Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

21

“Dancing With the Stars is such a joke. Michael Bolton, a star, REALLY?!” Good thing they have The Situation and Bristol Palin.

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  1. Michelle says:

    look, The Situation DESERVES his fame.
    He very obviously has discernible talents.
    …like flexing..

  2. robots says:

    It’s official, I have nothing in common with these girls.
    (But I loved Michael Bolton in Office Space!)

  3. Justin says:

    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know, there’s nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it… until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    Samir: Hmm… well, why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.

  4. Emily says:

    Does fist pumping actually count as dancing?

  5. Charlie McDowell says:

    I don’t watch the show. How did Michael Bolton do? I’m gonna audibly cheer for him from now on.

  6. Hayley says:

    Charlie…
    1. how the HELL can someone be that freakin stupid?!
    2. since when did being pregnant at 16 make someone a star?
    it’s sad what this world has come to. :( i mean, i’m saying this and i’m a teenager…

    • M says:

      Sweetie, before you go around flaunting your age thinking that it (coupled with your opinions) will bring you respect, please learn how to properly capitalize.

      • Hayley says:

        ok, i wasn’t looking for respect. i just wanted to share my opinions. :) hey, at least i don’t type like a bunch retarded people who think TyPiNg LiEk DiS iZ kOol. XD

      • juiceytee says:

        LMFAO

      • ashley says:

        don’t hate on the girl over grammar… its the internet. &a blog for cryin out loud. I say kudos to her for calling out her peers, instead of following them like many sheep-like teens these days :)

  7. Brittany says:

    When I think of the Jersy shore people I hear a mix of Ozzy Osbourne and the peanuts teacher in my mind.

  8. Cassie says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpdmxIELv8w&feature=related

    Filming controversial Public Service Announcements makes you hella qualified to be on Dancing With the Stars.

  9. Maria says:

    The Situation is just a huge AIR-HEAD! He is soooooooo full of himself. Thanks to Len for burning him. He does have “the guns without the amo”! :)

  10. Nocturnesthesia says:

    I had to google The Situation. I’ll ignore the horrors I was subjected to, but still, I want that 45 seconds of my life back.

  11. Jess says:

    Who are these girls??? I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone THIS air-headed. But this blog is hilarious.

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