Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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(phone) “Mom, if I come home for Thanksgiving I want calorie signs beside each dish.” That was all the Native Americans wanted too.
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Her mom should put 1 Calorie signs next to everything.
My mom used to label our dishes with Weight Watchers Points. If you ate the leftovers straight out of the serving dish, however, those point didn’t count? I don’t think she understood her own system.
Did she remember to ask her about Jagger?
Why does she need calorie signs isn’t she just gonna puck it up later?
*puke.
Can you imagine how horrible it would be to have to be a parent to one of these girls?
But then, I guess they’re like the girls in some way, or else the girls wouldn’t have turned out like this. :P
My mom would have thought I was crazy if I tried to do that!
I’d probably respond with “I will just before I off myself, honey.”
S’how I respond to super specific, yet somehow vague/difficult, requests at my job.
“Your request to find ‘the soda that’s in the ad except not diet, just regular’ has really helped me make the decision to quit my job and/or possibly end my life.”
Mom must be praying that she doesn’t come back.
If I said something like that to my mother, she would tell me not to come to Thanksgiving–and we’re hosting it this year!
Hopefully she has an annoying little brother who will switch the dessert calorie counts with the vegetable ones.
It always surprises me that they are this stupid….
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