Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
“Flush after you asparagus pee, Claire! I almost vomed all over the bathroom.” Don’t worry, I just “vomed” for all of us.
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Gross!!! hahaha
I just “vomed” in my mouth a little bit.
Now I have an excuse not to eat asparagus.
Thanks Charlie! :D
Should we be proud of their water conservation efforts?
are we even sure they know what asparagus is? Claire (Not me) may have a problem.
Oh dear lord.
If I had more faith in humanity I would think they knew about this site and set out to say stuff like this… but, well… we’re probably all doomed :P
At first I thought you made a typo.. Then I sighed, thinking to myself of course not, it’s just… them.
I love your site, you make me laugh! :)
lol! vommed! xD
Charlie you and your hilairious stories always make me laugh. You will always brighten my day no matter what and i thank you for that . Keep up the excellent work my friend! love you <3
Hey Charlie, If you made any money off this site wouldn’t you have to give some of the profit to the girls?
…Asparagus pee…?
I’m glad I’m not the only one that doesn’t understand what it is either! Can someone explain??
It makes pee spell really bad.
Good to know.
I knew there was a good reason why I didn’t eat asparagus. EWWW
Charlie.. are these actually the girls .. http://www.dearguybelowus.com ? or is it just you/some mega fan?
I doubt it because I thought he made up those names for them.
It’s not them. If you remember one of the first posts, Charlie named them Cathy and Claire, so it’s not their real names :)
It’s not the girls.
Christ, seriously???? Someone has wayyy too much time on their hands, and zero creativity
I don’t think the girls he’s describing would come up with the idea of making a website. Or even care.
…. odly enough, my little brother has actully referred to asparagus pee before. which just goes to show, those girls have the minds of 8 year olds
it took me a while to understand this, i think your site is affecting my brain capacity, Charlie…well, no surprise there, look who you write about
if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down…
This is why I don’t do asparagus.
How does the speaker even know the smell was because of asparagus?
You, sir, are a genius. I love your sarcasm. I just adore this website.