Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“At one point he held my hand and squeezed it 3 times. I think he was saying ‘I love you!'” I think he was saying “I just farted.”
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First! They should learn Morse Code.
No, it was definitely “I love you”
You’re honestly suggesting these people can be loved by something that doesn’t run on batteries?
OOOH burn!
Or he could have been saying,” Kill me now.”
“Leave me Alone”
Probably more like “Please. Stop. Talking.”
Pretty sure that was just a muscle spasm.
LOL yes, she’s pining after him sentimentally after their date while he goes to the clinic to check out his hand.
Was it a dog or something?
I thought it was a Parrot.
I am so disappointed that this is all fake. Probably not going to follow anymore…
why do you say it’s fake?
You’ve said this for something like the last three threads. If you aren’t going to follow anymore, then don’t follow. You don’t have to keep telling us.
but they are real. charlies already confirmed that.
Do they live in his attic?
No – he lives in an apartment. They live in the room above him. Are you one of these girls living above him?
No… he lives in a mansion in the Hollywood hills. Last I checked mansions didn’t have strangers living above you.
Or “God She’s Stupid”
Who cares if its real or fake…its entertainment and charlie makes me laugh :D
Isn’t it the same basic thing?
Well, Charlie is real, and that’s good enough for me.
I think he was getting a booger off his hand.
As for the girls being real or fake: If you go far enough back in the archives, there is video evidence of at least one of the girls existence. I don’t remember how far back it is but its there.
Video evidence of *a* girl in existence, yes.
You are aware that Charlie is involved in the film making business, right?
Whoa, you mean girls actually exist?!
No Way! I exist? go figure
He was actually thinking about going to the gym.
Amazing how two brainless girls unite us.
Why are these posts dwindling in appearances?
… If its because of all these stupid people saying it’s fake please just don’t listen..
I need these posts every week day, so that I can survive finishing an Undergraduate Thesis in Molecular Biology.. I really think sometimes that these posts are the only thing that keeps me going <3
He replied to a comment on a previous post that he was working on a DGAM book, and that was taking him away from the site.
I’ve gone through the archives. I had to space it out so my abs could rest in between fits of laughter.
or more like ‘you aren’t going to get any other guy except for me because, i’m only doing this because I feel sorry that you can’t get a guy.’
sound like too many words
but effective
I don’t know if I’m the only one who remembers, but he did say he wrote most of these down a long time ago & posts them from his own personal archive. He could be living in a mansion & these could be from when he lived in an apartment. Just sayin.
The other day he outright claimed to be “still beneath them”.
I think he moved in with his girlfriend, but kept his apartment. If they aren’t 100% serious it makes sense, and he could work there sometimes. It would explain why the posts are dwindling.
Who buys a mansion with a girl they’re not ONE HUNDRED PERCENT serious about?!?! If that’s the case then Charlie is the biggest douche bag there is.
Either way, they’re brillient
*brilliant
Well if its morse your looking at… 3 short is s which means my engines are operating astern or 3 long is o which means man overboard…
I’m putting my money on “Man Overboard”.
I just found this site a week or two ago and now it’s gone :(
Don’t worry. Just because the posts are less frequent doesn’t mean the site’s gone.
Shall we start a slow chant?
Char – lie, Char – lie, Char-lie, Char-lie, Charlie, Charlie CharlieCharlieCharlieCHARLIECHARLIECHARLIECHARLIE!!!
i miss charlie
I just read an article about charlie…did not realize he was directly related to Malcolm Mcdowell, you just earned yourself 10 badass points charlie
And he’s dating Roony Mara…you are god amongst men charlie mcdowell
and his mom is mary steenburgen!… bam! he just became the coolest person in the world… this guy is a god, you’re not joking
Remember people: Don’t feed the trolls.
But, they are hungry!
Charlie come back ):
are you trying to keep a low profile now that its out youre allegedly dating one of hollywoods newest rising stars? we miss you charlie, rooney mara will understand if you spend a day at home alone waiting for your neighbors to say something stupid!
Dear Charlie,
I check this faithfully every day, as I’m sure many of these good people do. Please come back. No new posts makes me sad face. :(
I just realized I spelled Rooney mara wrong…please do not smite me Oh lord Charlie