Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
“8:30, make out sesh. 8:40, I go down on him. Umm, probably 8:50, he’ll go down on me…” Are you making a sex itinerary?
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at least she goes down on him first, in my experience it’s always the other way around…
So organized, totally doing this :P
Well, at least this way there’s no way she can miss her soaps in favor of sex.
At least she’s got a plan.
But does she have a PLAN B emergency contraception pill? Sorry, couldn’t resist, I hear that commercial way too many times.
I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard of a sex itinerary O_o
Failing to plan is planning to fail…
^win
This is the only organized thing that I have heard these girls say.
Possibly the single smartest thing she’s ever said. And I’ve been reading since this started. Ah the good old days :)
O_o They have organisation skills? Wow. Never thought I’d see that.
…and about 9:00 he will find your written “sex itinerary” and flee the scene!
thats classy.
pointless question. she probably doesn’t even know the word ‘schedule’ let alone itinerary. you need to ask if she is making a ‘sex time list’
wait, people don’t do this????
So long as she doesn’t say “And then at 8:60…” I will remain slightly proud.
Please don’t tell me she’s going to have a backup itinerary in case things don’t go *in creepy Light Yagami voice* EXACTLY AS PLANNED!
THANK YOU for making a Death Note reference!
But of course~! It’s one of my all time favorite animes.
Jeez…she likes to move quickly! Only a 10 min makeout sesh? Why not longer?
And why go down on him first?????
Haha…sex itinerary…that’s funny.
But sex should not be that organized. Jussayin’
“And why go down on him first?????”
In my experience, when the guy goes down first, the girl never gets around to going down on him because she demands to transition directly into missionary. The guy, not exactly gonna risk not getting any, will typically comply.
Going down on the guy first is the sympathetic way to go.
And judging by the fact that she’s only allowed ten minutes for going down on him, she’s expecting that he’ll ‘move quickly’, too…
No! They’re getting worse!
BTW, have any of you seen this: http://www.dearguybelowus.com/index.html
I’m pretty sure it’s fake; how would the girls know how to make a website?
Yep, that site is old and very fake. Charlie wins!
They can tell time…?
The probably have a digital clock
they***
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wow….well organized i guess? also totally the kind of thing that i would overhear in my apartment. and you inspired us we made a blog about it too! http://shitshansays.tumblr.com/
What no dumb stuff for 3 days?
Dang, that’s actually one-quarter smart…who knew?
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