Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

06

“What was that amazing dish called that we had at the Hanukkah dinner? Fried yarmulkes?” They must be Orthodox.

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  1. FindingNemo says:

    im guessing they meant latkas or something..

  2. Prismoo says:

    I can trust these girls completely as my walking encyclopedias.

  3. Anna says:

    Oh. Dear. God.

    Charlie, do you repeat these in real time or do you have a ‘stash’ of stupid comments? Because, honestly, I find it astounding (in an incredibly negative way) that anyone can be THIS ignorant so often.

  4. Alicia says:

    Man, I wish I had two idiotic girls living above me. Some people are just so lucky…

  5. Matt says:

    mmmm….. Fried yarmulkes sound delicious…

    1001awfulthings.com

  6. Theresa says:

    i found a way to get my own seat in the bus…read this website and chuckle to myself. i shall test this theory tomorrow. thank you Charlie

  7. Emily says:

    Yarmulkes sound more like a noise people make when throwing up…

  8. Trippetta says:

    They ate fried little hats? Potato pancakes sound tastier

  9. Liz Lemon says:

    If they were at a Hanukkah dinner, that must mean they were in the vicinity of lit candles.

    That’s risky ‘it’.

    Lemon out.

  10. flare says:

    The more I read this blog, the more it reminds me of this group of girls I had to suffer through 3 1/2 out of 4 years of high school/hair dressing school with.

  11. Sarah :) says:

    well someone totally knows what they’re talking about..
    happy channukah :)

  12. Stephanie says:

    Oy veh….

  13. Penny Lane says:

    I’m reminded of this site every time I hear downstairs neighbor yelling into his phone in Somali, the ridiculous people upstairs throwing parties that somehow involve stomping on the floor or vacuuming at precisely 2pm every day – and lord only knows what they do at night, but it doesn’t sound like typical “night noises.” But Charlie, then i read your site and remember how lucky I am.

  14. becca says:

    fried yarmulkes?
    good to know that they have a good taste in food. only the best for the GAM.

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  16. Sarah says:

    In their defense, you could probably fry anything and it would taste good. Maybe they did eat fried hats. Who are we to judge?

  17. trendywendy says:

    Gotta love hot not-Jewish girls.

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