Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“What oil spill? I thought I heard there was a flood somewhere.” Current events must feel like a Rubik’s Cube to you.
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The Rubik’s cube makes sense, since I happen to believe the GAM make some of their life choices based upon a Magic 8 Ball. Thanks for making Monday less sucky. Cheers!
Almost forgot…I hope you’re writing a pilot based upon these tweets because if ShitMyDadSays can become a show, the GAMs could rule the world!
They seem very intelligent. You’re one lucky man Charlie! (:
Well, in their defense, there was that flooding in Arkansas…But jeez, oblivious much? Sounds like they swam out of the shallow end of the gene pool.
[Hey, irony: The add on this page is for the Nature Conservancy: “Donate now to restore the Gulf”]
Getting off topic a bit, but mine are for single people and a picture of Obama saying “Bp Oil spill. Blame Obama? Vote here”
Ours was for a foot doctor!
I pray to god these people don’t ever breed, if they do, I hope you know Charlie it’s up to you to stop them!!
I want to see them try and solve a rubiks cube… i think it would be funny… =]
Actually its his responsibility to breed with them, and improve their progenies’ intelligence.
your a witty genius and i dont know how you can refrain from commenting all day. I would have a hard time leaving the appartment. ever.
I definitely agree with you, Mandi! How can you resist listening to their witty and oh so intelligent conversations?!
Thank you for posting these and making my days far less sucky :) and, good luck. :)
:) This makes my day at school. Thank you sooo much. My friend Sophie is high – I have a high suspicion that she will grow to be one of these girls.. I’m hoping that I can stop her before it is too late.
There is no saving someone with a low IQ.. They shouldn’t breed, but it will happen anyway… so sad… Anyway! heh heh.. I look forward to seeing more asinine conversations that these girls come up with.
If your upstiars girls ever met my upstiars guys, the world might just cave in on itself. This is the letter I left on their door.
Dear Neighbors:
This is a friendly reminder that you do have neighbors living directly below you. Due to the fact that we have to get up at 5:30 every morning so we can drive across town to teach 14 year olds all day, we do like to go to sleep around 10:30 or 11:00. Please keep this in mind as you commence your evening activities ie. running on the treadmill, base jumping off the couch, clean-jerk weight lifting, training for a decathalon, rehearsing your role as Lord of the Dance, Sunday Nite Jazz Fests, cleaning your bowling balls, or finishing off that patent for those cement shoes that you like to run around in.
Really we are quite friendly, but when we don’t get enough sleep we tend to get a little bi-polar and do you know who suffers? The children suffer.
We hope this finds you doing well.
Sincerely,
Your neighbors in 2202
That is hilarious! Did they reply?
With the sweet sounds of silence.
that one could go straight to passiveagressivenotes.com, melissa.
do love the whole “the children suffer” thing.
the children! won’t somebody please think of the children?!!
There is a huge flood in Southern China but how the hell do you not know about the oil spill. Totally made my day :D
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there was a flood in Tennessee so they got something rigt for once
Wow, this is awesome. Will follow you on twitter!
I love this site, your witty comments and their vital ephinanies make my days a little funnier everyday.
the only time i had people living above me, it was a mexican family. (not racist, i live in texas) and the feet stomping multiplied on various nights, along with the music.. i dont like “light latino” above my head in the wee hours of the morning…
but I can solve a rubik’s cube XD
Better than chocolate pelicans. lol.
Hey! Rubiks cubes are hard! My friend Sophie was taken to hospital while doing one…
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