Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I can’t believe he’s with her! She’s like the bootleg version of me.” I had the same experience when I saw my ex with Zac Efron.
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LMAO!
I would literally marry you.
Do they know ? ( what you did last summer )
I’m in love with you
You’re way hotter than Zach Efron. Starting with the fact that you’re not wearing make-up. Thumbs up!
wow… I don’t know if I could manage to not kill these women. Seriously, people like this shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
I love what you’re doing here. Keep it up.
no they should be loud the action of breeding, just not the reproduction part.
zac efron is indeed the bootleg version of you :)
you should save the worst/best and publish a book. love this site
You’re totally amazing. I check this page everyday.
Keep psoting!
Thanks for reading, Mystra!
Perfect. These girls are absolutely perfect.
I’d Love to live below these idiots… Well maybe not when there having outrageous sex, or like partying, But the rest of the time would be filled with amazing sarcastic jokes. I love this site.
Haha this made me laugh. . . . . Unfortunately we have girls like that in england. . . . But they are funny to laugh it . . . . And go to cool parties. . . . Coz i’m cool like that 8)
Do the girls above you know about this Website?
I think it would be rather entertaining if they were smart enough to start their own “Dear Boy Below Me” blog.
I’m not sure my parental control settings would let me view any blog these girls created entitled “Dear Boy Below Me.”
I wholeheartedly approve your letters to the two girls above you. I also am frightened by the countless girls that have fallen in love with you.
Please… what is your secret? Because, frankly, I don’t want to keep a journal on my father’s endeavors. I would attract no readers.
Keep it up. Wonderful.
Robert
Wow, I followed a link here and then spent close to two and a half hours reading through all of it. I rarely laugh out loud but you managed to achieve that at least twice. Congrats, and you’ve got a new follower.
charlie,
your tweets make my day. These girls are so hilarious and I suspect that I’ll begin to use their phrases. so Sick Nolte!
my-ex-boyfriend is dating the female bootleg version of Zac Efron. I know exactly how you feel.
Nice! :)
Last year i had the same problem lol i moved out now this year much quieter haha i know that not a word! :D but i love your blog its halarious!!!!!!
Since when is “quieter” not a word?
dude you are my hero
I love your site so much…. it’s so funny, and I think a book would be so cool!
And it reminds me to be courteous to the people below me, just in case (:
Keep writing, your stuff is golden!
I just spent the last…really long time…reading through all of these. All.
Thank you for the procrastination.
I love you. Marry me =]
I feel your pain.
I have suffered at the hands of air heads like this before. They must have been brought up in a secret society of single mother hairdressers.
Will you marry me?
these are just amazingly funny. ince I discovered them, I’ve been checking back as frequently as possible to read them. You are an amazing person for putting up with them.
OMG I felt the same way when I saw Brad with Hannah, like woah!
Just kidding! Try meditation to keep your sanity Charlie! =)
I love that you have such a sense of humor about these girls and get enjoyment from this rather than being angry. Way to take life in stride!
This is hilarious! But why don’t you ever post on weekends?
I just read everyone’s comments. Thank you all for reading!! It means a lot and is the only thing that keeps me sane. There will be a new one tomorrow (Monday), so check it out!
I feel that I need to work in references to the GAB’s in my everyday conversations. Some of the things they say could come across as amazingly witty! Unfortunately some of the other quips they’ve had so far kind of cancel out the wit. XD
I love you, I just discovered this on stumbled upon, and spent a lot of time reading all of your posts, and reading about incredibly stupid people is really entertaining. I’m reading your new one every day from now on!
you’re better the efron xp
You do realise that every time I read these posts I burst out laughing? And I live on a communal dorm corridoor with twelve other people?
You owe me my dignity back xD
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