You’ll shit bricks.
Thank you so much. I now want to cry. Especially the “over, sideways, and under” part. My childhoood, gone.
screw you. xD
Sonuva…
You suck. It will never be the same again!
Well, that killed most of my good memories of Aladdin…
first date i ever went on i took a girl to see Aladdin in the theaters. 2nd grade. best date ever.
I think you are my hero <3
I lost so many brain cells from reading this I can’t think of something clever to say about it.
Possibly the most scarring thing they’ve said…
Was it in key at least, Charlie?
Not even in the slightest.
ummmm wow… what made them sing this? kinda scared of the answer.
they were probably immensely drunk and/or altered in some way. I don’t know, maybe she was horny as hell…except nipples don’t shine or shimmer unless you’re sweating like no other and you put glitter on your boobs…was it the same girl who sang Little Bunny Foo Foo, Charlie?
That’s exactly what I wanted to know!
What other Disney songs have they changed the lyrics to????
Charlie i have a bone to pick with you. My birthday was saturday and no birthday post? smh. :(
Happy belated bday!! Plus,we have the same name,diff spelling. Go us:)
Oh no! Well this one was for you then.
eww. Hard, shiny nipples?
Vampires. -nods knowingly-
Wrong. Faries. Not vampires. Vampires don’t sparkle!
She could’ve been talking about OTHER vampires…
Some prison inmates fell into poison ivy and started a rash of breakouts.
Wait… dang it, this isn’t the comment box… ignore the pun, IGNORE IT!!! D:
Maybe she did! With all the crazy hormones in the food n evrythan.
My childhood is ruined. D:
I guess this is a step up from their version of Little Bunny Foo Foo.
Between this and little bunny foo foo my childhood is steadily dying
The Little Bunny Foo Foo was posted on my birthday. Do they sing, how should I say, childhood-ruining-parodies often Charlie?
I can no longer let my little brother read this. Can’t have his childhood shattered, too…
So sorry.
And yet it’s STILL better than Kidz Bop. ._.
Everything is better than Kidz Bop
except Rebecca black
+1 for Pottergirl94
how about justin beiber?
Don’t be hatin’ on the beebs.
justin beiber is not as bad as the jonas brothers
Do they sing these while drunk or after?
This one was when they were completely sober…I think.
With some of the stuff they say I wonder if they are ever sober
i dot think they are ever sober….just LESS drunk!
What the heck? I just burst out laughing. Who thinks of this?!!
Also I realized I couldn’t remember the tune of this so I sang it out loud, my window is open and my neighbor heard me…this is awkward.
From someone who knows all the words to that song by heart, I have to say their version is…..interesting.
Oh my.
I’m a teenager and have 100x more common sense than they ever will
doesnt take much.
Go teenagers with more common sense!
I think most six year olds have more sense than them.
:( I use to love that song. It use to carry happy memories. Now all I can do is shake my head at their stupidity.
OH dear gawd i mean my friend and i made up a burlesque danceto friend like me (think about it) but this is a nono
i….wha…..i don’t…. *shakes head*
OH dear gawd i mean my friend and i made up a burlesque danceto friend like me (think about it) but this is just just no
I can see that.
Nice Othello reference
or Aladdin reference…?
Whilst my childhood has been violated, I’m far more interested in the fact that their parody doesn’t even fit the song correctly. Too many syllables, girls! Mind you, I probably shouldn’t be surprised that they didn’t notice something like that.
Actually, if you do ”shining, shim-ring, hard” like that. Take out a syllable from shimmering and it works… sadly.
Interesting fact…Aladdin didn’t even have nipples.
Oh god…my childhood…gone…
I just got really sad about this D=
Way to corrupt a classic. It’s an interesting take on it?
I’m pretty sure this song is after Aladdin supposedly says “Good teenagers, take off your clothes.”
This makes me think of “Dirty Little Mermaid.” YouTube it (if you dare).
I youTubed it….
………. *dead* that was my childhood right there that died. I mean yes Disney has alot of hidden meanings but shurgy sweet treats thats baaaaaaad!
Are they whores or do they just hang out with whores? I can never tell the difference for these two
on the dirty little mermaid note (i youtubed it)… you can youtube “a whole nude world”…
I saw that one too…
Charlie, please get a glimpse of these nipples. I want to know if they’re actually shimmering. Do you think you could do that?
Oh dear. I had done Aladdin as my school musical in eighth grade…I was Iago (yay evil birdie) but I had to be Aladdin for a week while he was on a family vacation in Colorado. Will never look at this song the same way again!
Besides, “hard nipples” has one more syllable than “splendid”.
Gotta ask … was she alone or singing *to* someone?
I now feel the urge to watch Aladdin…. Do they work for Disney as subliminal marketers?
Honestly, I just want to watch Aladdin now so… No harm, no foul today for this one girls!
Aladdin is a win win situation. In any context.
I agree with that! :D
These lyrics are from the porn parody “All-eight-in”
*shakes head and chuckles* The GAM should NOT do Disney song renditions ever again….
These girls are ruining my childhood. First it was their rendition of Little Bunny Foo Foo, and now they’re taking on Aladdin!
Random thought they were probably taught these versions of the songs by her aunt. Just saying
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*sob sob* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not Disney!!! What have they done?! *sob sob*
I would post a pun but I already posted one earlier in a response. I’m sad :(
Uhuh. I’m just here to troll and ridicule. Watch your back pottergirl94.
I quiver with fear
did you just make a lion king reference? pretty sure scar said that to zazu before mufasa showed up to save the bird’s butt.
ya i did i felt it would be perfect for this post.
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Oh god, this was the play I had to do in theater camp.
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