Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Jen went down on Tom while he played a video game. Gross!” Was it Mario Kart? That would be the Nintendo equivalent to road head.
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hahaha, this made my day!
Pfft, way safer than giving real road head. And not gross, just stupid because the guys gonna be distracted and it would take way longer than it should. Can you say neck cramps?
Trippetta has a point. Not gross at all, but more work.
Um, wouldn’t it depend on the nature of “Tom”? I mean if Jen’s head was held in place by his “spare tire” then, yeah, that’s pretty gross and ALOT more work.
What Tripetta said.
@Sam: Well if the guy is gross to begin with, then yeah, giving him head would be gross anyway. The guy playing video games doesn’t make it gross though.
I think it’s more accurate to say that the head would be more distracting (at least it should be) than the game, leading to a Mario Kart pileup, an early finish to the race, and an expeditious climax to the whole situation.
I suspect, and more research will need to be conducted, that video game road head likely only adds a bit more time to the situation, keeping resulting neck injury at a bare minimum.
Uh huh. And you give a lot of bj’s do you? Obviously that’s possible if you’re gay, but if you’re straight, have you ever given a girl oral? From what I’ve heard, that causes severe neck cramping too, and any longer than it normally takes is not gonna help.
I must say, I’d hope anyone giving head would STOP before the pain got so bad it caused actual injury.
That doesn’t sound like that much fun. I’d think you’d have trouble concentrating on either one and be unable to enjoy either.
hahahaha awesome
psh.. I doubt it was mario cart. i bet it was modern warfare 2. Double points are to be awarded if it was WoW. ;) hahaha!
I like how somehow the comments turned into a debate about if it would be good video game head.. just made me chuckle…
It tends to end badly for the video game as head is a FAR more powerful distraction than even WoW.
I promise.
Tripetta…chill the hell out.
I think that Tom just won at everything forever.
Oh, God. My boyfriend asked for head while he played WoW. When I agreed, he told a friend who said ‘that’s like French resistance- it just doesn’t happen!’ I got a giggle out of that hehe.