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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

15

“The only real reason to have a boyfriend is to have someone who’s in charge of parking validation.” We are REALLY good at that.

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  1. Angela says:

    Hahahahaha, I love the girls XD

  2. Giovinota says:

    second!

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    The only real reason to have a girlfriend is to have someone who reminds me to validate the parking.

  4. Allie says:

    I love Charlie!! :)

  5. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    Smartest thing they’ve ever said :) aside from when the aliens kidnapped their bodies and watched the news.

  6. DDD says:

    i’m probably the best parking validator ever. it was hard training, but ultimately paid off. my validating skills are unmatched.

  7. Lola says:

    “Ooh baby, you could validate MY parking any day…” ;)

  8. Jillian says:

    I disagree. It’s to reach stuff on high shelves.

  9. Makoto 誠 says:

    Really? Is that what normal guys do?

  10. Amanda says:

    well that’s not fair to say that’s the ONLY reason…. they’re good for getting rid of bugs & spiders too:)

  11. Mina says:

    Well you know…and to buy you dinner. I’d take dinner over parking validation any day. Just sayin’.

  12. U.N.Owen says:

    I agree with them. To be going out with these “special” creations of God(certainly not devil, he is a sadist), we must have some special set of skills.

    Can’t believe the GAM are actually complementing me.

  13. SpelChek says:

    Wait, how do the GAC even know what the word ‘validation’ MEANS?

  14. Skye says:

    umm, boyfriends are also good for sex but, you know.. Parking and jackets are nice too I guess?

  15. Matryoshka says:

    Don’t forget opening car doors and heavy lifting. Boyfriends are good for that too.

  16. Daniel says:

    **complimenting

    • U.N.Owen says:

      Sorry Daniel, Cassidy was right. I made a mistake there. The GAC were complimenting me. I really should not want them to “complement” me.

      Thank you & Cassidy too. As of now, I am losing basic grammar skills. Thanks GAC.

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