Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

13

“Regardless of hating my bikini, I think it’s time we post the pics from our skinny summer of 08′.” Such a brave sacrifice.

Jun

11

“I can’t believe you knew that Apple and Mac were the same thing and never corrected me!” Aww man, you figured it out.
May

18

“Did you steal Petunia’s charger so you could charge Mufasa?!” I hate repeating myself, YOUR VIBRATORS DESERVE THEIR OWN CHARGERS.

May

10

“I would give anything for a hammer to bust through our door if it takes me to Chris Hemsworth.” I’ll go look for my toolbox.
May

08

“I don’t care that he’s spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.

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