Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“Someone told me if you don’t sign your bill at a restaurant the meal’s free. We need to do this!” I’ll get your bail money ready.
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haha, was it you that told them that Charlie?
I wish I came up with that one!
haha, well you can take the credit when i tell this to my kid sister and her friends. sadly, they are at the mental level of your girls
I don’t know who should be considered stupider, them for believing this or the person that told them for know realizing that the girls would take them seriously…..
*not
charlie are you english? because for some reason i read the posts or comments you post i hear an english accent in my head :P
I’m half English. If you picture a really bad British accent, that’s me.
Charlie,
am devoted follower. these are great. i read them every day at my office (ssshhh) in s. korea. keep ’em comin
This site makes Math class so much more enjoyable.
These all sound like things i would say…or believe.
Do you live in an apartment with another girl above a guy named Charlie? (:
These Make my day! Although I have to ask, How in the world do you put up with these girls? They would drive me past the depths of insanity!
Not the Cliffs of Insanity?
No the depths of insanity is far worse than the cliffs of insanity.
you and charlie just made my day. charlie, for being charlie. and you for the cliffs of insanity. :D
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
Or you could just not post bail, and enjoy a night or two of quiet…wait. Then we wouldn’t have your site for a few days! Scratch that thought!
Hahahaha! Charlie, I was having the WORST day, and reading a week’s worth of your postings had me smiling again! You are seriously the coolest guy ever!
Seriously Charlie, I don’t know how you manage. I would be out of my mind by this point, assuming, of course, that you are not. Sadly, I’ve met people with similar intellects to that of these girls, and some of them had even evolved past the stage of monkeys. There are some… individuals, as I would call them for lack of a better title, who attend my school that would believe such idiotic ideas as this, as well as those who would exploit there idiocy and say such things them.
have you ever thought of making a desk calander out of all you posts?
Spellcheck suggestions:
collander
calendar
Haha nice
This has to be one of my favorite posts. Charlie’s you’re a genius.
Hahaha this made me crack up
…my six year old cousin, Kayla, is smarter.
Are they like mentally disabled or just plain old retarted?
“retarted”? yikes…
Sorry D:….
Ya, I don’t mean to be mean or to be a spelling fail.
…so ya D:
*Mentally disabled.
Last time I checked mentally disabled and retarded were synonyms. One is just a lot more offensive than the other
I was actually refering mostly to the spelling fail and the interesting irony of spelling ‘retarded’ wrong, not trying to be PC.
lol I work with 2 girls just like your 2, Charlie. They believe ANYTHING! Everyone at work messes with them. It’s hilarious!
do they live together in an apartment above someone named charlie?
lol no. they both live at home, with their mother.
This reminds me of the girls on my hall. Direct quote from this evening:
“Do you know that Justin’s like super sick?”
“What?”
“Justin! He’s like dying. He went to the hospital.”
“Of what?”
“Of sickness!”
I had to stop listening at that point. My brain cells were dying too quickly.
Do they live above an apartment with a guy named Charlie?
With Charlie??? Charlie, when did you move upstairs? Lol. Not a bad idea, there’d be more material for the site at least :D
Awww Charlie you care about them!
Wow, the comments on today’s post are particularly full of fail. haha!
Agreed.
This is great. You should make a video. 2 Girls, 1 Charlie. Just have them say stupid stuff in front of it. You, like the cup, would have to endure it all, of course. See how long the audience lasts.
haha
Wow, so stupid! You should tape a list of rediculous life success tips to their door.
good idea, but it would be nice if you could learn how to spell the word ridiculous.