Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
06
“Rachel Zoe needs to find these teams better outfits. This yellow’s seriously offensive.” I bet the Steelers call her at halftime.
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Not to mention the uniforms aren’t form fitted. The NFL needs to call Issac Mizrahi, because this is a disaster.
They’d call Max Azria, he designs Hervé Léger ;)
I’m just waiting for a “Why is it called ‘football’? They like…never use their feet.” type comment…
Many people across the globe ask this question, and make fun of us for it.
So did you invite them over Charlie?
And are you for the Steelers or Packers?
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oh good lord.
Um, what? I guess its because I’m English that this seems like a load of unrelated words strewn together to create a sentence.
Completely agree with you there. I’m from England too =P
The girls think it’s a crisis
The colors aren’t the nicest
The fit, the shape – It’s not right!
Maybe the material is too light.
Whatever problems there may be
That yellow is the shade of unhealthy pee!
(No way is this comparable to Alicia’s poems, but I had to try. :) )
& Charlie, I’d like to be adopted into your amazing family :)
Well done. I salute you.
All of their colors together remind me of a really gross bruise
During the comercials I’m watching the Rugrats Movie with my little siblings :)
I’m home for the weekend.
I’m actually surprised that they’re even watching the superbowl at home! Are they hosting a party of some sort with a bunch of guys or did they happen across it channel surfing?
wait they’re actually WATCHING the superbowl? this is a shock.
omg… Rachel Zoe? Really?? AH, they’re watching the game?!? ….Wait a minute, do they even know what’s going on?
I highly doubt it.
It doesn’t matter what you say,
No one really cares any way.
Except for Charlie, listening from his sink,
He pretty much knows how and what you think.
So go ahead and complain,
But it’s getting kind of mundane.
You two can go on and on,
Talking untill the break of dawn.
Charlie was smart to make this site,
It may be mean but it feels alright.
It gives us a laugh every day or so,
The beauty is that you two will never know.
I don’t really care if you don’t like the uniform’s yellow,
Just like no one really cares that I don’t like orange Jell-o.
So just suck it up and watch the game,
(Ha, You probably think the teams are the same.)
Now if you all will excuse me I have another poem to go write.
Wowzers what a poem! Good job!
I’ve noticed that you get more cynical and scathing as time has gone on.
That is by far my favorite poem of yours.
Thanks guys.
Seriously, you are amazing! I had to write a poem for my English class the other day and really struggled. How you can do one every day is just awesome =D
I guess we’re just lucky they don’t watch during throwback games! Some of those uniforms are spectacular!
I love how their simple-minded comments spark such wondrous topics :)
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Upstanding steps….
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cool site yo got by the way….