Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“So this is fiction or non fiction? I’m confused, why can’t we just say real life or fake life?” Okay, Harry Potter is fake life.
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not real life? >.>
I must agree with you. Bitch.
Charlie Charlie Charlie, you got it all wrong….
I worked so hard to conquer a fake life?!?
Good thing you spent a majority of your torn up life after you killed my parents trying to kill me which would amount to nothing for you. Jokes on you!
Sucks don’t it?
I’m just happy to know there’s bounded paper up there that isn’t glossy.
Do we think they can read that much? I would have assumed they just watched the movies.
It’s gottq be the movies…and these days when everything looks so real it gets hard to tell dontcha know then!
O.O They read Harry Potter? That is awesome! Maybe there is hope for them!!!!!!!! :D
Tell the truth Charlie. You chuckled when you heard this because you knew it would delight your army of fans “named” after Potter characters. “Bimbo gold!”
:D
That was my first thought when I saw today’s post. ^_^
I’m caught between insulted and amused.. perhaps I’ll lean towards insulted. -.-
Oh good, you did get my meaning then. >D
Honestly… it seems quite.. irrelevant. Ahaha. XD
And pretending to be the characters from Harry Potter while posting ISN’T completely unrelated to this site?
This one was for you my faithful Potter readers.
P.S. Hermione is hot. I can say that now that she’s of age.
Charlie! *blushes*
And, Tripetta, we typically discuss something related.
Ugh. I’m having trouble with this new typing spell.
They read? Was it because Oprah recommended the book? Was it really Harry Potter?
My birthday’s April 18…just a heads up Charlie…
Ahh! My birthday post is Harry Potter related. This pleases me. ^.^
Happy birthday!
LUCKY!!! He didn’t even post on my birthday XD
Me either… :(
Happy Birthday! Sorry Maria.
I think a wrackspurt got them.
I agree with Luna.
I think the Nargles might’ve gone to Charlie’s brain…
Were they really talking about Harry Potter or do they really just not know what ‘fictional’ means?
I’m pretty sure they were referring to the movies not the book.
yes.
I first started reading Harry Potter when it first came out (I was seven). I read halfway through the series but stopped because my twin sister would call me “Harry Potty” and it really hurt my feelings back then. (Yes, I unfortunately fell into peer pressure…) But guess who has now read all the books twice and seen all the movies? None other than my twin sister… :/
does this mean I’m not really an orphan?
No Harry,
You really are an orphan. Who would put a silly idea like that into your head??
He is not!
I love you son.
Fiction starts with F. Fake starts with F. A little mnemonic device for them. Crap.. they probably don’t know what mnemonic is… =/
Ummm… fact starts with F too. This may confuse them further.
Oh damn, you’re right. There must be a way to help them distinguish between fiction and non-fiction…
Not to mention that they probably can’t spell mnemonic…
we missed school just to beat a fake dark lord? really?!??
Excuse me, but I do believe you are an impostor. -.-
No, no, no, Charlie. We are definately real. Not “fake life”
Did you post this as a sort of response to us?
You know what, if there was Internet in the wizarding world (AHEM YOU GUYS), their lives would’ve been so much easier.
HP: Wth is a horcrux?
HG: Just Google it Harry, honestly.
THINK OF THEIR SEARCHES!
‘What is the Chamber of Secrets’
‘History of Harry Potter’
‘How to find and destroy pieces of Voldemort’s soul’
‘If my headmaster keeps calling me up to his office for private ‘sessions’, is he gay?’
and
‘What is the true meaning of a Hufflepuff?’
Alright, that last one was from AVPM, but you get the gist of it.
*What the hell is a Hufflepuff?*
Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDers…
Anyhow, we were only recently modernized.
You must be really pissed off then :D
Tell me, how do you feel about all those fanfics about you and Draco ;)
… Hehe. (;
hey, we thought our little brother was the only one for Hermione !!!
He is! We’re just open to… adventures. (;
My friend is mad cause I’m not open to “adventures” with Draco. She called me a stupid Muggle. v.v
:O How rude!
The reason why they don’t use technology in Harry Potter is because Magic ruins it’s functionality. Nothing works right around Magic. If it did, then the books would be rather boring.
