Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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So I see you’ve taken “Hump Day” literally. Shall I send a bill for my broken picture frame to you or him? Personally I blame him.
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Oh dear…. Way too many of these posts seem to be about sex…
I love you.
That should be a holiday… broken picture frames, screaming sexy blasphemies and home-made telluric motion would care a lot less.
I have no idea why, but i first read it as “So I see you’ve taken Humpty Dumpty lterally.” While not actually making a lot of sense, i’d like to believe that it’s not wholly inappropriate given that all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put your broken picture frame together again.
hahaha I did too!
haha, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that at first!
…it’s Hump Day???
Although I can see why the girls would celebrate this…
Every Wednesday!! It’s the ‘hump’ of the week
You can’t be a grinch, Charlie, it’s merely in the spirit of the festivities.
Oh dear god, must be nice to have no job and be able to have sex in the the middle of the day.
Maybe you should rename this site ‘Dear Fornicating People Above Me’…
Take the picture out of the frame. Type a letter saying that the guy rocked your world as well. Also say that you (the girl) can take more pounding than a frame. Congratulate.
My upstairs neighbors did the same thing to my painting last week. Just leave it outside their door with a note or a box of condoms or something. They probably won’t get it, but you could make a video of the drop-off like with the pillow… :D
Yes. This. Combined with the comment one above.
just put it on their tab..
Was it either one of those on your profile pic?
*L* Had that neighbor before. I swear that guy was a rabbit, and unfortunately we had the same layout of studio apartment meaning his bed upstairs was in the exact same spot as mine. Very annoying, especially at 2am.
I feel for you. My bedroom shares a wall with the bedroom of a fornicating couple (my neighbours). I get woken up constantly because of…night sounds. :P
Ohhhh boyyyyy….they would.
That’s all I’m gonna say