Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

11

“Shark Week is over!? But it was only on for like a week! Oh, wait a minute–” Nope, you already said it out loud!

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  1. DDD says:

    i’m actually impressed she caught herself so quickly

  2. Sarah says:

    This one made me smile. Sometimes stupidity is just silly. :)

    • angel says:

      hahaha. I agree, this one seems more silly than the usual “OMG how can they be so dumb” kind of stupidity. :)

  3. Makoto says:

    At leas she figured out her mistake this time. A sign of at least some intelligence.

  4. pottergirl94 says:

    congrats GAC you have moved u from stupid bimbo to dumb blonde !!

    • Taurie says:

      “GAC”…I love it.

    • Liv says:

      You know that not all blondes are dumb, right?

      I’m sensitive about this…

      Anyway, this shark week sounds interesting. Time for further investigation. Too bad it’s over.

      • Pottergirl94 says:

        Yes I know not all blondes are dumb just like not all brunettes are smart. I’m a blonde and I don’t worry bout if people think I’m a dumb blonde or not

      • redjujube says:

        I was walking along the river bank one day when I saw an interesting tree on the other side of the river. I wanted to cross the river to get closer and take some pics. There was a blonde standing on the bank on the other side so I yelled to her, “Hey! How do I get to the other side?” She yelled back, “You’re already on the other side.”

      • Kitty says:

        I’m blonde, and I tell blonde jokes. It’s no big deal.

      • Pottergirl94 says:

        @ kitty I love hearing new blonde jokes they remind me of my friend, shes a brunette and it’s normally a blonde who gas to explain it to her

  5. Alex says:

    *facepalm* Oh well, at least she picked up on her stupidity this time.

  6. xsibleyx03 says:

    I’m impressed. There may have been slight brain activity in that apartment here

  7. Cygnus says:

    They are starting to self-edit! Now you need to get a clicker and a bag of shoes Charlie so you can reward the behavior like training dogs or dolphins. Soon, with hard work, they may actually be able to exhibit the common sense of a 10 year old!

  8. Jillian says:

    They figured out their own mistake. Baby steps.

  9. Chris Perry says:

    You must be feeling so proud Charlie.

  10. Rosi says:

    *sniff* It’s like they’re finally growing up! Soon they learn how to talk in gramatical sentences and add 2+2.

  11. Ellie says:

    Hahaha. I think the girls are learning. Did you have something to do with this Charlie? I doubt they could figure this out on their own. :)

  12. Sean ಠ_ರೃ says:

    ….. It’s like they were dropped on their heads as children, fed paint chips, given stupid juice to drink, and then held their breath until they passed out multiple times.

    • Hannibal Lecter says:

      …I like how all of those are viable childhood trauma, and then there’s stupid juice.

      • Cygnus says:

        Stupid juice: euphemism for tequila? I’d like to think so! Also known as Mommy’s Coffee, Dad Milk or Beddy Bye Nectar.

  13. Mea-chan says:

    Oooooo, so close.

  14. Chloe says:

    Oh, Charlie, you must be so proud. They’re finally beginning to realise some of their mistakes. *sniff, sniff* How wonderful.

    Oh wait…If they get smart, what’re we going to do for Internet-based entertainment?!

  15. Anonymous1412 says:

    The intelligence won’t last…

  16. Lala says:

    Charlie you’re life is going to turn into that documentary Shut Up Little Man.
    But probably funnier.

  17. awesomeselflover says:

    Oh no, they are getting smarter.

  18. Mindy says:

    I’m so proud of them! This gives me hope for the future :)

  19. KimeeFace says:

    Wow, she caught herself this time!
    Were you able to hear the unused gears slowly turning in her head until she came to the realization of her mistake?

  20. U.N.Owen says:

    And just until yesterday, they were babbling & putting random things in their mouths. Time flies so fast. I am not crying. It’s just a little dirt.

  21. Batty says:

    I don’t blame them for this one, actually. The new material was done by the end of Wednesday, so it was ‘like a week’ but shorter… (the fact that I said something similar has nothing to do with this comment… heh heh heh)

  22. Nikki says:

    I think this is officially a turning point in GAC history.

  23. Sara says:

    To be fair, Shark Week IS amazing. I’m kind of impressed they watch it.

  24. Misty says:

    I’m so proud…they grow up so fast…No! I’m not crying! It’s just an eyelash!

  25. Judith B says:

    haha!

  26. WillowWeasley says:

    If she just thought it through first she woulda caught hersel, but then that would imply that she was thinking and we can’t have that.

  27. Maddy says:

    o dear god

  28. Maddy says:

    what even is shark week?

  29. Tiny Dancer says:

    I’m impressed she even knew about shark week. I’m also impressed she actually caught herself in her stupidity…

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    http://thedancerinsideme.blogspot.com/

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