Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

03

“So far my biggest disappointment of 2010 was realizing that real bowling is way harder than Wii bowling.” You’ve had a rough year.

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  1. Charlie McDowell says:

    That disappointment was so 2007.

    • Alicia says:

      You know you’re addicted to Wii when it feels like you got punched multiple times in both arms, but you were actually just playing Wii Sports the whole day.

      • Emily says:

        My little sister and I spent all day trying to get to “pro” level on Wii bowling…the next day I couldn’t move my arm. How sad is that?

      • Sam says:

        no that meens u r really unfit

      • Valencia says:

        You know when you’re addicted to the wii when you throw your arm muscle on a virtual sport. You know when you have problems with the wii when you get out of breath playing tennis.

  2. Trippetta says:

    Then again, you’re usually not in danger of destroying your TV with a flying controller if you’re doing real bowling.

  3. Matt says:

    Point taken. It’s much less exciting as well.

    1001awfulthings.com

  4. Walker says:

    Nintendo Wii….Letting unskilled people think sports are easy since 2007.

  5. Mike says:

    It’s even worse with Wii Golf, I can actually get close to my bowling score

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  7. Jena says:

    bbwwahahaa.

    Kinda like how real life is harder than fake life.

  8. Theresa says:

    most real life situations are a little more difficult than the video games..sorry girls-life has challenges, including real bowling

  9. Charlotte says:

    I think, I may actually love you.

  10. Taylor D says:

    I wonder if they’re starting to think about their New Year’s “Revolutions” yet, haha

  11. Liz says:

    Maybe she’s a zen master?

  12. Nyr says:

    I wonder if they broke a nail.

  13. Sammie-chan says:

    Hmmm I don’t know… what’s harder… lifting up a 5-pound bowling ball (not sure if that’s how much bowl balls weigh anymore, been a while) or a 1/4-pound (if that) Wii Remote.?

  14. trendywendy says:

    I can’t wait until they try wii snowboarding.

  15. Kingsley Shacklebolt says:

    Just wait until they find out that Farmville is not an accurate representation of farm life. Minds will be blown.

    • Dolores Umbridge says:

      Kingsley? What are you doing? We must not meddle in filthy Muggle antics! I hope you realize that ‘bowling’ is something so incredibly Muggle that I may have to report you.

    • Dolores Umbridge says:

      Also, as wizards, we do not need to ‘farm.’ Just pointing it out.

      • Voldemort says:

        Ah, Dolores. I have told you many times not associate with anyone that is sided with Dumbledore and Harry Potter

  16. Kathy says:

    I hate to spam, but I can’t think of another site where people who think like me who might find it in their hearts to consider going to this site.

    http://alookatsimplelife.blogspot.com/

    It’s almost as awesome as DGAM! Sort of!

  17. Charlala says:

    Either way, jumping up and down and flailing your arms to signal the ball to change direction does nada.

  18. Rose says:

    Priceless. This blog is the biggest boost to my self esteem since Miss South Carolina’s soliloquy.

  19. Sarah says:

    I accidentally clubbed my 4-year-old in the head with a Wii remote while bowling. That was definitely a low point in my life.

  20. Marie says:

    I hate bowling. Bowling alleys smell like feet and bowling sucks anyway.

  21. Christie Belanger says:

    I hate bowling, but because I suck. So whenever a group of friends wants to bowl I head to the arcade area. I kick ass at most games.

  22. kaviHARI says:

    best best

    best

  23. *Nina* says:

    This made me lol so much :D

  24. Nikolus says:

    I want to live where you are too =( when can i join you??

  25. Deven says:

    HAHAHAHA. This one is priceless.

  26. Alphasoul says:

    I posted this on my Tumblr haha. Alphasoul.tumblr.com

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