Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

04

(reading her Facebook wall) “Who is this Rip Lewis everyone’s talking about?” I’m sorry but I think your friend Lewis died.

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  1. Charlie McDowell says:

    Such a morbid GAM. Sorry.

    • Colleen says:

      Most days Claire and Cathy make me smile and shake my head, but today I just groaned and shook my head. Charlie, what are the odds that they have caught on to your website and feed you lines to mess with you? These past two have been almost TOO stupid, even for them.

  2. Leila says:

    …..oh dear…… If you do move Charlie, I’m sure we’ll forgive you.

  3. Ladybug says:

    “Your son Rip is on line toot”

  4. Charlie McDowell says:

    RIP Rip Lewis.

  5. Samwise Gamyee says:

    Sadder that a friend died, or sadder that they don’t understand a friend is dead? Sometimes stupid is funny, right now that’s just depressing.
    Sidenote, I’m sure you’ll hear plenty of stupid things about shopping for funeral attire and how (in)appropriate it is to flirt with fellow attendees.

  6. Maheen says:

    And I thought the last post was bad…

  7. Hurricanes hockey+soccer=happy me says:

    Poor Lewis probably died from these girls stupidity.

  8. flare says:

    Wow….just wow. I just don’t understand how their heads can be so empty and not just cave in.*shakes head*

  9. KimeeFace says:

    Poor Lewis. He had to put up with them during life, and now in death they don’t even realize he’s gone.
    Next time I meet someone named Lewis I’m going to hug them.

  10. Ape says:

    I’m waiting for someone to say “hey, my friend Lewis died…I think I know these girls!”

  11. Alex says:

    Oh dear god….

  12. Maddy says:

    ooo wow

  13. Ben says:

    They’d put the fun in funeral.

  14. Erin says:

    For a minute I didn’t get it. I think I may have to move in with them. :(

  15. Random Punmaster says:

    Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.

  16. Chelsea says:

    charlie, i have to wonder, do you ever just wanna slam you head against the door at their stupidity? it seems to me that if they ever have children, the whole world should be scared.

  17. Anika says:

    I sort of know which Lewis they’re talking about! Makes me curious to know who they are now…

  18. KelseyM says:

    Hey come on guys, I didn’t use know what RIP meant either.

    I was also about 9, but that is entirely beside the point.

    • KelseyM says:

      Also, I have no idea why that says 12:21 am since it’s 11:40 on the west coast…very odd

  19. Tiny Dancer says:

    Wow I haven’t been on in forever! Had a lot of catching up to do :)
    Are they really being serious? There’s no chance that they could be joking around? At all?

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  20. Pottergirl94 says:

    facepalm

  21. Josh says:

    I suppose ignorance really is bliss in this case

  22. U.N.Owen says:

    Rip Lewis is Ricky P. Lewis, an Internet billionaire, who has recently changed his status to single. I have heard that even guys are stalking him. But he is too picky as he plans to date exclusively girls whose names start with ‘C’. Hope that helps.

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  24. Misty says:

    *headdesk*
    How sad.

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  26. Toribird says:

    A 15 year old boy named Lewis died in my area the other day… this is weird.

  27. TJ.Rafferty says:

    Alright first off I’ve been reading this for the past year. Just been too lazy to comment. Even though I read all the comments Haha.

    But as Toribird said.. I saw a lot of my friends on FB put “RIP Lewis” as their status a few days ago. Same time frame. So would it be a coincidence? Or did a kid/teen/man/woman etc. Die in the country under awful circumstances?

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