Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

12

“So I wanna be the employee or employer? I think I screwed that up in the interview.” Either way, I don’t think you got the job.

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  1. The Bug says:

    First

  2. Louisa says:

    Poor interviewer…that must have been the most awkward silence ever…

  3. Liz says:

    Ummmmmmm why is she tryin to get a job? Isn’t her daddy rich? Is he cutting her off?

  4. john says:

    she should work at BJ’s
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    The restaurant/ Brewhouse, get your minds out of the gutter!

    • Tom says:

      I was think more along the lines of Hooters.

      • Tom says:

        Damn. I mean thinking. Charlie, You should make it where we can edit our comments after we post them.

    • Matt says:

      I always thought it’d be funny if during the Holiday’s BJ’s had a special where they gave away nutcrackers, just imagine the tagline, “Come shop at BJ’s, you’ll bust a nut!”

  5. Tea says:

    I still cant decide if I sympathize or envy your living situation. It sure makes my day though.

  6. Melissa says:

    Screwed up in the interview? Is she kidding? Sign her up for The Apprentice. Then I might actually watch it. Well, probably not, but I’d like to know I would at least have the option.

  7. Marie says:

    D:
    How did she make it as far as the interview?

  8. rach says:

    These girls should have their own reality tv show…. ‘The Stupid Life’.

    I would totally watch it.

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    Female circumcision was ONLY done to keep the female from attaining orgasm, something that NEVER occurs with male circumcision.
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    • jdt says:

      I definitely left this under the wrong comment space. Damn! Fooled by the internets… Perhaps I should live above you :)

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