Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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I just don’t relate to my family anymore. Miss you guys. Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas! :)
You’re hot even when you look sad!
The one in your left hand suits your better. :)
Exactly what I was thinking.
the left one is cute. bet you can rock it!
A little Christmas story to share: a family friend’s three-year-old opens the door to the bathroom I am in. I sit on the floor, naked, trimming my toenails. Her: Where’s your doggie? Me: Not in here. Her: Are you naked? Me: Yes. Her: Why? Me: I have no idea.
You have to admit, it was a pretty valid question. One time I was at an aunt’s house and my sister Theresa and one of my cousins were making fun of me, so I went in the bathroom and cried. I finished crying in a few minutes but I didn’t wanna go out and talk to them, so I just stayed in the bathroom. Well, it got really boring, so I took some shaving cream in my hand and started playing around with it for no particular reason. Of course I forgot to lock the door and they both flung it open right at that moment, to see me sitting on the closed toilet lid with shaving cream all over my hands, at which point they made even more fun of me. I didn’t have an answer to the question “why”, either.
Oh, and that’s a pretty cool looking dog in that picture, by the way.
i kinda feel sorry for the three yr old. im sure she didn’t ask santa to see a naked man for xmas..
Dane cook did!
Ohh Charlie, you make me smile. =). Merry Christmas!!
You really do look cute when your sad…but you look cute all the time anyway :)
oh goodness….i’m confused to as why you were trimming your toenails naked, but more concerned on why you didnt lock the door!
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Merry Christmas Charlie!
Also, great story. Im sure that three year old will be telling it again, to a therapist, some day ;)
Have a great new year too!
I don’t think you look hot when you are sad (actually you look puzzled) but I bet you look hot in those boots! Buono Natale Charlie!
Merry Christmas, Charlie.
Merry Christmas, Charlie!
This website makes my day, everyday.
My Christmas gift to you, an excerpt from John Waters’ Female Trouble. Cha Cha heels for Christmas:
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what happens if the girls find this site?
I’ve always wondered that as well.
we all die
do you think they would be able to realize this is about them??
I bet they read this site daily and laugh at it not realizing that it’s about them :)
well, charlie, i really like the one on the right. it really goes with your eyes! :D
I’m trying to figure out if you’re being sarcastic or if you really miss them…..
I’m also really confused as to why you are holding heels in your hand…..one for each of them maybe? haha Merry Christmas!
Well, I’m not gonna lie, I prefer those nice peep toe pumps in your right hand. Always a classic.
Hope your Christmas has been good! Did you get the girls anything? If so, did you record the giving process?? I would love to see it!!
Merry Christmas, Charlie
Aww. I got to agree with everyone that you do look adorable, I especialy like the boyish lightning t-shirt. I think it’s really cool that you posted on Christmas Char, I’m not sure anyone else is dedicated to do anything on Christmas, well except maybe eating. Thanks again for making me laugh:) Oh, nice pumps by the way.
Thanks Charlie, Merry Christmas to you!
You know, just curious, do you read all the comments? And if you do, do you think the girls know about your site? They seem to be up on the internet and magazines, and other hip, awesome stuff.
p.s. I’m so gonna be a creeper like the others and say you are not too shabby looking. Although, I’m positive I’m jailbait, so we will continue this later.
Yes, I do read most of the comments. As far as I know the girls don’t know about the site. And if they do they have no clue it’s me.
How would they not know it was you? Your picture is only up at the top of the site. :D
Are they really as dumb as you make them out to be? Are they just trust fund babies?
You are just so cute. Why can’t we have more guys like you? *sigh*
Cause I locked away a bunch of them in my closet.
IT’S BEEN THREE YEARS!!! WE JUST FINISHED THE LAST SHOE, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME FOOD OR BE LET FREE NOW???? Please and Thank you
I out of breath from playing the Michael Jackson Experience video game for Wii. Anyone else play it over the holidays?
Unfortunately I’m out of the loop on this one ’cause sadly I don’t have Wii:( Although it’d be funny if next time you play you should totally record it and then post it as the next youtube video for the GAMs.
*gasp* yes… Yes… YES! YES!!! DO IT!
– Glen Quagmire
We had some HALO and Fallout going on in our house. Not a bad Christmas combo if I do say so myself.
