Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Our pact: No matter who we are with or if we are ready, we have to get married and have kids at the same time.” Alright…I’m in.
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Haven’t they seen that movie about when that happened? Bride Wars..
WHOA.
THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE!!!
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Er, my fingers?
she is right, charlie… you have to start buttering the stairs
YES! Excellent idea! HA
It’s like American pie for vapid twenty-somethings@
Oh dear God, what if one had a boy and the other had a girl, and then THEY got married and reproduced? *cries*
Then gods willing, there will be enough inbreeding to make them sterile.
Inbreeding doesn’t necessarily lead to sterility. On the other hand, their offsprings could have some serious genetic disorders.
On the other hand, I am afraid this wish of theirs might actually come true.
Don’t jinx it!
I really wish there is a website called Dear Guy Below Us where they just bitch about you every day.
but there is
Did you check? http://www.dearguybelowus.com/
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?!?
Well that’s embarassing :s
They can never achieve the same level of greatness as charlie anyhow
That site is pretty obviously fake, but I’m glad someone tried
Oh boy what a joy! THEY’RE PLANNING ON REPRODUCING!
I bet on the year 2020.
eh-they are them, so 2013
That’s kind of sweet in a sad way…
They’ll bring “Idiocracy” to fruition….
Wait, why is there a link from http://www.dearguybelowus.com to this site? It just doesn’t make sense.
How does it not make sense? It’s a response website to this website. So obviously there’d be a link back to the “original”.
If you’re wondering how they can know about this, the quick answer is that, obviously, that site is fake. Just like this one. Still madly entertaining though.
NO REPRODUCTION! DON’T LET THEM REPRODUCE!!!
wel actualy i du wanna hve dat, lyk get married n stuff bt i dnt think il find dat 1 prsn n i think i myt end up al alone
*Well *actually *I *do *want to *have *that, *like *and *but *I *don’t *I’ll *that *person *and *I *I *might *all
I would concentrate on learning basic spelling and grammar before you start looking for a husband/wife.
Charlie, why aren’t you updating D:
THE SPAMBOTS HAVE KILLED CHARLIE!!!
run!
Noooooo! *rage*
Hi, do all the features work on it?
Seriously, what is the deal with these spam bots on this post
hello buddy!…
I am only writing to make you be aware of what a extraordinary discovery our daughter experienced visiting your site. She discovered several things, most notably what it is like to possess an amazing giving nature to make many more just completely gras…
hi
Is this what is meant with “The Rise of the Machines”? Spambots??? And Charlie is John Connor, but now he’s gone into hiding! Oh no! RUNNNN!!!
I am starting to think Charlie has died.
charlie is dating a very famous actress and i would think not spending as much time at home, or God forbid, the dummies upstairs googled his girlfriend and found his website…
Spam spam spammy spam spam.