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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
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Sep

06

“Okay, let’s see, 3…4…5..” Cute, you’re practicing counting– “15! We could be on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 15!”

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  1. Alex says:

    Yes, you could. But why would you want to?

    P.S. Woot! First Comment!

  2. Katelyn says:

    Oh dear god…

  3. Laurie says:

    Oh no. I pity the man who marries either of them. Then again, he’ll have constant entertainment for the rest of his life…

    • Alexandra says:

      It’s called a trophy wife. She’ll be there to look at, not provide stimulating conversation.

  4. Misty says:

    And…they want to…okaaaay…

  5. angel says:

    Isn’t this slightly better than them wanting to be on Teen Mom? Just a little bit…

  6. KimeeFace says:

    Well…at least they have some sort of ambition?

  7. Medlum says:

    They’re at least planning for their future.

  8. Alex says:

    Wait…….did they just do math?

  9. Julia says:

    They will be the definition of trophy wives

  10. pottergirl94 says:

    maybe the show would actually be funny then.

  11. Anonymous1412 says:

    I can see the future now:
    ‘That’s odd, wonder why the ratings have skyrocketed?’
    Us: IT’S THE GAC!!!!!!! So THAT’s what they look like – Yay!

  12. Lauren says:

    Random: Are they blonde? I’ve always pictured them being blonde…

  13. Max says:

    Women are so stupid! I like this site

  14. Maddy says:

    Just be impressed they do know how to count…

  15. Diana says:

    Assassin’s Creed ads keep showing up on the side of the screen. I’M SO EXCITEDDDDDDDD!!!!!

  16. Jillian says:

    Goals are important…

  17. Emmy says:

    Whoa now, we’ve got a few GAC defenders!

  18. Robert says:

    I’m guess the women on the show are at least 40, and doing the math, the GAC are about 25? I honestly don’t know what brought me to do that, just what popped into my head.

  19. Rebi says:

    Huh, I guess the counting was a teaser. Worse scares of intelligence from these two have happened. *consumes popcorn*

  20. Makoto шка says:

    Simple logic! That means something must be burning up there…

  21. Sarah says:

    I’m pretty sure they have to be married first before they can be housewives.

  22. U.N.Owen says:

    First, going to see babies on “LABOR” day & now this. Although there is still hope(?), they are nowhere near to the GAC we thought we knew. Be afraid, Charlie. Be very very afraid.

  23. Ev says:

    While I’m impressed that they can count, I’m even MORE impressed that the GAC are actually considering doing something with their lives other than… Well, we won’t go into that.

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