I haven’t played the Michael Jackson game, but I played Dance Central for the new xbox… so intense…
I played MJ Experience at my roommate’s house before Christmas. I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun waving my arms and dancing around.
It is a good game, but tiring lol. I had to take a break after a few songs!
I have a pair very similar to the ones on the right…
Merry late Christmas Charlie!
^^^nice story by the way
Why is everyone throwing themselves at Charlie, ya we get it he’s ” Cute even when he’s sad “, but seriously you all sound pathetic
agreed!
Disagree! <—- from my ego.
It’s healthy to give out compliments :D Wouldn’t you like it if like 20 people called you cute everyday?
Yes I would…It’s When they all say will you marry me everyday you see them that gets tough! ;D Though Charlie it would be appreciated if you could let some of those other guys outta your closet… Go knows i’d like to meet someone nice, funny, and inventive! Tho maybe lower profile…privacy is nice!
Merry Christmas Charlie! I’ve been really ill but reading your posts makes me feel better =D
Yeah my sisters gave me a pair of high heels as a joke one Christmas.
Ah, the memories.
Well that’s unfortunate. Were they at least cute, or were they like ugly old-lady-looking shoes?
The shoe in your left hand is cuter, but the one in your right hand would PERFECTLY complement this handbag I could loan you…
Charlie, have you ever thought about sending them an actual letter? Just for fun, I mean, and sign if D. Gam. I think it would be well worth your time.
Okay..so WAY off topic…but ask someone what a goatee is and it is almost guaranteed they will touch their face. Seriously, try it. Just a little fun fact i had to share with you all.
Let me guess… MLIA?
YEAH! ;D
All this attention
From girls who think he’s “so cute!”
You know he likes it
It’s my New Year’s resolution to write a related poem for every DGAM letter (either from the actual letter or a topic from the comments section)… I just started a little early. This one’s a haiku. Enjoy.
I hate to be a know-it-all, but a haiku is 5,7,5. and yours was 5,8,5
then i’m sure you would really hate to a self-proclaimed “know-it-all” who is wrong.
“From girls who think he’s “so cute!”” is 7 syllables
And I hate to be a bitch, but you I think you need to learn how to count before you try to (unsuccesfully) prove me wrong.
um, I just counted it is seven.
from girls who think he’s so cute
all are one syllable. durrrrrrr
aaaaaand you’re adorable. missing the beard though. happy holidays!
You are so handsome and hilarious. I wish I had gotten you for christmas.
I’m still available for Kwanzaa.
which started today! Hazah :)
I just imagined you in a big Kwanza robe with tons of girls around you feeding you grapes and fanning you with huge leaves.
Kwanzaa, new years, groundhog day…I’ll take what I can get :)
i love your witty responses :)
Merry Day After Christmas Charlie! Obviously the shoes are to complete the ensemble http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g
Yo, Chaz. The left shoe is way hotter. FYI.
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I hope you had a wonderful Christmas. As a thank you for all the laughs, you can go to my blog and pick out a treat and I’ll send it to you.
Drat – forgot pertinent info – http://cookiebakerlynn.blogspot.com/
I can’t see your photo and it saddens me.
…
Women are worldly minded gold diggers. Beware….
Charlie, I (like several other people) cannot see your picture. Can you fix it?? :(
Ted Danson was on Rachael Ray or some show earlier today and I thought of you! And Elf is my favorite Christmas movie so now when I watch it around the holidays I see your mom’s character I think of you and laugh. I just don’t understand how these girls haven’t found out yet!
I just read all of your posts from the beginning with my friend Emma. I just wanted to say thank you :)
also. I think you’re supermegafoxyawesomehot.
totally awesome
yeah. cause together we’re totally awesome!
wait…did someone say Draco Malfoy? okay now I’m done geeking up your page. Merry Christmas!
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It ‘s the glasses that do it……
i had a semi sad christmas. my birthday is on christmas and due to the fact that it is a major holiday to most of my friends, i often don’t get acknolaged.
it makes me sad.
i just wanted to talk about it
I haven’t gotten a chance to visit for the past week and I’ve really missed it. Merry Christmas, Charlie. I’m really excited that you’re wearing a Sheldon shirt! :)
I got Glee Karaoke for Christmas.
Hit me up if you want to hear my rendition of Don’t Rain on My Parade. I’m better than Babs.
Charlie – Isn’t that a shirt Sheldon from Big Bang Theory wears? If so, very nice :o)