Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

08

Glad to help. GAM: Are you the whistler? Me: Not that I’m aware of. GAM: We hear whistling at night. Me: I make tea? GAM: Ohhhhhh.

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  1. john says:

    Nice way to mess with em ;)

  2. Aimee- WTF! says:

    Now you need to get a kettle for each burner and tune them to some howling lovesong.

  3. Hannibal Lecter says:

    haha have they stopped referring to you as ‘the hairy guy’ yet?

  4. Alexis says:

    Charlie, I’ve read that you’re dating Kristin Chenoweth and I’ve also read you’re dating Rooney Mara, which one is it??? Way to go stud!

  5. Matt says:

    “The Whistler”. Sounds like a super-hero!

    1001awfulthings.com

  6. Fliss says:

    Or an old man who wolf whistles at pretty young things :D

  7. Deven says:

    So does that make your mom whistlers mother :=)

  8. Bridget says:

    Again, I thought they couldn’t hear you? Oh well. You’d think that they’d be able to be able to tell the difference between whistling a tune and a kettle’s whistle…unless they’ve never learned how to whistle well.

  9. Métis says:

    “we hear whistling at night”
    I was starting to worry about their mental health…

  10. Betsy says:

    I love the stories of face-to-face interaction. :)

  11. Charlie McDowell says:

    I almost peed my pants. I thought “whistler” was a code word or something. But no, just a typical GAM conversation in the flesh.

    • Emily says:

      Glad to see y’all are actually communicating aside from leaving pillows outside their door..

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  13. Jordan says:

    Oh goodness. You should have answered “ah yes, I am quite the long note whistler.” I wouldn’t have doubted you.

  14. Ashlee says:

    I love how they don’t have individual identities anymore

  15. Madison says:

    What kind of tea? Just curious

  16. Taylor says:

    To freaking funny(:

  17. Antoinette says:

    All of your posts make me chuckle, but this one made me laugh to tears. Thank you for making me laugh every day!

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      Did you teach my 9th grade math class? If so, I’m sorry for creating “disruptive energy in the class.”

      • Taylor D says:

        Haha, if she really turns out to be your teacher that would just be epic:)

      • Antoinette says:

        You had a teacher named Antoinette, I have a dog named Charlie (and I don’t mean that disrespectfully). I think we’re even.

  18. Caelaa says:

    Hahahahaha, this one made me laugh exceptionally.

  19. TCM says:

    oh, how i will cry the day these girls find out about this website.

    • SnoBoarder says:

      that would be fantastic. they would (hopefully) realise exactly how stupid they are.. or if they didnt then charlie would have a great story to tell haha

  20. Theresa says:

    thank you for making my computer class funny :D class just got a lot more interesting

  21. big bad bear says:

    haha, my favorite of all time! can’t believe they actually mentioned it.

  22. Lord Voldemort says:

    The whistler sounds like an awesome bad guy name, Screw Voldemort, IM THE WHISTLER NOW!

  23. Hermione Granger says:

    *gasp*

  24. Lee says:

    Man, I wish I had neighbors like yours. Mines are gang-members, pregnant teens, drug-dealers, and stay-home moms.

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