Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
28
(at 2AM) “Were we even born when the world was 8 days a week?” Ladies, time to turn off The Beatles and get some sleep.
26
(singing) “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but a really good poo.” Should I sing backup from the toilet?
23
“I’m beyond excited to see Hunger Games! I can finally pretend like I read the book.” I KNEW you never read Precious!
22
“Oh my God, do you think that a long time ago the world used to be in black and white?” Yes, color came when you two were born.
21
“Nicole Richie’s dad is Lionel Richie? Wait, who’s Lionel Richie?” He’s just some partying socialite who got famous for nothing.
