Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
13
“I would so whore myself out for tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.” You don’t wanna know the things I had to do to see Kenny Loggins.
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Interesting….
I was thinking the same thing.
So was I.
Kenny Loggins? No. New Kids On The Block Reunion Tour? Most definitely.
haha, now i cant stop singing footloose =D
i would whore myself out too for lady gaga tickets
bahahahhaha i LOVE this one! thanks as always char lie. . . by the way ii love Kenny Loggins! hahahahah
Am I the only person who doesn’t care for Lady GaGa?
I know someone who doesn’t like her… Odly enough her name was emily…
You’re not the only one. I don’t care for her a whole lot either. Good music, but nothing out of the ordinary…
Oh thank goodness…I just don’t like her holier than thou attitude.
I just like Cartman’s version of Poker Face.
Yes! That’s my favorite version XD
Oh but I WANT to know! Did it involve a sedated flamingo, a paperclip, and a walnut the size of a small dog?
no, that was for a cher concert =]
Ohhhh that’s RIGHT! My bad.
The scary thing is that they are probably serious…
how is that scary? it’s called economics.
agreed
Saw her perform at Lollapalooza. Glad I didn’t have to whore for it.
I would pay $29 to see Avenged Sevenfold. Oh wait, that is what I am doing. Lady Gaga sucks anyway.
I agree.
You know Charlie, these are hilarious and I really love what you are doing here, but a thought just occurred to me… What if the girls get word of this website, read some of the posts, and connect the dots?? I care for the safety of anyone this funny, so I thought I would ask.
Never would I have thought that I’d be agree with something said my Cathy or Claire…
You should so show up at there place with to tickets to Lady Gaga’s concert and see what happens
*too
*their
*two
And yes, awesome idea :D
DO IT!
What would you do for a Klondike bar
Things that are too bizarre and droll for the mere mortals on this website.
And stuff with a mongoose and an otamatone.
otamatone? q’uest que c’est?
It’s only the sexiest, most tear-jerkingly beautiful of instruments known to mankind.
Here’s Greensleeves on the Otamatone. I think the beauty speaks for itself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tRY
anything you asked me to do my lord. haha
OMG! Hahaha, made me giggle when I saw that. BUt I hate you. How could you kill your own family!?
Wait. I thought they were already whores.
Whoring oneself out is different than actually being a whore. You can’t get Lady Gaga tickets by just being a whore, you have to work to whore yourself out to someone who will then connect you to tickets :)
Ahhhh I see
The things people do for lady gaga.
I only whore myself out for folk concerts and riverdancing competions.
To each his own :)
Hahaa I think I’d whore myself ouut for new brushes. Yes, that would be nice…
Charlie, you should purchase some Lady Gaga tickets ;)
charlie, youre much too attractive and smart to have to hear them constantly(even though theyre stupidity is beyond amusing)
It’s only fair…I mean Lady GaGa whored herself out for a Lady GaGa concert, why not do the same?
“You know Charlie, these are hilarious and I really love what you are doing here, but a thought just occurred to me… What if the girls get word of this website, read some of the posts, and connect the dots?? I care for the safety of anyone this funny, so I thought I would ask”
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I think if the girls actually found out and connected the dots THEMSELVES, then the universe would implode.
Agreed.
For twenty years I’ve always looked forward to the weekend. This website has turned my world upside down and I now look forward to Monday, to read a new post.
What a nice thing to say, thank you.
I can only imagine what you would do for Loggins & Messina. =)
I just found out about this site today,and read all of the posts x]
ily claire&cathy<3
not gonna lie…i think i would whore myself out for Lady Gaga as well o.O
but I’m kinda worried what would be whoreish for these girls….
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