I know. We’ve figured out a few spells to block the mixtures of technology and magic. The Ministry is ecstatic.
ALSO, the books take place in the mid-to-late ’90s, when internet wasn’t nearly as advanced. Just imagine them trying to lug around a desktop and find a phone line so they could sit through the “EEEEELAKJDFLAKJDFJWAAAAAAA BOOPBEEPBOPPASDLFKJWEEEEEEEE” sound of dial-up. I think that might have disrupted the flow of the stories a bit.
LMBO! that may have been as funny as the origonal post…I love it! And I read all the Harry potty books, and convinced my friends to too! And I’ve seen all the movies! huge fan! makes this blog that much more amusing!
Comment if you found this on MLIA
*Comments*
*high-fives*
Rawr.
*comments also* a As soon as I read this post, I knew the comments were going to be fun to read!
I declare this Average!
MLIA?!
commented. lol i have to say the conversations on the comments are almost more amusing than the original post.
*comments*
Charlie, i watched your “the present” video and for a very brief moment when you’re running away you can see one of their faces for maybe 2 frames. It was either a really bad shot or they are very unattractive.
Are you really dating Haylie Duff?
In past comments he stated that he is not currently.
Correct Harry Potter would be fiction.
Wait… what? No, thats not right… Dad? What is going on here? Why do all these muggles think you are fake?
Well, lookie here! Muggles actually believe that whole thing was fake! Ah, magic is awesome. :D
What other things do you think these guys believe George?
You’re alive! :D
Fred! You’ve come back to us! Why didn’t you tell me, buddy?! And it’s incredible what muggles will believe these days! I mean, and we thought we had to HIDE it from them. Psh.
I just didn’t get around to it. I tell you though, I got a good snog or two in my travels. You know what I heard? Muggles think that vampires sparkle now, honestly who knows what’s next!
Sparkling vampires? Blimey, Fred, what sort of muggle came up with that one?! You mentioned snogging. Did any of those girls have sisters? ;)
I think so, just your type too!
I don’t believe it. Though one of my friends is a witch. She is in love with Draco and calls me a stupid muggle for not agreeing with her.
George, why do you know so much about muggles? Have you been taking trips with your father again?
No mum. Well, maybe. Ehehe…
*Is a huge fan of harry potter.* The posting as people from H. P. Was cool for about 1 post, okay for 1 post, and now it’s just annoying. Gr.
That’s the point of Weasley Wizard Weezes: Annoying people for your own enjoyment. Fred and I could supply the best ways to get back at us. For ten galleons a pop, that is.
Care to our inventory? We’ve got a good deal on our snackboxes right now.
Bloody hell! Those girls are mental!
Tell me about it
Scabbers, you can talk? Bloody hell! Fred! That means our experiments worked!
Kill him! It’s Peter Pettigrew!
Wait till i get my hands on him!
Really George?! We could make some serious profit with this!
Indeed,dear.
Unfortunately, I’ve never read Harry Potter, so I have no say in the matter O_o
*gasp!* Accio books 1-7! *hands them to you* Now read.
My six year old cousin had that problem with fiction and non-fiction. Then again, there probably isn’t much difference in IQ points.
I think they need air holes drilled in their skull so the oxygen can get to their brains ;)
Harry Potter is NOT fake life! It’s just NOT!
Agreed!
Charlie, very funny post today.
Question? What happened to all of the normal people who used to post comments on your blog? And NO I will not refer to them as “muggles”.
http://www.classroomconfession.blogspot.com
Our voices are small and few! we hide till we can rebel and reclaim that which is lost! join us! Muggles take the blog back! And non fictional people will leave real comments! instead of those advertisment robots! Ha! Ha! Ha! sorry! couldn’t help myself! It’s good to be crazy! afterall “everyones a little madd sometimes…” Cheshire cat! ;D
Of course the Muggles are supposed to think it’s a “fake life.” They keep the Obliviators busy enough already… we’d have to quadruple the number of employees in that department if they figured it out, and I’m just not sure we have that type of manpower right now.
