Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

04

“The worst part about these stupid antibiotics is I can’t have any alcohol. I’d rather die.” I’d rather be on stupid antibiotics.

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  1. Emily says:

    first

  2. Katewho says:

    wow, she really likes the drink….

  3. llamalover says:

    yeah for being fiiirst!
    NOT!

  4. Jessica says:

    It kind of makes you wonder why she’s on antibiotics…

  5. Alisha says:

    I thought the worst part about antibiotics is that you were sick enough for your doctor to prescribe them…apparently I was misinformed :/

  6. Cindy says:

    Well if she had the alcohol with the antibiotics, then she might die…

  7. Emma says:

    I’d put some serious money on that the antibiotics are for an STD…

  8. ripley says:

    I think my sister may live above you.
    she says stupid things all the time.

  9. Maddie says:

    It’s a pet peeve of mine when people say that..

  10. Libby says:

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot!

  11. Sarah says:

    I hope she knows antibiotics cause birth control pills to fail. I would think that would be a pretty bad side effect.

    • charlie says:

      Antibiotics causes birth control pills to fail??? I gotta make a couple phone calls.

      • Erica says:

        Yeah they do, Charlie. Strange not many women know about that it. O_o

      • Emily says:

        I’m not sure I’m ready for a word of Clair and Cathy spawns….let’s pray they don’t have any drunken hook-ups while the antibiotics negate their birth control.

  12. Annette says:

    The worst part will be the impending VYI. Keep us posted on that, would you Charlie?

  13. Maxim says:

    @Charlie McDowell

    Enema shots anyone?

  14. Kate says:

    How dramatic….. at least they care a lot about the stupid stuff

  15. Shenanigans says:

    Woot woot! Go vodka! Jk

  16. Lumene says:

    *facepalm
    “Fine, drink dammit, one less stupid person for Charlie to listen to” says friend.

  17. Karah says:

    Wow two idiot girls AND a noisy booger machiene living above you. That’s a scary thought…

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  19. Brianna says:

    Hahaha, that made me snort.

  20. Sara says:

    Could those antibiotics be for an STD she caught while doing a “swipe check”?

  21. Kat says:

    If you’re sick enough to be on antibiotics I don’t think you’d be havin’ sex….. But who knows…. What do you think they would do if one of them got preganant?

    • AlexJess says:

      Somehow, I think they’d keep it. They probably heard something nasty about abortions. +1 on STD theory

      • Kat says:

        Oh my….. A poor baby to corrupt? I do hope someone would save the poor dear. And if she likes to drink so much….. Fetal alcohol syndrome anyone?

  22. Leigh says:

    antibiotics make birth control pills ineffective for the entire month, so even if they are feeling better, they may be able to get pregnant.

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