Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

14

What the hell, I thought you said “pastel shirts” were “super hot on guys.” Thanks for ruining my blind date.

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  1. Richmond, VA says:

    If all else fails, you still have marriage proposals from Mel (June 8th post), Alexis and Sabrina (June 11th).

    It’s nice to have options. :-)

  2. Peujk says:

    Sorry about that

  3. klsy says:

    hahah

  4. Smurf says:

    xD They ARE super hot on guys. I dunno what was up with the girl you went out with. ;)

  5. betty says:

    it’s always the pastel colors that drive me away.

  6. Francesca Gnocchi says:

    Yeah, pastel colors are no bueno. haha

  7. Marissa says:

    Pastel shirts might be “super hot on guys” according to their tastes. They probably think that pastel shirts ARE super hot guys while others might think differently. I think that–when it comes to fashion advice–you shouldn’t take what they say seriously and just be yourself–dress like yourself.

  8. Momentie says:

    ……. You actually put credit to one of their opinions?

    • sammm says:

      I believe he was using this apparent foreign concept to you called sarcasm as witty banter in providing us with yet another hiliarious letter to the girls above him.

  9. Laura says:

    Oh dude this is awkward, I kind of love pastel colors.

  10. riri says:

    pastel colours belong on only walls….

  11. Alex! says:

    I dind’t knew of ur existence existence 5 min ago… but i know i was wanting to read u since I was 10!!!

  12. maggie says:

    hmmmm…. i’m not quite sure about pastels, maybe you should try a hawaiian shirt? i heard all the laydeez are crazy about that kind of thing.

  13. Lori says:

    Pastel colors suck in my eyes… They kinda look gay to me. I like dark reds and blues. Or vertical stripes on a button up.

    • Rae says:

      Agreed.
      I loooove me some boys in button ups

      those and a pair of jeans and nice (but not dressy) shoes

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  15. lilmisshanrahan says:

    you’re taking advice from the loboto-twins?

  16. Cheyenne says:

    Smurf, i agree. But I personally like pastel colors on guys as long as it fits their personality.

  17. Nikki says:

    Hahaha! Pastel Shirts are hot!! If your a middle aged gay man

  18. Sara says:

    As a matter of fact, a powder pink shirt makes the hottest man in the world look like a fancy sweet-box. Let aside pastel colors, for goodness sake. I suggest charcoal grey and dark blue, my pale friend. Trust me. And by the way, if you’re half as smart as your blog says you are, you can also show up with a bow on your head: you won’t fail. Unless you’re dating a GAM, I mean.

  19. Drew says:

    Do you really want to hook up with someone like the girls above you? Think about that one, man. And be careful.

  20. Eilan says:

    Pastel or not pastel does not matter… what is important is that you wear something that suits you. So yeah, pastel CAN be hot on some guys but it won’t fit everyone.

    Or maybe your Blind date was juste stupid… ^_^

  21. Olivia says:

    I love it when a guy wears a cotton button up and rolls up the sleeves to the elbows.:)

  22. Kris says:

    Omg. Okay. Thing is, it really depends on the color that you’re wearing. Sorry to say. Email me sometime (since it’s required) and maybe I could help you with advice or something.

  23. Katie says:

    My friend told me purple was trendy this summer so I dropped a pot lid on my toe….it’s purple all right, but it’s not getting me any guys…

    • David says:

      Was it the little toe? I think purple is in vogue for only the little one right now. If it is the correct toe, you’re obviously not hanging out around the right kind of guy.

  24. Charlie McDowell says:

    The fashion advice I’ve received has been spectacular. Time to go shopping!

    • Cheyenne says:

      Why yes indeed it is time for you to go shopping. Oh and if youre taking advice from us total strangers, buy some tripp pants. Or maybe a mini-skirt to show off the legs. You know, the usual things men should buy. (So not.)

  25. Krystal says:

    I just started reading your gift of schadenfreude to the world and I adore your sense of humor while enduring this hell. By the way, I would have happily ignored the pastel shirt, because you are ridiculously cute. Good luck with the ladies!

  26. Nan says:

    You look best dressed up, especially in the brownish scheme (like in your photo up top) as they’re good colors for you. I think you’d look good in black t-shirts too, though not black suits. You’d pull of red shirts well too.

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