Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Did you steal Petunia’s charger so you could charge Mufasa?!” I hate repeating myself, YOUR VIBRATORS DESERVE THEIR OWN CHARGERS.
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yeeei you are back!
Vibrators and The Lion King just don’t seem like they should go together.
Gross
Mufasa is my vibrator’s name too
AAAAAAAAND I’m disgusted. How dare they name ANYTHING after the greatest king pride rock has ever seen…
Amen to that!
you are so right
‘SCAR’red for life.
i see what you did there….
Is anyone else concerned that one of them named their vibrator after Harry Potter’s aunt?
*facepalm*
Well, the woman who plays Aunt Petunia is a lesbian…
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR?!?!?!?!!!!! Wow…
There goes the last bit of my childhood…
Uhh… I thought those things ran on batteries
Batteries in this day and age tend to be rechargable. Like the battery in your laptop, your phone, or your ipad.
Iguess that makes sense, I’m not a girl so I wouldn’t know XDi
what kind of names are these?! my iridescent, purple, glittery vibrator is called Gerard Butler. realism. bam.
Now, I’m a guy, but if I were to have one, I’d call it Sean Connery. Because fuck yeah Sean Connery.
I tried to reply to your Gerard name and it posted as its own comment. I fail. :(
Did you see the episode of big bang theory where Amy told penny she should get an electric toothbrush for “stress relief” and that she named hers Gerard? That’s what this reminded me of haha
Ummm … Petunia = girl’s name … Mufasa = guy’s name … not one to judge but I’ll question … is one of the GAMs catching for the same team or perhaps she a DH batting both sides … hmmm …
Perhaps you are right. There is not enough “love” in this world for both of them. Somebody has to catch up.
Honestly she named her vibrator after Mufasa, can I just like punch her in the face. Honestly I feel bad for you, (your living conditions) and I truly hope I never get into the same situation. But I do have one question, do you think that if one day they found your website and started reading, would they realize it was them that you were talking about, or would they be to vapid?
I vote for completely vapid.
Considering its all fake, and Charlie lives in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, I’d say he’ll be okay.
Relating to The Big Bang Theory’s toothbrush gag: They really sell vibes that look like a electric toothbrushes. They have seperate heads one for the teeth and one for the you know… I laughed so hard when I saw it.
for what? i’m confused…
Who doesn’t love Harry Potter & The Lion King? :))
How DARE they use my name for…. that….
I know, right?!
…and the spam starts.
at least its relevant :/
where have you been? You dont post nearly as often as you used to.
He’s off banging Rooney Mara, so I think he has a good excuse for not being around as often.
He has a life.