Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I just had such an OMG moment. This guy on the street lifted his cheek and let out the loudest fart!” It was meant to be silent!
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first comment!
There isnøt anything special or particularly dumb about her sentence… Are you losing it?
I’m pretty sure farting is always special. But, in answer to your question, yes I’m losing it.
something tells me he was the one who farted…so that’s why that statement took his notice.
do my sleuthing skills work here or am I just an idiot?
Second comment! Oh wait, is that not cool if this is my site?
It’s ONLY cool if it’s your site.
It makes it especially cool that it’s your site AND you were actually the third comment!
I know, I really screwed that one up.
5th. Charlie, I just can’t manage first! I’m much earlier than usual though.
Grace, you’ve done good. You’ve done REAL good.
Now, did they say oh my god, or O-M-G??
O-M-G
O-M-G??? that is only cool if it stands for Orange Moose Great
Overtly Manipulative Goose
Ovenbaked Macaroni Goulash
Offal Manufacturing Genius
Openly Masochistic Grandma?
Uhh…eighth?
And Charlie, I think their Chanel No.5 and Big Sexy Hair Spray is starting to leak through the ceiling.
Oh, how cool you all turn on him. ;)
lol…I meant “quickly” instead of cool…thats what I get for reading this instead of paying attention to class lecture.
I work for a professional business woman who says O-M-G…
Even when it’s typed I hear “oh my gosh” so why not just say it? Are we trying to be PC or something? Netspeak should not be vocalised! It’s a written language, lol
Don’t you mean, “Oh My God”
and “Laugh Out Loud”?
I went shopping at walmart yesterday and saw a woman pull an entire spine out of her cart…
I’m still a bit confused.
Oh, and the guy was TOTALLY trying to be stealthy, >.>… XD
and tomorrow is my 21st b,day! whoo!!
I used to work in the music department at Barnes & Noble. You’d be surprised how many people would let em rip while wearing the headphones thinking no one could hear them. Headphones may silence the world, but they do not silence farts.
So they didn’t recognize you, did they!
lifted his cheek?
I’m stuck on that awful mental image
Charlie is that how ya get the girls, lift a cheek and fart all ninja like at them? Lol…idk…..
Erm Charlie… Are you sure they aren’t on to you yet?
No matter who you are, farts are funny.
So, I have been following you for awhile and I’ve been thinking, you have many marriage proposals, but no sibling ones. Would you be my brother? If I tilt my head to the left we could look similar.
…I think you can fully appreciate the hilarity of this only if you’ve grown up with brothers…