Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
14
“I hate to say this but even if Ryan Gosling proposed to me with a Zales ring, I would say no.” Because it’s Ryan Gosling, right?
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First?
well if it is just her test marriage than she should be happy to get a ring from a crackerjack box.
third?
not as good
Ryan Gosling, yes. But what about…wait for it…JAKE GYLLANHALL? *plays Beethoven’s Fifth*
I thought she needed a test marriage?? Damn girl make up your mind
…at least a ring is offered, right? *tries to look on the bright side*
zales may not get her hand in marriage, but i bet it grants access to her bed….
I don’t think getting access to her bed is much of a challenge…
The ironic part? A Zales add was on the side of the screen when I viewed this
Coincidence not irony
Wait…I thought they loved Ryan Gosling (See tweet from November 29th)
She’s so full of crap. If Gosling so much as glaced in her direction, she’d say yes and invite him over for celebratory sex.
If Ryan Gosling proposed to me with an old sock I might say yes. The man is attractive. (You know I’m kidding right? I care about personality more, I’m not that shallow) But he is attractive.
What is a Zale’s ring? (I’m from New Zealand, so can someone clue me in!)
http://www.zales.com/
Isn’t turing down Ryan Gosling for anything against the law?
If it isn’t against the already, it should be!
Oops. Against the law.
No Charlie, I think it’s because he didn’t go to Jared to get a ring.
For a post on my 18th birthday I was hoping for something funnier, but can’t always get what you want. P.S. First time commenting, but have been reading for a long time.
Ryan Gosling can sing, (see awesome halloween themed Dead Man’s Bones), but I’m not sure these ladies would appreciate him. They seem to measure manhood in different ways.
They don’t even deserve to speak his name Ryan gosling is amazing! (first ever post) Ryan is so worth it :3
Well, she’d give a guy a blow job for Tiffany jewelry. How about Ryan proposes to her with the Hope Diamond?
*evil cackle*