Excellent Kingsley, excllent. Now lets not share that with the entire muggle population please.
Tell you what, let me buy you a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. I’m eating some right now!
Alas . . . earwax.
YOUR ALIVE!
Professor! You’re alive!
Nice to see you back to Dumbledore!
Oi! Professor! You had a good scare going there. Whole lot thought you were dead. Good to see you among the living!
Hush children, if you will. I am hiding from the Ministry. I do agree though, it is nice to be alive.
I just found out how this keyboard thing works. Okay, well, not HOW it works, but at least I’ve learned to use it. Do you guys think Molly will let me have one at home?
This interwebs thing is awesome. The muggles are so creative!
Hey dad! Don’t get your hopes up about mom, all those muggle devices don’t make much sense to her.
I guess you’re right. Remember that time with the lawnmover? Or earlier this year, when I tried to get a television to watch that Muggle Quidditch? What was that game’s name…?
Wasn’t it soccer or something? I wish we had one of those horns at home, it drive everyone mad! Want to go find one George?
Sounds like a plan, Fred!
Arthur, please don’t refer to me by my first name on the interweb things. I dont want the children calling me “molly”. And I rather enjoy these computer things. I will get you one for christmas i think.
Oh, mum, could I use it too? It’s a lot easier to sell merchandise over this thingamabob instead of in our little shop.
you’ll have to take that up with your father
my birthday is april 18th too! obviously since im your twin sister. And i saw that lovely post you worte about me…thanks??
Filthy blood traitor Weasleys, clear out of here!
Agreed.
Okay you guys this is kinda getting out of hand. This is not a Harry potter forumn. If you want one of those I would be glad to suggest one. Please keep your comments about the post, not Harry Potter.
Thx, :D
Bah! Humbug…
If there was a like button, I’d click it.
Um.. I’d beg to differ, Harry Potter is most certainly a real boy!
Alas, Cedric :)
I do agree however.
Now this is just great! More back from the dead, how’s it feel Cedric?
I don’t imagine that coming back as a sparkly vampire is that much fun.
Harry Potter is so “real life” curse those Muggles.
Charlie, I think you hit a gold mine with this one.
xoxo,
Mimi
(a muggle and proud of it!!!!!!)
Cedric?!!!!
how dare they? Harry Potter is TOTALLY real. Just look at the evidence. Dumbledore didn’t DIE, he simply went to the North Pole and disguised himself as Santa. The reindeer’s are thestrals, rudolph’s nose is red because Dumbledore cast “Lumos rojo” on his nose. The elves are HOUSE ELVES. You never see Santa because he uses the Disillusionment Charm. This proves that Harry Potter is DEFINETLY REAL.
Good point,but Luna!! Did you marry a Lestrange?? Your last name was Lovegood!!
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pie.
good to see you back gorge :D
Are you talking to me? Hello! I believe it was Fred who was missed though. My ear is still missing in case anyone is wondering why my head looks lopsided, which my aunt was so kind to point out. All those numbers… is that part of this internet thing? Should I be concerned?
Well don’t I feel missed.
I misssed you, mum has been so sad since you died. she hasn’t even been yelling at ron
and for the record im a guy. so to all guys above me, your not alone :)
Oh charlie, those silly silly girls!
-skips all the annoying Harry Potter characters-
:) Thanks again Charlie for the post! Other people obviously don’t know the difference either.
At least you get SOME enjoyment out of them making a bunch of noise, right?
Also, I do believe he never said they were actually talking about the movies or books. It was an example.
we know
Not everyone did, because they were saying they couldn’t read and that they had to be talking about the movies. I wasn’t talking about you guys.
Our lives our average.
. . . is it bad that I get what she’s saying? . . . I still get confused by the two. . .
….last time i checked,i was real…
This post and the comments are such a win. I can’t even-
omg this is the best thing ever. harry potter fans, starkids, and MLIAers all in one XD i laughed so hard (harry is soooo real)
Dear Charlie,
Daniel Radcliffe disagrees with you (;
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/24/daniel-radcliffe-is-a-little-confused-in-funny-or-die-clip/?iref=obnetwork
i really really wish i could like comments on this site <3