Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
“She’s wearing 5″ heels tonight? That bitch! Time to bust out my 5 3/4″ stilettos!” Shit just got real.
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Wow, that is some serious shit.
OMG! First comment! YAY! :D
Damn! Shit just got serious.
She sure showed her.
That is very serious! They could hurt themselves, and we will not be able to hear their stupidty!!
And their hair might get messed up. You need to get your priorities straight.
That is very true!
And what was the advertisement on this page? Shoes. Specifically; heels.
haha it would happen that way!
HOLY SHIT!!!!…they know fractions.
HA! Lisa I thought the exact same thing! I wonder who they’re competing with anyway…
Wow… that statement is a whole new level of shallow…
Maybe I’m just not into shoes as much as the average girl, but does anyone actually notice the extra 3/4 of an inch?
It really does. I mean, it’s nearly an inch. I’ve had people see me in ordinary street shoes and not think anything of it. Then I take those shoes off and the first thing they say is “Wow, I didn’t realize how short you are”.
Kiki’s right. Most of my friends dwarf me. Even when I’m wearing heels. Except most of my heels that I wear to school are about 3″. 4″ heels are for concert band and 5″ heels are for random times.
Please let this lead to a war where in the end they’re wearing stilts….
Haha YES. That is brilliant.
What event/dumb party is this for?
at least she can walk in 5″ heels i would fall and break something.
She knows that 5 3/4 is more than 5? She’s been doing her homework.
I”m surprised they don’t have anything taller….. Cause you know they make them even taller…. And I don’t know how women can walk in heels that tall…. I would break my foot.
my ankles hurt just thinking about heels that high.
Quite an amazing birthday post.
LMAO is shoe hight like male…ahem…”length” for these girls? So amazing, so absurd XP
I guess. Never thought about it that way though :D Girls tend not to brag as much about heel height- it’s more like biggest boobs. Men’s length, however, is a completely different story.
I have a pair of seven inch platforms just waiting to be worn….not sure if I’d look GOOD in them, but I’d sure get a kick out of it.
probably the best statement i have ever heard in my life!!! i loved that xD
What’s next? The highest push up bra’s? The straightest hair extensions? Longest fake eyelashes?
Oh, GAC.
How I loveth thee.
With your shoes so tall,
Your brains so small,
And your minds shallower than a pond,
I do hope that thee and Charlie
Will keepeth your strong, everlasting bond.
The binding of your connection,
Consists of humor, and affection.
Unknown to you,
But enjoyed by not just a few.
How much your words brighten a day,
No matter how much sad, or how little gay,
Your thoughts always bring a smile,
And turn the day a little less vile.
Thank you for making my day! :)
You are very welcome. The pleasure was all mine.
oh wow… words can’t describe how epic that poem is!!!!!
Thanks so much!!
LOVE IT!
Now that’s what I’m talking about!
You KNOW it’s serious when they’re upping the ante by another 3/4 inch!
I’ll loan her my 6″ if its that important. Haha. Maybe we will hear more on the topic.
I wonder if one of them has ever stumbled on here, laughed at their won stupidity, and proceeded to go on with their lives, completely oblivious.
what size? LOL
She can’t even up it by a full inch. Soft.
Aw, HELL NAW!! XD
Are we going to see fake nails and giant hoop earrings flying? I’d pay to see that…
Wow. You go, girl… I guess. O_O Maybe she’ll fall and come crashing through Charlie’s celing.
First, LABOR Day baby watching. Then, Beverly Hills & housewives thing. And now, they do fractions. What the hell is the world coming to?
Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwww….. I have a pair of 5″ heels. Right now, it’s the highest I will go. Heels make me taller, and at barely above 5ft, I need the height :D but seriously??? ARE THEY SICK?? THEY JUST DID MATH!!! *runs and hides in a corner*
This website is amazing. Good to know people out there recognize the stupidity in teenagers today… Or teenage acting people. Another 3/4 of an inch isn’t going to impress anyone, its going to get your ankle broken. good luck.
Oooh, The fight is on! Tell us what happens, Charlie!
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