Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
18
“Who do you think has the biggest dick on the Lakers?” Can’t you just be quiet and let me enjoy this win–definitely Ron Artest.
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Wow…
BAHAHA, this is my favorite GMA so far :) i love your website.
*GAM
lol, ilove how you answered them!
Thanks! LAKERS!
seriously, this is the most entertaining personal site i’ve been on in a while. you’re very witty sir.
Thanks to my best friend…I’m now addicted! Funniest. Thing. Ever.
They keep up with sports?!
(we love your wit, by the way.)
They most likely dont. They probably think the Lakers are a group of guys who own property on a lake.
Agreed. Maybe someday, GAM….
I would marry you I think. ;-)
I think we would have to duel for him
LETS DUEL IN 4 YEARS. I’ll be 18 then.
from the table behind me at Starbucks…
Boy1: “My mom always said, ‘Be a lawyer or marry a lawyer.’ And ever since I dropped out of college it’s been, ‘Marry a lawyer.’ Or a doctor, or a PhD….”
Boy2: “Watch out for PhDs…they aren’t necessarily hiding the dough. That just means you’re a doctor.” You don’t have to watch out for us–we’re watching out for you.
It’s like ‘girls above me.’ Only in a coffee shop. And it’s the boys who are stupid.
I think Kobe Bryant
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Im 21, so i call first in line for possible marriage rights (…we might not be up to par with this genius you know?)
You can marry him as long as i get to have his genius trapped in my house. Im only 14 now, so when im 18 this is all going down.
aggreed with the dueling!
wow
I love you, are you single?
You sir, make my day.
BOO! celtics are still better!
i know his daughter lol
she is ugly
so he dose not
…I think a duel would be quite interesting… what sorts of weapons would we use? shield optional? hmmmm… battle royale?? ;)
Count me in. I’ll be 18 in 3 1/2 years. I’m in for battle royale.
I would just break out the good ole light saber. Purple is the best. And since im in colorguard, i would bring my flag for good measure. Remember, IN 4 YEARS.
Or move to Utah.
dude, im in guard too! :D. it makes my day whenever i find someone who is on the internet. hahaha. are your band kids afraid of most of you too?
Brianna, i dont see why everyone freaks out when we are spinning near them. Its pointless, because were good at what we do and were not going to hurt anyone.
I am a guard as well! Lol. And I was also thinking about breaking out my red light saber. Darth vader rules! And as for below comments, I call Johnny Depp before you. I have seen pretty much everything he is in, including having all 5 seasons of 21 jumpstreet.
Exactly! But then, theres always a few guard girls that shouldn’t be trusted around people. Hahaha. But if we can control a 6 foot flag with a silk tossing a double in the wind while on a football field, im pretty sure we can do a few spins around other people.
you make me pee my pants laughing. I esp. liked you video with what you do when they have parties… now i feel terrible about blasting my spice girls mega techno mix at 3am… no i don’t… oh my dog is having a dream he kicked me.
oh cheyenne, you are so on. my lightsaber has force action. i will have to design a sheild to combat your flag weilding skills. I don’t know if i can wait four years. haha!
Miss Maggie, youre on. I have the dual ended light saber and plus my flag spinning skills can not be beaten :P. Oh oh oh oh, and i play the flute so i can always render you immobile with annoying flute playing.
*gestures to our previous comment*
Thanks bro, but you said you’d never tell!
bah!! I shall tune out your flute playing, and i’m going to get a nerf axe.
How many 14 year olds there are wanting to marry you makes me giggle. xD You are very funny though. I love reading these letters. =D
No ma’am, i do not wish to marry man. I simply wish to be the one in possession of him, for the same reason i would love to be in possession of Johnny Depp. Admiration.
Beware of young women, Charlie!
The sad part is I can completely relate .
picture two girls sitting in front of me during English class.
girl 1 :”ohmygod, I can’t believe I failed English again!”
girl 2: “I know, it’s just because our teacher,like,hates us.”
me: (completely sick of them talking) “or maybe you NEVER go to class ? and whenever you do, you just talk about guys you have sex with ?”
girl 1: “… kay , when did SHE get here?”
Thank God for summer.
OMG! ahahahaha GAM always makes my day!
hey now! i’m 21. haha! I would just love to actually meet him… and hear these girls for myself. XD
*giggle* your crazy posts ALWAYS make my day. This one is especially funny!
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pretty much love your letters. And I have to say, your rugged good looks and wit make you incredibly sexy. But even I am a little wierded out by this duel business.