Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
03
“I wish I had hotter addictions like heroin and cocaine. Nasal spray isn’t sexy enough.” Don’t underestimate medicated nose water.
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Amy Winehouse sexy? LOL
There was a surprisingly low quantity of unicorns at the bagel shop this evening. Maybe Simba should return after all… Big Bird, fetch me the cellphone of wisdom! I wish to summon Simba and inform him of the lack of unicorns at the bagel shop! Hurry Big Bird! HURRY!
I have the same addiction! Except it’s not medicated nasal spray, it’s just a saline solution.
I suffer from dry nostrils.
They need to get on my addiction train. Badminton changes lives.
badminton? nice! try beating out Lin Dan and Chong Wei! i’ll be rooting for you.
Invite them to play badminton with you!
She is also addicted to stupid comments.
I don’t know that you can call stupidity an addiction, though,,,
It’s more like a birth defect. :/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stuff-My-Daughter-Says/142756542432449?v=wall
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THAT is sad.
why are u guys tlking about this chick being stupid when the girls above charlie are the real stupid ones?
I started reading your stuff and I started to get the feeling that I loved you. Then I saw the video with the dancing and I knew I shouldn’t have sent my boyfriend the link… sigh… Too bad it will never be. You have just been archived into my fantasies (I hope that’s not too creepy).
i read all the comments on your posts just waiting for you to say something witty and beautiful, *sigh*
I’m not sure what is more disturbing. That she thinks cocaine addictions are sexy or that she managed to get addicted to nasal spray.
Seriously…HOW?!
trust me, it’s not that hard. My mother is addicted. She got off of it for a while, but the she got a cold…..and the rest is history :D
I didn’t know nasal spray addiction was at all possible. I mean, it’d be one thing if it were nutmeg…
Looks like you’ve got some budding stalkers, Charlie. :{D Should be glad you’re not pre-pubescent with the appearance of a young girl, there’d be loads more.
These arent even funny anymore
I still wonder what would happen if the girls read your site. No more funny quotes? Or would they end in “oh, darn, Charlie is going to post that on his site. Wonder how many views it’ll have!” XD
This has never been sexy and never will. Even it was sexy the damage to your body wouldn’t be.
Would a neti pot be sexier?
I would totally befriend these girl and set up a rival website!
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An alternative addiction for the girls that would also be hilarious to overhear results of? Opera.
In case you all missed the second obvious…sex, hello!
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