Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
21
“That whore! What a slut! Whore, slut, whore, with a slutty whore face!” Want me to keep a whore to slut tally?
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What a broad range of insults…
Why is she so mad?
And I think she needs a dictionary of insults.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8
guarantee whatever the person did (who she’s mad at), she’s done either the same or worse.
She’s probably done worse than that. With that extra half of an inch heel you’ll have twice as many guys.
Final count: 4 whores, 3 sluts. She should throw a ‘skank’ in there to confuse us all.
20 dollars it was her ‘best friend’.
I’ll take that bet.
The vocabulary these girls have never cease to amaze me.
What did the slutty whore do? Wear the same dress as her to a party?
I meant that slutty whore face. My bad! Lol
Dear girls,
Your astounding vocabulary never ceases to amaze me…
sincerely, people who know how to speak English.
One girl did offend
the other and she could not mend
One GAC wasn’t very nice
but the range of insults
did not suffice
to satisfy
the GAM readers.
(I gave up on the rhyme scheme at the end, sorry)
Please do not apologise
For you were not telling lies;
Not all poems need to rhyme
For the work to be sublime.
(Incidentally, this is my first post, just found the site yesterday and can certainly relate! MY girls above me sounded quite like this (but with a bit more intelligence in some respects) but always seemed to want to talk about “burning ovaries” and stuff. Blech! Charlie, great job and keep ’em coming!
Thank you! I know, but Alicia who used to make poems on every post used to rhyme them, and I was trying to do it in her memory. Oh and welcome!
What on Earth could summon such a response from such a nice young lady?
Wait, are you sure she was a whore, slut, whore, slut, whore, with a slutty whore face? Or is she a sluttly whore, slut, whore, slut, with a whorey slut face?
….0_o
Who got her panties in a twist?
So many jokes, so little time…
Wow their word choice is amazing they should write a book (sarcasm hand)
Sounds like my apartment!
Just to clarify.. my apartment does not generally sound like the GAM. Just tonight since my roommates and I spent the better part of the night yelling, calling names and punching. Out of love, of course.
Whores have it, 4 to 3. Good job, whores.
And they have the audacity to say this even after letting your Hilary Duff pillow be defiled God knows how many times.
oh my. talking about whores and sluts.
more insults of varying degree, GAC, much more effective. Not to mention a lot better to listen to!
Show must go on. *chugs Mountain Dew*
I thought maybe they were watching tv and differentiating between the two groups of females they best know.
Bitter much?
Seems like somebody stumbled upon their kindergarten photos with their “friends”.
“Boo, you whore.”
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