Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Thanks for leaving on the DVD menu to ’27 Dresses’ while you’re out of town. I’ve been meaning to listen to that loop 5,473 times.
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That loop is the best part of the movie
SECOND.
How did you know it was 27 dresses?
Because of the lack of a “like” button on here I’m forced to make this comment as a substitution for it.
Does she not know what the stop button is for. Or how to turn off a dvd player?
Have a happy Thanksgiving Charlie! Hopefully the rest of the day will be pleasant and noise-free.
Surely that is grounds for breaking into their apartment…that has to hold up in court.
You should get one of those TV-B-Gone remotes :)
That has to be miserable Charlie. Happy Thanksgiving :)
Even the dark lords followers can be kind on Thanksgiving, so, Happy Thanksgiving Weasley.
Pass the gravy?
Filthy mudbloods don’t get any gravy Granger
Bellatrix! You were invited, and I was. I think that’s all I really need to say.
ENOUGH WITH THE POTTER STUFF!! This isn’t a Potter role playing site! If anyone from the magical world wants to make a comment, have it be about whatever the Letter is about. Please and Thank You.
Leila, you strike me as someone who would be obsessed with Tw*light.
No. But I would tell them the same thing if they started up like you guys. Actually, I’d tell them to leave.
Leila, many people actually enjoy our presence. Don’t ruin it.
Leila, just because YOU don’t like it, doesn’t mean everyone else doesn’t either. You don’t have to read it and you definitely don’t have to make comments about it. it’s just a piss-off. this is coming from someone who actually enjoys these nice Harry Potter comments. so BAM! stop posting mean comments and go eat some chocolate frogs.
I love you guys! <3
Have to say I’m with Leila on this one.
Sean, you’ve broken my heart.
I think someone could use a strong dose of Euphoria Elixer..
True…but I’m not sure it would work on her…maybe something stronger?
She should stop by my office
I’d say some special magic brownies will do the trick. =)
D: Poor Charlie. Happy Thanksgiving.
Am i the only one who thinks they did it on purpose?
They’re onto you, Charlie!
ABORT! GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN MAN!
I’m pretty sure that’s an official torture method in several countries.
HAHAHA charlie – too funny! i love it :) happy thanksgiving…i’m thankful you’re sharing the humorous situation you are in because it makes my day!
It’s got to be better than the dvd loop of ’24’ that my poor neighbors suffered through the entire Christmas break.
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I’d just kill myself! I hate hearing things over and over again! Well they do have a blonde’s brain I feel really sorry for you. Happy Thanksgiving though! (Just get out when you haven’t gone crazy yet dude!)
I like how no one noticed the exact number in that.
EXACT same thing happened to me. same movie and everything.
i feel ur pain.
… you kept count?
He probably didn’t keep track, it is probably a ball park figure
But that movie is a classic!
Find a way to kill the power in the entire flat. It’s that, or listen to it 5473 times…
Stunned there are girls like that in the World, completely and utterly stunned. Thought that only happened in bad American movies.
This happens to me on a weekly basis.
I don’t mind it so much now that she has a boyfriend, because it’s a nice reprieve to the sex noises.
In my opinion, they won’t notice if you break in to their apartment to turn it off.
So many Harry’s, but which is my master?
None. You’re a free elf.
*wants to click “like” but sadly cannot*
Master gave Dobby a sock, remember?
P.S. You’re alive?!
Imposter Dobby is a free elf he has no masters!
Seriously though. How do you know it’s 27 Dresses?
Right?! It’s not just me.
Obviously I am the REAL Potter. Charlie, i grieve for you. Although, maybe, if given the chance, you would actually really enjoy 27 Dresses.. In fact. You could use this as an oppurtunity to strike up conversation with the girls! When they come home (unless they already have), politely knock on their door and tell them that you recently received 27 Dresses as a Thanksgiving present form your sister, and invite them down to watch it!
Although.. this could also appear to be a rather stalkerish, and creepy proposal so perhaps not.
I think half the readers missed that the turned the movie on and hit the repeat button and left! that was if “anyone” broke in, that “anyone” would think someone was home! because they think noone can hear…they are so loud they prolly can’t hear anyone, and oblivious, and sounds like the rest of the neighborhood is quite and good like charlie!…and since (it is their problemso) they wouldn’t call the cops, I bet the think everyone else in the world agrees!
It’s a good thing nobody says that, since it makes no sense….
he said it was the title slide, not the movie. You know, the beginning with the cool animation and cheesy music and pictures of smiling actors? Yeah, that one.
Y thank you! it really doesn’t tho does it! what I was trying to get out was that they probably think no one can hear them, because they probably don’t hear anyone else…seeing as they are so noisy! and all the other neighbors seem to be quiet and tempered…and since they are so self oriented they probably wouldn’t call the police in case of a robbery for anyone else and therfore assume no one would do it for them! is that better!
Do you think he went crazy enough to count how many times he listend to it?! lmbo!
It must be serious amounts of terrible if you kept count, Charlie. You should retaliate somehow…..
do you really thin k he went crazy enough to keep count?
The only appropriate retaliation is replaying a Porno. Loudly.
I quite like this option.
Also, we have the same name :3
I think you should clear a day invite some friends over and pretend to have an orgy. Go in shifts and make it last. I hope that by now you have memorized their schedule… You wouldn’t be a proper creeper if you didn’t. :D
Leave “A Series of Unfortunate Events” on it’s menu scree. It’s a great movie, but that ten second song will drive you insane!!!!
Oh i adore that movie. One of the best things to come out of the muggle world.
Maybe he tried out all the chick flick movie menus until he found the one that matched the musical loop of 27 Dresses.
i love how the ad next to his letter was to buy dresses :P cracked me up (:
Do they know you have this site? haha
Thank you for a wonderful post. I enjoyed it.
I feel that that count seems fairly accurate.
Loved the post, hope it’s over!
Oh and btw, what is with all the spam??
you know the site is good if it has people spamming it.
am i the only one that thinks the dvd menu getting burned on to their tv will be punishment enough?
they’ll probably put the TV on the wall, replacing some of the fine art they have in their apartment.
Casino 1291134663…
Casino 1291134663…
Dude, two words, universal remote control. Okay that was three words.
I feel for you, really I do, our neighbors left “Crazy Bitch” playing on repeat for an entire day and left it on high. My husband went to work singing, “hey you’re a crazy bitch…” and he hates the song.
Another Title…
I saw this really good post today….
HAHAHAH. They should make an auto-shutoff on DVD players.