Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Please thank your “bestie gay” for describing “road rimming” and “glory holes.” I wish straight people did cool shit like that.
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Ewww… That’s horribly…over-informative…
Heh, I’m gay – and I wish gay people did cool shit like that…
The real question is, who is her bestie straight? Does she categorize all her friends? Does this mean you are her bestie stalker/voyeur?
I better be their “bestie stalker!” Although, I dont know, there’s a pretty creepy dude living down the hall from them.
Charlie I thought you had jumped the shark with the thong post, but this is much more disturbing. I’m sorry for the “enlightening”
A sick and twisted part of me wants to know what the hell those things are…..
BTW:Bestie Gay is my new favorite phrase
now you know the real reason for cruise control. ;-)
If road rimming is what I think it is, it just sounds awkward. Road head is a good time for all, rimming would seem far more dangerous for the amount of pleasure received. So therefore I hope it is something else. Which means they may take my Gay Membership Card away for now knowing. At least I know what a glory hole is.
TMI? Why yes. Yes, it is.
I realized that these two girls are Rachel Green and Monica Geller, and that you, Charlie, are Mr. Heckles. I’m sorry, but you lose, Charlie.
Oh, I love how Friends applies to everything.
Someone needs to get familiar with urbandictionary.
I did a research paper on glory holes… and yeah, hepatitis much? Also… I imagine you’d have to be really flexible to engage in road rimming… just saying.
Umm, Mr. Heckles always banged on the ceiling and/or came to the apartment with complaints when they were ‘walking too loud.’ If anything, Charlie is equivalent to Monica and Rachel and the girls are equivalent to Ugly Naked Guy.
hahahah soooo true!
I’ve now found a new nickname for my best friend (who’s also gay). I love those girls!
wow.
just…wow.
Yes, Mr. Heckles did complain and your theory is more reasonable, however, I am just pointing out that there is a similarity between two girls living above a guy, and there being an odd relationship between them. But yes, Charlie is really more like Monica and Rachel and the girls are definatly Ugly Naked Guy. Thank you for the correction.
Ha, sorry, I’m a bit of a Friends enthusiast ;) I used to live next door to a Heckles, it wasn’t pretty :)
Friends is an amazing show, there should be no apologizing for the simple enjoyment of it at an extreme level. I, however, am still working my way through each season to make sure that I haven’t missed any episodes. I’m sorry for your Heckles =[
Just a random thought *you’re all thinking it* but how would one achieve RR? Sounds reeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy uncomfortable…
idk what any of these things are……