Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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I see you’ve chosen a 2011 New Years “Revolution.” I really hope that “mastering how to make the perfect toast” works out for you.
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To be fair, I burned toast a little too often in 2010.
such high goals in life
Haha I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve dived over to my toaster in a panic trying to stop it before my toast went completely black =P You just can’t rely on it to make toast properly!
Even so, I think making it one of her New Year’s “revolutions” is going a bit far…
Finally.
They are so gonna burn the apartment down.
agreed, maybe someone should introduce them to a fire extinguisher… But atleast they arent going to make flambé or something. I would be super worried then
I have 1 word for this. Wow.
have they figured out that it’s actually resolutions and not revolutions yet?
and yes, toasters are evil. They rarely seem to make perfect toast. Or maybe I just need to get a new one. hmmm…
I think that if they are really going to be working hard at this new years “revolution,” it will take a lot of practice…
Maybe you should try to score some free toast.
They create countless smiles and poorly timed effeminate giggles. They are loved and hated. They have been abused and glorified all at once. To the man who shared them with the internet world, and to the brains who keep on surprising us.
A toast to the Girls Above Charlie!
Hear Hear!
(A perfect toast?)
hear hear!!
Pretty darn perfect!
My new years ‘revolution’ is to find you Charlie and eat you <3
Well, that’s just…interesting.
Better start running, Charlie.
I’ll start preparing myself in broth.
So accommodating. That is what we love about you. Could you also start eating more pine nuts. You look a little lanky and that gets rid of any gamey flavor. O.k. too far, I just grossed myself out.
Cygnus- no, thank you. All the better to eat him with m’dear<3
I’m sure they decided to make such a “revolution” so they could quote one of the characters of Jane Austen’s unfinished novel Sanditon: “I am an excellent toaster”.
PS. Please, check if you and your apartment are properly insured.
PPS: And in the book they do mean the edible, not the drinkable kind of toast. The characters are sitting in front of a fireplace with pieces of bread on sticks and one gentleman offers to toast some bread for the heroine.
Well, at least they’re eating carbs now…
Where have you been, Charlie?
We thought you died.
I was out of town for a few days. Back in the letter writing cave now.
Oh, never mind, I read the comments on the last post.
Man, what a revolution. They must take their toast very seriously.
The only toaster I can count on is the Brave Little Toaster.
GREAT movie.
Not just great; life changing.
=D I forgot about the movie…I love it, it’so funny and cute. I havn’t seen it in forever though =D
I think it’s good that they’re setting attainable ‘revolutions’. So many fail to keep the promises they make at the turn of a new year….. Although mastering the craft of perfect toast may still be even a bit out of their reach.
Exactly Momentie! I can’t make scrambled eggs so that’s one of mine & not to start smoking because I never have!
Hey that’s a great revolution! If they can figure out how to make a toaster toast bread the same way twice, they will be remembered throughout the ages.
So you say you want a revolution…
well, you know…we all want to change your head….
I suggest the if you smell smoke, run like hell, cause their “perfect toast” might be the death of you.
XD I think I called it a “New Years Revolution” when I
was five…but then again, I didn’t know how to make toast either.
A post about toast;
How very strange indeed.
They’re trading poles for goals,
I know, It’s hars to believe.
And even though they’re jests,
I bid them well on their quest:
“To make the perfect toast”
The best yet on the coast.
I wish Morgan Freeman could read me this. Nicely done.
Thanks. And I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
For a split second, I thought she meant “toast” as in wedding toasts, but then I realized who was talking…Charlie, I really would stock up on smoke alarms and fire extinguishers. Good luck, and may the force be with you. :D
Last year they said “Revolution” too.
I guess those extra pilate classes they were going to do in 2010 didn’t help clear their heads.
Man, my mind went straight to weddings and how maybe these girls go to lots of them and so toasting is a skill worth developing.
Charlie! I missed you <3
I also thought they were talking about toasting at parties or weddings.
I have to say the best “revolution” I heard this year was from my 12-year-old cousin. His mom asked him what his resolution was and he said, “To be even crabbier in the morning!”
You make my days so much brighter. Thank you =)
Hahaha!!!! i lov eu charlie! and im sorry that u have to deal with the two girls above u
this toast is revolutionary!!!
she should really learn how to make a perfect sandwich.
*like*
They made a new year’s revolution last year too. x] I checked.
Also, I spelled alias wrong before. My bad.
This is actually not the first time I’ve given this link to someone, these instructions are life changing.
http://reviews.ebay.com/How-to-make-perfect-toast_W0QQugidZ10000000001913535
No chance she meant a toast as in the little speech before the merry clinking of glasses?
who are we talking about here? (Answer: the two stupid girls above Charlie)
im pretty sure they ment the toast that u eat.
The girls may be on to something here…there is always the little line at the top, that doesn’t quite fit into the toaster…or am I the only one to get annoyed by that? xD
Put the bread in sideways.
But isn’t bread more wide than tall?
Somebody has said this somewhere up on this long page of comments but…..
Really. They should learn to make sandwiches. They’d be so happy with themselves later.
He could get some knock-offs, but may not like what he hears…
http://1001awfulthings.com
I found this hysterical until I reflected on my toast failures..
*like
P.S. Same with me haha I fail at toast making.
Perfect toast=love <3
Lol they need to buy a toaster oven very handy indeed! I bet Charlie has one, eh?
The way to make perfect toast is, to cook it on grill setting in the oven so you can control how burnt it is.
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Haha thanks as a way for pointing this out….
No matter how perfect your toast is, the toaster will still scare the crap out of you.