Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“My mom said I look sturdy. I’m trying not to get mad and just know she’s upset about turning 50.” That’s really big–SMALL of you.
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These girls are hilariously stupid.
My dad admitted to me the other day that when I was a kid and playing soccer, he would say under his breath, “Well there goes Fatty McDowell trotting down the field.” Definitely my “sturdy” moment.
Like Monica on Friends!
Haha! Your father is hilarious. You guys are just short. (shorter than me) You just filled out your frame really well.
My mom admitted that when we had field day in elementary school and I thought she was rooting me on, she was really just laughing at me because I kicked my ass when I ran.
Yeah and then she fell…haha but I did the same thing so I don’t have a lot of room to talk.
P.S. How do some people have really cool avatar thingys…?I don’t know how to change mine!!
I’m guessing maybe that’s just your dad’s British humor.At least I hope so, for your sake.
British humor is really the only kind of humor. Everything else tries to reach it’s level but just fails :]
Well, my little sister STILL refers to me as “Thunder Thighs” even though we share clothes..
Charlie! Do you really hear these types of gems every single day??
I aspire to live meet these girls… top of my bucket list :)
Well… Is she sturdy?
Something in my heart of hearts makes me doubt that a girl this shallow could be “sturdy”.
Oh my gosh. I can’t even imagine what you hear every day Charlie. It must be very entertaining.
I refuse to believe that those two are real. If I’m wrong, then we are doomed as a race…
Wow, they care so much for their mums…
At least she didn’t tell her she has child-bearing hips! MY mother told me that one day to “console” me as I was lamenting the size of my trunk-junk.
There isn’t a damn thing wrong with a curvaceous woman
Thank you. My thoughts exactly. No reason to be ashamed of something like that. ^_^
Hear, hear! In my opinion woman should be plenty ‘sturdy’. Trunk junk and wide hips are a wonderful part of that.
So how are skinny bitches supposed to feel now?
Just a random thing that you probably don’t care about…I finally got an A on my english paper…He told me my poem was extremely good :) ….Told you it was worthless but I am proud of myself. :)
Congrats! :) You didn’t need my help after all. Good job.
Haha actually I got half of the lines I used off of the internet sooo….
Sam, you have to be careful. Taking lines off of the internet without citing (which it sounds like you did) is called plagiarism. If your teacher finds out, you can get into a lot of trouble.
Congrats!
i spent two hours reading everything you’ve written on here. i like you.
I stopped bringing my mother to my music concerts in school after she complained how boring they were, and how terrible we all sounded.
I stopped bringing my mom to concerts after she clapped between movements.
Just because she’s fifty, it doesn’t mean she’s blind.
Yes, she may be grumpy, but the scale? It doesn’t lie.
I personally haven’t seen you, so I can’t really say,
But if your weight’s like your stupidity, a whale is what you weigh.
Your poems are awesome. I look forward to them as much as the posts now! Haha. =)
Thanks! That really means a lot, and I’m not just saying that to be nice.
best one yet!
Thank you!! :D
Hahaha! you called her a whale!
Sorry, immaturity of an eighth grader.;)
But, really, great poem as always!
Thank you!
You should start your own blog with your poems, so it’s easier to find them;)
My Mam Said I Looked Like One Of The Starving Children On The Ads For Concern. Not Because I Was Skinny, But Because My Stomach Was Swolen. Then She Sent Me To Junior Fat Camp.
Just a thought- Why do you capitalize every single word?
thats just a nice way of calling yourself fat.
Hilarious! Just finished reading the entire archives and they’re all brilliant. Just one quick question Charlie. Are you really the Charlie Mcdowell the internet says you are? Are you really the son of Phineas and Ferb’s Grandpa Fletcher?
And isn’t that the way to be remembered BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA. I dunno, it’s a pretty memorable way to be remembered.
Person a: who’s that guy?
Person b: You know Phineas and Ferb’s Grandpa Fletcher? Ya, that’s his son.
LOL.
Of course. Believe everything you read on the internet.
Especially if it’s from Wikipedia. They always tell the truth on that site.
In 6th grade, I had a crush on this boy so I cut through his backyard on my way home from school, just hoping he would notice me. He did. When he saw me he yelled, “Don’t worry. I won’t hurt you. I’m for save the whales.” When I told my mom she said, “That’s what taking short cuts will do to you. “
Poor thing.
Not.
I’m beginning to think that their aversion to intelligence and common sense is some kind of family genetic mutation.
On a completely related note, I’m terrified for my potential children and the future may have to share with possible-Timberlake offspring.
A small part of me has always wondered if somewhere in the dark depths of the Internet, the GAM are writing a blog about charlie.. “dear bearded guy below me..I saw you at the laundrimat wearing a spandex *ewww* body suit. That is not your shade of pink.”
Personally Charlie, I think you look dashing in the morph suit.
…
Where is Mortus?
Dead.
Ooooooh,
Early in the morning, and who did I see?
Hy-a-cin-thus, said a few words, but naught did he,
Hy-a-cin-thus, who spends all the day staring at comments in bliss,
Hy-a-cin-thus, looking intently in case of something he’d missed,
Hy-a-cin-thus, Hy-a-cin-thus, Hy-a-cin-thus, Hy-a-cin-thus..
Hy-aaaaa-cin-thuuuss!
Aw how sweet. Not every day someone writes a poem for me.
MISSED YOU BTW.
Oh, Anna.
I missed you so.
Whilst the prophet Mortus’ divination fore-told of his shortcoming, he couldn’t prepare for the events that transpired. In his wooden shanty, housed in the forests of the most secluded of all places, while attempting to deliver the word of The Appendaged One over the most devious, vile of all connections – Satellite – was attacked by his trained rabid squirrels, which powered aforementioned shanty/Internet.
“Yn’gnl sh’g: D’phnxgul k’tha dugh, ughl’nigu’ra ulfn’ahk y’ngwu Maghoor-N’kyah? F’nakhr ugh’r’yheh liung’ngu a’Phtak’lu, hfir’knia y’nu h’lyeahugha Oprah rg’ynh.” He screamed as the vermin tore at his flesh; the words of Ythrl.
Mortus was last seen in Canada.
Floutsy/Paige/Thieve. <3
You are back.
Charlie you are a legend!! As are all you commentators! I am not sure which bit I find more entertaining the GAMs or the comments. If the tv show is made it better come to New Zealand!
Charlie – you been ok lately man?
Livin the dream…sort of.
Your posts have seemed kinda down lately is all :(
Why Do You Call Yourself After A Murderous Psychopath? Sorry, Cannibal.
It’ll interest you to know that there is a ‘reply’ button just below my comment. If you use it, there will be no trouble finding any replies you intended for me. As for your query, I only see it fitting to offer another question in response to yours.
Are you a fan of Twilight? You seem to be, Thompson.
More Importantly, Is There Any Particular Reason Behind Your Capitalization Of Every Word?
Yeah I’m Very Blind And Capitalizing Helps Me Find The Beginning Of Words.
I. Hate. Twilight. It’s The Only Film Saga Phenomenon Where The Books Are Better Than The Film. I Read Half Of A Chapter And Had To Go Vomit And Watch Six Hours Of Star Trek. Why, Is There Someone In Twilight Called Thompson?
Thanks For The Help, Hannibal.
Sorry, I Meant Films Are Better Than The Books. They’re Both Awful Though. Death To Twilight. Or Un-Death. Whatevs.
I bet her mom’s a MILF.
-sigh-
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Your blog looks good. Nice choice of colors for the designing. I dont think this blog is WordPress is it?…