Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
04
“Women always complain about getting older, but I’m totally excited for my MILF years.” So are your future son’s friends.
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Oh lol. Too funny
They are so optimistic!
uhhh what does “MILF” mean?
Mom I’d like to f*ck
ahhh now i get it! gracias heather!
Really?! is she not getting enough young boy toys right now?
Has she already forget the guy asking if she liked it? Sounded like to me she is already there.
I’m impressed. Who knew that she had plans for the future?
That’s assuming she doesn’t earn herself a Darwin Award before she reaches those years…
Oh god I pray for that day. However, we will lose out on the joy of hearing the stupidity.
Real Housewives 2035 here they come!
Forget MILFhood. I’m looking forward to cougardom!
Oh god, this means she’s planning on reproducing.
That is an incredibly scary thought. But think about the posts!!
“Oh, god, I dropped the baby in the toilet!”
I really do feel so sorry for any child under either of their care. :(
Wait, if she reproduces that means her kid is gonna be as dumb as her, right? Unless, they get more of their father’s genes.
Intelligence is not genetic. And even if it was I doubt a smart fellow would procreate with either of them.
Even if intelligence isn’t genetic, it’s nature vs. nurture; kids are inevitably influenced by their parents decisions, good and bad. So if they had children, there’s a fair chance they would pass their morals and values to their children, effectively continuing their idiocy. This isn’t always true; good kids can have stupid parents, but it sure doesn’t help them and makes it fair to say that, depending on their father’s influence, they could be just as stupid as their mother.
Excuse me Sarah Palin, but intelligence is genetic. And it is nurture. Intelligence is determined by both.
Jillian and Lauren, your comments made me laugh :)
She is so going to be that mom, who is asked not to chaperon her kid’s school dances anymore, because her dance moves are too “sexy”. http://www.classroomconfession.blogspot.com
Don’t worry I’m sure her heroin addiction will kill her first! If not some STD she tried to ignore will make her sterile (I’ll put money on it)…
I just read every single one of your letters. You’ve restored a little bit of my faith in humanity, and I salute you, Charlie McDowell.
Good to know that those two actually have plans for the future. Wonder who will have kids with them though.
D:
probably Charlie! ;D
nov 4th is my birthday and this totally made my day!
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I’ll go to the future to see for myself.
I really enjoyed ready this, thanks!
Charlie… your mom is a MILF. Just saying :)
It worries me that they plan on reproducing.
Fear and anxiety should not be a part of a childs lifechildren should not live in fear of their own fear and feelings