Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I’ll meet you at the party, I ate way too much cauliflower and need to let out gas for awhile.” Hold on, let me cancel my plans.
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Rather than canceling your plans I would get the hell out of there! That sounds like a ticking bomb :P
just don’t light a match…
I’m wearing out the mute button on my channel changer.
You are the only guy I’ve ever heard of a guy who puts his TV on mute. Usually it’s the exact opposite.
Whoa. Apparently I don’t know how to form a sentence. You know what I meant.
It’s okay, it has been a rough day for me too when it comes to sentence forming.
I do, and then I turn the closed captioning on and read instead of watch
I don’t think that would count for your thirty minutes of reading per night for English class.
If the walls are so thin you hear everything they say, you must be able to smell eveything… *shudders in horror*
Not necessarily…
These girls sound quite stimulating…
If I were you, I’d go get a nose plug. Or a gas tank.
Haha, you should randomly shout up to her “Hey! I can smell that!”
Leave a can of air freshener outside their door. See (hear) what happens when they find it.
…and a little bottle of GasX with it!
I’m trying to find a more lady-like way of writing a poem about this…and coming up with nothing. I’ll still write one though.
I think that once Alicia writes this poem, you should tape it to their door like a love letter
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lol I totally support that motion =P
Or tape it to the air freshener Alison suggested earlier. That would be too funny. :D
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Haha, oh dear … put on your gas mask and run for the bunker! xD
…..shouldn’t you be able to hear that?
Hey, I’d be more worried if I couldn’t hear it. Silent, but deadly.
Hopefully there wasn’t asparagus involved too. . .
BWAHAHAHAHA! After a long day, that’s EXACTLY what I needed to hear. Thanks, Charlie! ^_^
You should put a spray can of Febreeze outside their door, maybe they’ll think Gerard heard them.
dude, who wants to listen to a girl fart? Nice beard btw, I like it. It’s hot!
“I’ll meet you at the party,” said the girl above Charlie, as he listened with care.
She had too much cauliflower,
Now her ass has the power,
If I were you, I’d step out for some air.
So much for being lady-like…Oh well.
That third line is a poetic masterpiece.
My thoughts exactly.
Okay, so only slight modifications would have to be made for him to tape it on their door
I would love to live in a world where in my head that is a valid excuse to be late somewhere.
Hahaha I read these everyday and they make me giggle! The comments too so I decided to comment today! Hello everyone!
Hello, how are you today?
I’m alright! Just took a nice nap. :) How’re you?
I started commenting when Harry Potter came up in conversation. xD
Hiya! Glad the comments amuse you :D
Welcome!
Thanks Charlie!
At least they eat their veggies.
Awh, how considerate of her.
I wonder if there’s a Dear Guy Below Me blog that these girls maintain…. lol
Dear guy below us;
“Haha! This is brilliant! There is no way this can legally ruin me BWAHAHA!” our lawyers say otherwise….
Haha! I was just about type that!
There is one, actually, but its probably just by some Charlie-stalker.
Okay, I usually don’t comment on these but I just had to say that I think this website is AMAZING! Charlie, this always cheers me up when I’m in a bad mood. And reading the comments on here just makes me happier!! Alicia, I love your poems. I look forward to them every time there’s a new post :)
Why thank ya :D
I second that.
*returns to awkwardly interrupt the ordinarily smooth flow of conversation in a manner similar to that of a cauliflower fart*
That was a long-winded thought.
(pun mostly intended)
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LOL
Awesome. :)
Hahaha. Niiiice.
at least she’s polite…?? haha
I really think that you need a better hobby.
Charlie, you have such a gaggle of girls following you. I find this ironic, but you are pretty damn cute, so I totally get it. But you’re also totally creepy. As a fellow voyeur, I love this.
At least we now know that they do not believe that they are too good to pass gas.
Am i the only one who noticed that you wrote “channel changer” instead of “remote” above? Please rewrite the world, Charlie.
Actually, it’s called a “clicker.” :P
Haha. I love how different parts of the US use different words.
I used to call it a “ticky” when I was really little… I have no clue why. Then again, I also used to call lizards “beechos”… I guess I just had my own language.
Well, he IS British…(he’s said as much at any rate). Maybe thats what his parents called it when he was growing up?
heyheyhey what’s that meant to mean? what is his being british got to do with it (is he even british?)? i’m british (woop) and i don’t call it a channel changer. (i’ve now used the word british too many times…)
also: Alicia, that, and you, are awesome!!
You and your Britishness are awesome.
I say channel changer too. My roommates have ridiculed this, but I think it’s far worse to avoid a perfectly spectacular opportunity for ‘ch’ alliteration unrelated to a train
In New Zealand we call it a remote
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